Curiosity Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Upvote god? I think that's taking things a bit too far into hyperbole territory. Don't you think? I was going to post another crudely done Microsoft Paint job for TwiLyght to show the ridiculousness of this "god" idea, but as it turns out... ...Twi's actually pretty fabulous as a purple glittery fairy goddess. Who knew? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 I was going to post another crudely done Microsoft Paint job for TwiLyght to show the ridiculousness of this "god" idea, but as it turns out... ...Twi's actually pretty fabulous as a purple glittery fairy goddess. Who knew? By posting this, Kobold, you ascribe to the ancient laws: All who see the true form of TwiLyghtSansSparkles must eat a cupcake immediately. What, you thought I'd say you had to die? Death isn't fun. Cupcakes. Those are fun. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 How about cookies? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 How about cookies? Cookies are also fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slater Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 "TwiLyght Kobold" will be there unholy off-springs name. A "God Beyond the Beyond" If you will, with the ability the gain up votes for each letter typed and and can will in a Second Reckoners trilogy through force of will as well as erase the Twilight series and go back and give the Sopranos a satisfying ending. He also has luscious locks, like Patrick Swayze in Point Break, and only speaks in Iambic pentameter, except on the weekends where he speaks Celtic. ...................................somewhere along the way I forgot where I was going with this. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 "TwiLyght Kobold" will be there unholy off-springs name. A "God Beyond the Beyond" If you will, with the ability the gain up votes for each letter typed and and can will in a Second Reckoners trilogy through force of will as well as erase the Twilight series and go back and give the Sopranos a satisfying ending. He also has luscious locks, like Patrick Swayze in Point Break, and only speaks in Iambic pentameter, except on the weekends where he speaks Celtic. ...................................somewhere along the way I forgot where I was going with this. ….I guess Slater Fate has willed our eventual marriage, Kobold? I don't know what I think of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 I approve. NOW STOP DERAILING THREADS, YOU TWO. GET A ROOM ALREADY 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 How about cookies? Uh, no, not cookies. She Hemalurgically spikes them. :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Uh, no, not cookies. She Hemalurgically spikes them. :eek: That's ridiculous. It's not even possible. [cashes check from spike-cookie industry] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 I approve. NOW STOP DERAILING THREADS, YOU TWO. GET A ROOM ALREADY Stop derailing a thread with random fun, nonsense and absurdity? 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zas678 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 No, stop derailing a thread about memes with memes. Seriously. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 No, stop derailing a thread about memes with memes. Seriously. Oh. Then I suppose my meme-i-fied commentary on the first few chapters of WoR will never leave my computer, then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Oh. Then I suppose my meme-i-fied commentary on the first few chapters of WoR will never leave my computer, then. Please please please don't. :( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Please please please don't. :( The wrath of a glitter-goddess is not to be provoked lightly. If you ever want to restore her benevolence, you must make offerings of adorable pug pictures to appease her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 The wrath of a glitter-goddess is not to be provoked lightly. If you ever want to restore her benevolence, you must make offerings of adorable pug pictures to appease her. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shattered Posted May 25, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 17th Shard Stuff: WoK Spoilers: WoR Spoiler: Basically Brandon while writing this: HoA Spoilers: 31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Not even Brandon can come up with a word to describe how good it is. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Thank you. Please explain this to my friends, who currently believe I am some sort of addict who has sold her soul to the reading demons. Of course, no words on if this is true... You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to ramble on and on about Sanderson novels, constantly and persistently, within the earshot of a reading demon until it grows so fed up with you that it grants you superpowers just to shut you up. You got ripped off, my friend. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to ramble on and on about Sanderson novels, constantly and persistently, within the earshot of a reading demon until it grows so fed up with you that it grants you superpowers just to shut you up. You got ripped off, my friend. By that logic, shouldn't David have powers? We all know how he rambles on . . . and on and on and on . . . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 By that logic, shouldn't David have powers? We all know how he rambles on . . . and on and on and on . . . 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 He rambles on like a grouchy camel rambling the desert. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slater Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 He rambles on like a grouchy camel rambling the desert. BOOOOOO!! I BOOOOOO!! Your poor Similes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattemer Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 He rambles on like an old man who is trapped in a cave with only one candle and an old telephone that he is using to call people. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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