You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Taliax none (name only)]

1 hour ago, Tesh said:

 

Or when you start reading Eye of the World, and thought you found Hoid. (I thought he was Thom).

I still want this to be a thing

1 hour ago, Calderis said:

When you live in a state of Cognitive dissonance that both understands that the Cosmere is fiction but still tries to apply Cosmere to your life. For example:

My son turns five in November. Is that old enough to attract a spren? 

Am I a bad enough parent that he's already broken enough to attract a spren? 

Do we get enough trace metals here that I can rule out being an allomancer? 

Are any of my fish lucky?

If my wife were a Kandra, would it be possible to tell? 

How can I get Stormlight? The black diamonds in my wedding ring would look awesome with a glow to them. 

Also, all of these are fantastic XD

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

when you eat jello and think of ore seor

when you see a statue and try to command it

 

Edited July 31, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Hoid killed Asmodean.

[Erandeni he/him]

When you are playing Crusaders Kings 2 and use Dalinar's coat of arms:

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you  see a dog and expect it to start talking

When you find a metal sheet and expect to see the words of an ancient terris elder

Edited July 31, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Ammanas]

You are watching Avatar the Last Airbender television show and notice they have Tai-na (that for some reason they keep referring to as a Lion Turtle).

[Nathrangking he/him]

You breathe in and expect the lights to go out.

[Rebecca she/her]

When your only five foot, but don't want to get any taller because you want to be like Vin.

And when you tell your friend you don't want to grow any taller, they just look at you like your crazy.

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you stand outside on a misty day and expect the mist to shy away.

Edited July 31, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Rebecca she/her]

When you sit there and wonder if your life is messed up enough for you to attract a spren.

[Calderis he/him]

When you've lived in the same city your whole life and see an unfamiliar bug then immediately wonder why they've chosen to spy on you... 

[Draginon he/him]

When you feel offended when a booktuber, a youtuber doing book related stuff like reviews, puts a Sanderson book on his Books I Regret Buying list. Saw one the other day who put The Way of Kings on that list. Luckily, to balance that feeling out, AClockworkReader put the Mistborn trilogy on her favorites list.

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you break off a piece of your mother's china and call it shardplate.

[Sami she/her]

when one of your favourite reviewers on Goodreads say they didn't like SA, called Steelheart childish, and the comments are as such: "the truth is, he's just not a good writer" you stop, bristle up, your faith in her taste in books is forever tarnished, and you wish Goodreads had downvotes so that you can give her all yours.

Seriously tho! 

Edited August 1, 2017 by Sami

[Nathrangking he/him]

When someone asks for a dollars and all that you hear is dalinar.

[Sami she/her]

3 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

When someone asks for a dollars and all that you hear is dalinar.

lol! that one cracked me up

[Calderis he/him]

6 minutes ago, Sami said:

when one of your favourite reviewers on Goodreads say they didn't like SA and the comments are as such: "the truth is, he's just not a good writer" you stop, bristle up, your faith in her taste in books is forever tarnished, and you wish Goodreads had downvotes so that you can give her all yours.

Seriously tho! 

When you read this comment and get irrationally angry at someone on goodreads you never knew existed and still don't know who they are. 

Cause damnation, that gets me. 

[Ammanas]

14 minutes ago, Sami said:

when one of your favourite reviewers on Goodreads say they didn't like SA, called Steelheart childish, and the comments are as such: "the truth is, he's just not a good writer" you stop, bristle up, your faith in her taste in books is forever tarnished, and you wish Goodreads had downvotes so that you can give her all yours.

Seriously tho! 

I don't feel anger...only pity. 

[Sami she/her]

when you're trying to think up another good Cosmere-inspired gmail address but they're all taken by someone and you're tempted to email them and go "hey, I see you're a Sanderfan...."

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When you must resist the urge to duct tape him to his computer 

[Sparkrunner he/him]

WHAT? Username: Ars_Arcanum already TAKEN? WHERE IS MY STEEL!

[Nathrangking he/him]

when you see that the nutrition bar that you just ate has an abundance of iron and you try to burn it.

[Ammanas]

When some speaks condescendingly to you and your response is, "You have no idea the storm you have wandered into."

-WoR ch 15

[Calderis he/him]

When, daily, you lament the fact that Jasnah's assertion that ignorance is the natural state of the human mind, and people's readiness to defend it, is true. 

[Sami she/her]

When you consider moving to the US because every storming time you're guiltfree to talk everyone else is asleep. And vice versa. 

Edited August 2, 2017 by Sami