You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you say "my wit is on temporary hiatus, pending review by it's colleagues sincerity and temerity" in a text to your girlfriend.

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

When you read this thread and accidentally start incorporating every suggestion into your own life. 

[Erandeni he/him]

When you are really bad playing AoE II, you ask to yourself:"what would Rayse do?", so you build a wall around your enemy base and send lots of troops periodically.

[Draginon he/him]

When you dedicate a whole shelf to just Sanderson books, including future titles.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

22 minutes ago, Draginon said:

When you dedicate a whole shelf to just Sanderson books, including future titles.

YES! I call mine my Sandershelf. 

I keep weird little things on my bookshelf. I also have 8 books checked out from the library right now, so that's what's on the shelf above, and the one below is just for random books.

When I get money, I buy books. And right now I'm saving for Oathbringer. I have a big box of stuff in my closet I'm trying to sell. Then I could also get the first Alcatraz book. Sorry for all this! I like talking about books... (Both their content and the books themselves).

[Nathrangking he/him]

When your parents ask you how your day was and as you tell them you think to yourself "there is always another secret".

[Calderis he/him]

When you watch the posts on the Shard, and think to yourself, "if this were Babatharnum, I'd be in the ruling class." 

[Sami she/her]

When you check out all your library's Sanderson books and keep them.... Long over the due date because you can't bear to let them go, and start paying fines while thinking "I really need to start getting my own copies...."

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you refuse to read because it is not a manly pursuit.

[Sami she/her]

1 minute ago, Nathrangking said:

When you refuse to read because it is not a manly pursuit.

Wait....... Isn't that rather contradictory to the "you know you're a Sanderfan" thing?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, Sami said:

Wait....... Isn't that rather contradictory to the "you know you're a Sanderfan" thing?

Didn't say can't I said refuse to.

[Sami she/her]

8 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Didn't say can't I said refuse to.

Huh?

[Nathrangking he/him]

In SA men other than ardent's cannot read I took the part where it is not a manly pursuit and used it while still maintaining the ability to do so.

[Emerald101 he/him]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

In SA men other than ardent's cannot read I took the part where it is not a manly pursuit and used it while still maintaining the ability to do so.

But how can you claim to be a sanderfan while actively refusing to read? Reading and Sanderfanning by necessity go together.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Being an airsick lowlander Sanderfan from Roshar will do strange things to you.

[Shqueeves]

5 hours ago, Idealistic said:

When you are really bad playing AoE II, you ask to yourself:"what would Rayse do?", so you build a wall around your enemy base and send lots of troops periodically.

Pro tip for AoE II: "how do you turn this on" is best cheat (or "I r winner")

[+Extesian he/him]

Audio. Books.

[Oversleep]

4 hours ago, Calderis said:

When you watch the posts on the Shard, and think to yourself, "if this were Babatharnum, I'd be in the ruling class." 

We go by how long we've been active here though.

My addiction manifests as the craving of the WoBs. That's how you spot a Sanderfan; you tell them you have some obscure WoB they haven't seen and they all light up.

[Calderis he/him]

1 minute ago, Oversleep said:

My addiction manifests as the craving of the WoBs. That's how you spot a Sanderfan; you tell them you have some obscure WoB they haven't seen and they all light up.

Gimme! 

[Nathrangking he/him]

We all desire them guess we are all Sanderfans. Bring on the Obscure WoB's.

[Oversleep]

18 minutes ago, Calderis said:

Gimme! 

15 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

We all desire them guess we are all Sanderfans. Bring on the Obscure WoB's.

Fine. Here, something from my private collection, shown only once and seasoned ever since:

Quote

the_archduke

Could a Knight Radiant pass their Nahel bond the way Seons can be passed in Elantris?

Brandon Sanderson

Theoretically possible and in fact has happened (!) in previous eras.

source

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you a lowly obligator know that you stand before a true master of the shard.

[Ammanas]

This pretty much sums up my life as a Sanderson fan

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you include in your vacation plans a contingency for a koloss stampede.

[Ammanas]

5 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

When you include in your vacation plans a contingency for a koloss stampede.

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