Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"The goats are coming! The goats are coming!"
"One goat to rule them all, one goat to find them. One goat to bring them all and in the darkness bind them in the Land of Mordor where the goats lie."

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent goats."

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Aha! You fell victim to one of the classic goats! The most well-known of which is, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is "Never go in against a goat when death is on the line!"

[Ranryu she/her]

"Ruled by Abraham Goat, the one Grand Goat who stayed loyal to the High Goat, the government of Zeropolis uses advanced goats to keep tight control."

[Monk of Dakhor]

She always wondered what it would feel like to goat, but she was to worried to pay attention to it now

-Glitch, by Laura Martin

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

The greatest wealth is to live content with goats.

- Plato

[Wittles he/him]

This may or may not be the highest form of comedy ever concieved

"I am goat.

 But you could be fire."

-We all know what this is from

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

2 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

This may or may not be the highest form of comedy ever concieved

"I am goat.

 But you could be fire."

-We all know what this is from

I ran out of reputation. I'll come back tomorrow.  took me too long to realize what this was.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

4 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

This may or may not be the highest form of comedy ever concieved

"I am goat.

 But you could be fire."

-We all know what this is from

Ah, yes, Goats of Radiance, or GoR for short.

[Wittles he/him]

8 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Ah, yes, Goats of Radiance, or GoR for short.

followed by the sequel, Goatbringer

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

followed by the sequel, Goatbringer

With the villain Goat-ium.

[Wittles he/him]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

With the villain Goat-ium.

Who is opposed by Goat 4 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Who is opposed by Goat 4 

Dalinar defeats Goat-ium in part with the book The Way of Kings, written by Goathadon

[Wittles he/him]

3 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Dalinar defeats Goat-ium in part with the book The Way of Kings, written by Goathadon

Goat-ium's possessor, Rayse is eventually killed by the evil killing blade, Goatblood. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Goat-ium's possessor, Rayse is eventually killed by the evil killing blade, Goatblood. 

The Singers, who serve as Goat-ium's troops, may take on forms of power. These include (but are not limited to): Stormform, Nightform, Direform, and Goatform.

[Cinnamon]

The Azish preferred their decorations to look like the product of a goat having a sneezing fit.

[Wittles he/him]

5 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

The Singers, who serve as Goat-ium's troops, may take on forms of power. These include (but are not limited to): Stormform, Nightform, Direform, and Goatform.

Before the everstorm, battles were fought on the shattered plains, which were populated with gargantuan Chasm-goats

Edited January 11, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Before the everstorm, battles were fought on the shattered plains, which were populated with gargantuan Chasm-goats

Chasm-goats, chulls, and other big crab monsters with gemhearts are collectively called "Goatshells."

[Wittles he/him]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Chasm-goats, chulls, and other big crab monsters with gemhearts are collectively called "Goatshells."

These creatures, unbeknownst to most scholars, have formed their own light equivalent in power to stormlight capable of creating the goats radiant. This light of unimaginable power is known as goatlight (Sorry not sorry if this is getting too ridiculous)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Witless of Shinovar said:

These creatures, unbeknownst to most scholars, have formed their own light equivalent in power to stormlight capable of creating the goats radiant. This light of unimaginable power is known as goatlight (Sorry not sorry if this is getting too ridiculous)

For the heroes of the Urithiru Coalition, an important logistics factor are the Oathgoats. These allow for instant travel.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Sorry this isn't as beautifully in order as your guys's stuff, but the only thing I could come up with was a goatstone for Szeth. Goatless of Shinovar. Or however you say that. 

7 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

(Sorry not sorry if this is getting too ridiculous)

Definitely not sorry. This is awesome. This entire goat thing is technically ridiculous. SOOO.

[Wittles he/him]

2 minutes ago, Gregorio said:

Sorry this isn't as beautifully in order as your guys's stuff, but the only thing I could come up with was a goatstone for Szeth. Goatless of Shinovar. Or however you say that. 

No, it's perfect, we needed to flesh out some of the stuff outside of the main odium conflict, and now we can segue perfectly into things like the Goat lake or Goat-eaters(horn eaters)

4 minutes ago, Gregorio said:

Definitely not sorry. This is awesome. This entire goat thing is technically ridiculous. SOOO.

goats do have a habit of being ridiculous. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

For the heroes of the Urithiru Coalition, an important logistics factor are the Oathgoats. These allow for instant travel.

Equally important are the Goats Radiant, the last hope for mankind.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

Equally important are the Goats Radiant, the last hope for mankind.

Their power is enhanced by their Goatblades and GoatPlate.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"The dark side of the goat is a path to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."