You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Nathrangking he/him]

And when page 7 covers the hotel blowing up.

Edited August 7, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Sunbird she/her]

14 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

When you include in your vacation plans a contingency for a koloss stampede.

 

8 minutes ago, Ammanas said:

On page 8

 

5 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

And when page 7 covers the hotel blowing up.

When you recognize all these as references to Steris's obsessive planning.

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you read the constitution and realize that they are not the words of founding.

[Taliax none (name only)]

lol I love Steris.

When you make a plan to manage your addiction the Shard... then promptly break most of the rules you set for yourself. *sweatdrop*

When you're glad your female so reading can be a socially acceptable pursuit.

When you just finished reading all your Sanderson books, and you immediately contemplate going back and rereading them.

When you wonder if your deceased friends/relatives are watching you as cognitive shadows. And if so, where they found a perpendicularly.

You know how when you make a new account, and it has you solve a math word problem involving Sanderson books to make sure you're human? When you are the guy from that word problem.

 

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[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you find a bit of brownie on the gotten of your foot and your first thought is "Chull dung."

Or when you can't stop talking about chull!

[Nathrangking he/him]

when the lights go out and you expect your body to begin glowing.

[Calderis he/him]

When your child asks why they have to wash their scrapped knee and you respond "wisdom of the Heralds" 

[Nathrangking he/him]

or alternatively to chase the rot spren away. 

[+Extesian he/him]

5 minutes ago, Calderis said:

When your child asks why they have to wash their scrapped knee and you respond "wisdom of the Heralds" 

And when they complain about the pain you tell them "ssshhhhh, don't think about it or you'll attract painspren, and painspren will eat your soul"?

[Calderis he/him]

4 minutes ago, Extesian said:

And when they complain about the pain you tell them "ssshhhhh, don't think about it or you'll attract painspren, and painspren will eat your soul"?

Very harmore 

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you see a window and the first thought that comes to mind is voidbringer.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Now what I need to do is get the whole country drunk, preferably around election season.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you have spent about $100 on Sanderson books in the past four months.

If you are wondering how many, I have 13. 

Or when you misspell "how" and it is corrected it to Hoid.

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you freak out when you learn that your color war team in camp is called red lightning.

[Sunbird she/her]

When you start talking to your mom about your cousin named Brandon, and she assumes at first that you're talking about Brandon Sanderson because he's the Brandon you talk about most often.

[Nathrangking he/him]

When your mother makes a grain for dinner and you say something about tallew.

[Calderis he/him]

When you get into an argument because you insist some chickens can talk. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you have a conversation with a stick that washed up on shore at a lake.

[Shadowmancer he/him]

You have late night discussions with your (very patient and loving) brother about Investiture and why you were laughing about a comment he made on "awakening"

You are frustrated yet happy when you can't finish a book in the normal 24-hour span it takes you, because it's so long and so deep

Cloud from Final Fantasy makes a lot more sense to you

You look suspiciously at Asian art with stamps on it...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you put quotes from Sanderson all around your room. One of them took 3 1\2 pieces of paper.

The end of chapter 84 in WoR. It starts with "Cold air. Rain. Yelling? Very distant? He knew that voice..." It ends at chapter 85. 

But there 18 quotes. And they are all hand written. 

So you know you are a Sanderfan when you do that.

And then (After writing down several quotes from Elend) realizing how much you are like him. (Elend, that is).

 

[Sunbird she/her]

When you have a dream about finding Szeth's Honorblade, abandoned, and becoming a Windrunner.

[Rebecca she/her]

When you have a dream about meeting Brandon, and think that it's real and your SO excited to share it here. But then you wake up, and are super disappointed when you realize it wasn't real. But then you decide you should share it anyway.

[Ammanas]

Your conscience now speaks to you in the voice of Michael Kramer

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you suddenly hear a voice which tells you where the box with all of your old stuff is.

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you text your girlfriend "Women are like thunderstorms. They're nice to look at, and can be nice to listen to, but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient" (with a smile, and as a joke, of course).