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[Ashbringer he/him]

18 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

I thought it was because it's the 17th shard, not the 16th.

... oh yeah

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

HoA

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Edited February 23, 2021 by Shard of Thought

[Personification he/him]

58 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Era 3 (I posted this on the Discord)

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Also:

Kaladin and Shallan in "True Glory"

Kelsier in Era 2

Kelsier in Era 1, but it was actually OreSeur

Paalm (sort of)

Jasnah in OB (and then she becomes queen)

Kenton in White Sand

 

 

Edited February 23, 2021 by Personification

[Frustration]

@Personification spoliers!

[Personification he/him]

1 minute ago, Frustration said:

@Personification spoliers!

Right.

[Chinkoln he/him]

The end of The Way of Kings

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[AonEne he/him]

My Inquisitor character glared, someone wanted to know how that worked with eyespikes, and I made the dumbest edit I've ever made. 

I regret nothing. 

[Mage he/him]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

My Inquisitor character glared, someone wanted to know how that worked with eyespikes, and I made the dumbest edit I've ever made. 

I regret nothing. 

I keep waiting for the image to resolve, but it never does. It just keeps glaring at me...

[Retrac he/him]

26 minutes ago, Mage said:

I keep waiting for the image to resolve, but it never does. It just keeps glaring at me...

It took me 30 seconds to realize it wasn't going to resolve.

[mathiau he/him]

31 minutes ago, AonEne said:

My Inquisitor character glared, someone wanted to know how that worked with eyespikes, and I made the dumbest edit I've ever made. 

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I regret nothing. 

Among the greatest artistic blurs I've ever seen

[Ashbringer he/him]

I guess Inquisitors would just glare with their eyebrows.

 

... do Inquisitors have eyebrows? They shave their heads, do they shave their eyebrows?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashbringer said:

I guess Inquisitors would just glare with their eyebrows.

 

... do Inquisitors have eyebrows? They shave their heads, do they shave their eyebrows?

Even if they don't have eyebrows, you probably can see a movement in their tattoos.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Glaring with eyebrow-muscles it is 

[AonEne he/him]

And mouths!

26 minutes ago, mathiau said:

Among the greatest artistic blurs I've ever seen

I just saved the emoji straight from the Shard

[mathiau he/him]

Oathbringer and Warbreaker, kind of

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[Chinkoln he/him]

The first three Stormlight Archive books

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The Way of Kings: Stealing them from Kaladin

Words of Radiance: Quietly stealing the madman's Shardblade from the cavern, even though Dalinar had already bonded it

Oathbringer: He managed to inherit a full set of Shards by virtue of becoming the new Highprince

 

[Personification he/him]

3 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

The first three Stormlight Archive books

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The Way of Kings: Stealing them from Kaladin

Words of Radiance: Quietly stealing the madman's Shardblade from the cavern, even though Dalinar had already bonded it

Oathbringer: He managed to inherit a full set of Shards by virtue of becoming the new Highprince

 

In fairness, the OB example was completely legal.

[Flyingbooks]

3 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

The first three Stormlight Archive books

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The Way of Kings: Stealing them from Kaladin

Words of Radiance: Quietly stealing the madman's Shardblade from the cavern, even though Dalinar had already bonded it

Oathbringer: He managed to inherit a full set of Shards by virtue of becoming the new Highprince

 

Oh no. Now, we'll find out in book 5 that Amaram Ascended to one Shard in RoW and to a second in KoW. At least it's linear and not exponential.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

 

[dannnex male]

SA:

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Just saw this exchange in the comment section on a Stormlight YT vid and it’s too good not to share.

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Person 1: Evi jokes never get old...
and neither will she.

 

Person 2: that’s cold...

 

Person 3: She isn’t. 

 

[AonEne he/him]

This incorrect quote might've already been made, but I can't remember it, therefore: 

Kelsier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. 
Sazed: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you should’ve taken away. 
Kelsier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. 

[Personification he/him]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

This incorrect quote might've already been made, but I can't remember it, therefore: 

Kelsier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. 
Sazed: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you should’ve taken away. 
Kelsier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. 

What's it from?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 2/20/2021 at 4:24 PM, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Vax is a D&D character in Critical Roll and its making fun of Vax the character.

Have a meme

[Mistborn Secret History]

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Kelsier: Hey Saze, can I come back to-

Harmony: https://explodingkittens.com/how-to-play/exploding-kittens-party-pack

 

 

 

I just bought this game. 

[Personification he/him]

7 hours ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Mistborn Secret History

No, the original quote. 

[AonEne he/him]

8 hours ago, Personification said:

No, the original quote. 

I'm not sure, actually. I just know people use it as an incorrect quote. I'm using a generator. Sometimes I give it the names and it puts them where it wants, sometimes I assign the names based on what makes sense.

Some more:

Kaladin: Hey, Shallan? Can I get some dating advice?
Shallan: Just because I’m with Adolin doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Kaladin: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Shallan: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Kaladin: Yes!
Adolin: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Kaladin: I know you snuck out last night, Shallan.
Adolin: Play dumb!
Shallan: Who's Shallan?
Adolin: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Adolin: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Kaladin: You’re a hazard to society
Shallan: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Shallan: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Dalinar: Wasn't Wit with you?
Wit: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Vin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
Kelsier: Just rip the bandage off.
Vin: It’s Elend.
Kelsier: Put the bandage back on.

Hoid: We need to get through this locked door. Dalinar, give me your credit card.
Dalinar: Here.
Hoid, pocketing it: Thanks. Kaladin, kick down the door.

Edwarn, negotiating with Wax: We have Wayne. Give us ten thousand boxings and he will be returned to you unharmed
Wayne: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Edwarn:
Wayne: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Wax: WAYNE STOP

*Hoid and Kelsier skipping stones on lake*
Hoid: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Kelsier, whispering: Take that you stupid lake

Navani: Lift was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Lift: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Dalinar: Lift, you ate a chair.