Kobold King he/him Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 I haven't read Stormlight, either. Every time someone says she hasn't read the Stormlight Archive, a spren dies. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) I haven't read Stormlight, either. May I politely ask why in the world you have the second-highest rep on the site if you haven't read all about Roshar? Edited March 5, 2015 by Curiosity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 May I politely ask why in the world you have the second-highest rep on the site if you haven't read all about Roshar? She may not be able to tell a warform Parshendi from a whitespine, but she writes the best Reckonerverse fanfiction this side of the pillars of heaven. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 The kitchen servant's troubles were worsened by a humiliating viral video and a failure to understand Twitter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity he/him Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Closest thing I can guess is... reality TV? But that doesn't even make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Every time someone says she hasn't read the Stormlight Archive, a spren dies. I'm sorry, spren! I'll read SA just as soon as the stupid library gets me a copy! May I politely ask why in the world you have the second-highest rep on the site if you haven't read all about Roshar? I'm honestly not sure. She may not be able to tell a warform Parshendi from a whitespine, but she writes the best Reckonerverse fanfiction this side of the pillars of heaven. Thanks. I don't know if it's the best, but I'm still smiling. That means a lot. The kitchen servant's troubles were worsened by a humiliating viral video and a failure to understand Twitter. ThirdGen, I think I need to tell you something: Every time I see your signature, I give you an upvote. It…it's like a compulsion. Your signature combines two awesome things in the most surreal and puntastic way possible, and I can't not upvote it every time I see it. Just in case you're wondering where all the random upvotes are coming from. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 ThirdGen, I think I need to tell you something: Every time I see your signature, I give you an upvote. It…it's like a compulsion. Your signature combines two awesome things in the most surreal and puntastic way possible, and I can't not upvote it every time I see it. Just in case you're wondering where all the random upvotes are coming from. Awesome. Every time I see it, I hear the Chef cheerily say, "Meestbork!" Hmm... this one may be a bit obscure. In his travels, everyone gets to eat delicious Cubanos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Chef the movie? (Google is your friend. ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Chef the movie? (Google is your friend. ) It is! Whew! (Fun little movie, BTW) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 A scared girl meets a charismatic older man who saves her from a cruel master. They go on to fly together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 A scared girl meets a charismatic older man who saves her from a cruel master. They go on to fly together. Mistborn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 That was what I was about to guess. Storms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Mistborn? Meestbork! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 What is the Meestbork! from? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 What is the Meestbork! from? ThirdGen's signature. It's Mistborn with the Swedish Chef from Sesame Street. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 (edited) Ah. By the way, do you think it would be too much, if adition to my meta roleplay and my Winter roleplay, I roleplayed as a Kandra? I was just thinking about it, you see. And ThirdGen's name made me think about it. Edited March 6, 2015 by Winter Cloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 ThirdGen's signature. It's Mistborn with the Swedish Chef from Sesame Street. I thought the Swedish Chef was from The Muppet Show. Unless he was in both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 (edited) I thought the Swedish Chef was from The Muppet Show. Unless he was in both? Edit: Yes, from The Muppet Show. Edited March 6, 2015 by ThirdGen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eolhondras he/him Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Do they go on to fly, and see a whole new world? (Aladdin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Mistborn? Kobold's right, but I like yours, Eol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Kobold's right, but I like yours, Eol. Yeah, that was a good guess Eol. You think outside the box, which I don't. Want my turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eolhondras he/him Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I haven't thought of one yet, so it's all yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I haven't thought of one yet, so it's all yours Very well then. The protagonist of the story is a despotic emperor who casually defenestrates old men and orders lower-class residential areas destroyed to suit his fancy. After a botched assassination attempt that leaves his body drastically affected, he is forced to join forces with one of the proletariats he oppressed in order to reclaim his throne. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eolhondras he/him Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Sounds like a pretty groovy movie to me Emperor's New Groove? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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