ccstat Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Analyzing what now? Despite my hopes to the contrary, the Curiosity rover has determined with nearly 92% confidence that the surface of Mars is in fact made of rock, presumably sitting on top of more rock. Why they named it a "Mars bar" if the planet wasn't also chocolate-covered nougat I have no idea. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they were also deceived, not acting with malicious intent to mislead. My desire to travel to Mars is, coincidentally, down about 92% from where it used to be. If things keep going this way, I don't know what we'll do. Modern science is even making me doubt the sublime nature of the Milky Way. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 The Truman show Affirmative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookingglass Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 Despite my hopes to the contrary, the Curiosity rover has determined with nearly 92% confidence that the surface of Mars is in fact made of rock, presumably sitting on top of more rock. Why they named it a "Mars bar" if the planet wasn't also chocolate-covered nougat I have no idea. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they were also deceived, not acting with malicious intent to mislead. My desire to travel to Mars is, coincidentally, down about 92% from where it used to be. If things keep going this way, I don't know what we'll do. Modern science is even making me doubt the sublime nature of the Milky Way. Haha this was brilliant!. I just thought that Curiosity was actually working for NASA in real life. That would be awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Since Delightful hasn't jumped in, I'll go ahead and kick us of again with this one: A man goes fishing but doesn't catch the one he wants. When he finally does, he dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little wilson Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Moby Dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Thar she blows! You're up, Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little wilson Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 ....Probably should've prepared something before answering that..... A traveling gang leader contends with a man suffering from chronomentrophobia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 ....Probably should've prepared something before answering that..... A traveling gang leader contends with a man suffering from chronomentrophobia. Peter Pan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little wilson Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Peter Pan. Close but not quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Close but not quite. Hook? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little wilson Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Bingo. I'd been planning on throwing in a bit about the man having the gang leader's kids but I couldn't figure out a way to word it properly without it being way too easy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 (edited) This one's probably gonna be waaay too easy. A crazed rapper in a suit and a pair of sunglasses performs in a diverse range of settings, including city sidewalks, his bathroom, a swimming pool, horse stables, and randomly exploding fields. During the course of this eccentric behavior he finds true love in a subway. Edited April 15, 2015 by Kobold King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 (edited) That sounds uncannily like Gangnam Style Edited April 15, 2015 by ccstat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 That sounds uncannily like Gangnam Style That's because it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 That sounds uncannily like Gangnam Style Bingo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 A man is years late to an archery contest. He wins, then kills the other contestants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 A man is years late to an archery contest. He wins, then kills the other contestants. The Odyssey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Yes indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Yes indeed. Whoops. Forgot to check this after registering a guess. A race of pseudo-avian creatures find their entire culture uprooted when a piece of foreign technology renders their racial distinctions irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Deep Space Nine? The Bajoran ridges always kind of reminded me of birds for so e reason... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Deep Space Nine? The Bajoran ridges always kind of reminded me of birds for so e reason... Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Whoops. Forgot to check this after registering a guess. A race of pseudo-avian creatures find their entire culture uprooted when a piece of foreign technology renders their racial distinctions irrelevant. FernGully? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 FernGully? Another good thought But I assure you it's not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Another good thought But I assure you it's not. Um….The Lorax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Um….The Lorax? Closer you are, But the answer's still far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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