You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you've been on the shard for about three hours straight.

[Calderis he/him]

5 minutes ago, Tesh said:

When you've been on the shard for about three hours straight.

I have a problem apparently. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

I can't think of anywhere else to put this so, here you go!

Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!

Sorry it's upside down.

Also, I didn't stick them on, in case anyone was worried. Look at the obligator on tWoA!

Edited August 11, 2017 by Tesh

[Taliax none (name only)]

3 hours ago, Tesh said:

I can't think of anywhere else to put this so, here you go!

Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!

Sorry it's upside down.

Also, I didn't stick them on, in case anyone was worried. Look at the obligator on tWoA!

Lol I just recently saw a pic like this of Axel from Kingdom Hearts, this made me laugh.  But it would be way better if Steris had googly eyes.

You know you're a Sanderfan when you spend multiple hours reading WoBs, and still don't feel like you have enough info about the Cosmere.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you go backpacking with a fellow Sanderfan, her dad, and your dad, and you think you see starspren. (There was a meteor shower). Or when you play Name that Cosmere character. 

[Contessa she/her]

When you have recurring nightmares (or maybe visions from Honor) about filmmakers completely botching Cosmere movies.

[Taliax none (name only)]

When you pray at night for Brandon's health and safety, so that he will live long enough to finish writing the Cosmere.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you call this little pond you find Patji's Eye. (Or is it the Eye of Patji? I can't remember).

[Contessa she/her]

When you can't get through another book, or an episode of any show, without finding a million Cosmere references. 

[Ammanas]

You spend so much time looking for obscure cosmere references, in Sanderson books, that when another author tries to subtlety foreshadow a event the paragraph might as well have strobe lights and a siren attached to the page.

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you refer to college restarting as the desolation.

[+Extesian he/him]

6 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

When you refer to college restarting as the desolation.

Maybe every lecturer but one will quit and it will end the cycle. 

Well, for 4500 years.

[Calderis he/him]

9 minutes ago, Extesian said:

Maybe every lecturer but one will quit and it will end the cycle. 

Well, for 4500 years.

And at the end of those 4500 years, the classes will be exceptionally harsh. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

If so then those 4500 had better see me raise a kingdom and knights to fight back.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

@Taliax I need to do that to WoR to. 

[Alfa he/him]

I'd like to point out, that in earth years that would be approximately 4950 years. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you are interrogated by your parents and all you can say is that you are truthless.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you get a horrible teacher (school starts tomorrow) and your first thought is 'voidbringer."

Any who, here's WoR.

[Draginon he/him]

When you're barcoding some books and notice the authors name is Sula. Galladon you have ruined me!!!

Edited August 13, 2017 by Draginon

[Nathrangking he/him]

14 minutes ago, Draginon said:

When you're barcoding some books and notice the authors name is Sula. Galladon you have ruined me!!!

You also mutter Doloken under your breath while working.

Edited August 13, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Calderis he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

You also mutter Kolo under your breath while working.

That just means you're kayana. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

When being called Kayana neither confuses you nor bothers you.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you see this Infinity Wars promotional image and immediately think of Kaladin facing down someone in Shardplate:

[Nathrangking he/him]

Or when you see BvS and think that doomsday looks like a Koloss.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Or when you have such a long list of stuff to put on here you forget all of it.