Edgedancer he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Their infinite loop eventually devolved into an infinite childish argument, where Lightwards would resurrect a tree that then fell on Timeport, who resurrected and berated Lightwards for making his job more difficult, who would resurrect another tree to spite him, which Timeport would chop down and be crushed by. And Oregon was saved. The natural order in all it's beauty, such is the cycle of tree murder. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 The natural order in all it's beauty, such is the cycle of tree murder. The production of infinite wood would also solve all of the world's energy crises, though Lightwards and Timeport would be too busy bickering to receive any commendations for their discovery. 3
Voidus Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 The production of infinite wood would also solve all of the world's energy crises, though Lightwards and Timeport would be too busy bickering to receive any commendations for their discovery. It was also realized that by subtly replacing the trees with fruit-bearing trees world poverty could be solved. The retrieval crews considered telling Lightwards and Timeport what they'd done but felt it was better not to disturb their endless bickering. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 The production of infinite wood would also solve all of the world's energy crises, though Lightwards and Timeport would be too busy bickering to receive any commendations for their discovery. Suddenly the topiaries found by the post Oregon descendants take on a whole new meaning. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 But the people who replaced the tree with a fruit tree didn't realize the fruit they replaced it with was Lightward's weakness. Thus ends the infinite cycle of trees. A fruit that sets off Lightwards' weakness is more morbidly hilarious than you can know. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Author Posted February 10, 2015 A fruit that sets off Lightwards' weakness is more morbidly hilarious than you can know. No, I don't kind of want to see it. What makes you say that? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Author Posted February 10, 2015 And part one of the compilation post has been edited by mutual agreement. Voidus, you…um…might want to hug a pet or something? The last part could bring back a few bad memories. 1
Voidus Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 And part one of the compilation post has been edited by mutual agreement. Voidus, you…um…might want to hug a pet or something? The last part could bring back a few bad memories. ... I need to find my cat. *Runs screaming to find fuzy object to hug* 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Author Posted February 10, 2015 ... I need to find my cat. *Runs screaming to find fuzy object to hug* They're just a security precaution! They're not to hurt anyone. Unless they get too close. But there's no closet, I swear! 2
Voidus Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I must warn that if a disco ball gets within 5 km of Tillamook I may need counselling. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 They're just a security precaution! They're not to hurt anyone. Unless they get too close. But there's no closet, I swear! The compilation's going exactly like anyone could have predicted so far. TwiLyght's writing quality prose about terrifying mechanical alligators, while most of my portion so far revolves around Sam eating a slice of pizza. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Author Posted February 10, 2015 I must warn that if a disco ball gets within 5 km of Tillamook I may need counselling. Would it help if I made Funtimes a hater of disco? The compilation's going exactly like anyone could have predicted so far. TwiLyght's writing quality prose about terrifying mechanical alligators, while most of my portion so far revolves around Sam eating a slice of pizza. And feeding it to an adorable pug. 2
Voidus Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Would it help if I made Funtimes a hater of disco? And feeding it to an adorable pug. *nods mutely* Ooh, speaking of pugs has anyone else seen Kingsman? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Author Posted February 10, 2015 *nods mutely* Ooh, speaking of pugs has anyone else seen Kingsman? I shall make an antagonist in her backstory a Gloria Gaynor fan, then. No, I don't think I have. 1
Voidus Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I shall make an antagonist in her backstory a Gloria Gaynor fan, then. No, I don't think I have. It's about this guy: Also I think his owner was training to be a spy and save the world or something. But yeah, this is clearly the main character of the movie. 4
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Guys, we're already on page 94. At this rate, soon we'll have more Question threads than pages in WHiP Just a few away from 97 now. Lightsworn Panda, I charge you in the name of Brandon Sanderson himself to post that meme on the "New Reputation Levels" thread when I ultimately pass 9000 upvotes. I shall duly prepare for the deluge of complaints and downvotes that will follow that post. give it a day or two and you'll need that post ready, Panda. Dang, I keep forgetting how verbose the Question threads are. 30+ pages read in one sitting... That was alot of pugs. Winter, Fade's ability causes him to cease existing, so there wouldn't be a heartbeat for her to find, since he doesn't technically exist at the moment. I also wanted to come on record saying that writing the scene where one of your characters shoots Nighthound in the head is incredibly therapeutic. Would you mind cha king the MEE PM? Or should I say, Alan? But the people who replaced the tree with a fruit tree didn't realize the fruit they replaced it with was Lightward's weakness. Thus ends the infinite cycle of trees. A fruit that sets off Lightwards' weakness is more morbidly hilarious than you can know. Wow. Yes it is. :/ 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Author Posted February 10, 2015 I'm reading a sporking of a book I read as a kid. In the book, a pair of siblings are whisked off to prehistoric times where they encounter a real pteranodon. Jack, the elder sibling, decides to take notes. The person reading/mocking the book points out that whoever found those notes would have to read them out of context. His notes are as follows: fuzzy skin small brain? mouth like scissors It reminded me of Lightwards for some reason. 3
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I'm reading a sporking of a book I read as a kid. In the book, a pair of siblings are whisked off to prehistoric times where they encounter a real pteranodon. Jack, the elder sibling, decides to take notes. The person reading/mocking the book points out that whoever found those notes would have to read them out of context. His notes are as follows: fuzzy skin small brain? mouth like scissors It reminded me of Lightwards for some reason. Magic Treehouse? That was my childhood. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Author Posted February 10, 2015 I'm reading a sporking of a book I read as a kid. In the book, a pair of siblings are whisked off to prehistoric times where they encounter a real pteranodon. Jack, the elder sibling, decides to take notes. The person reading/mocking the book points out that whoever found those notes would have to read them out of context. His notes are as follows: fuzzy skin small brain? mouth like scissors It reminded me of Lightwards for some reason. Magic Treehouse? That was my childhood. Mine too. Only now that I'm seeing it again as an adult, I'm realizing what low standards I had as a kid. 2
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I'm reading a sporking of a book I read as a kid. In the book, a pair of siblings are whisked off to prehistoric times where they encounter a real pteranodon. Jack, the elder sibling, decides to take notes. The person reading/mocking the book points out that whoever found those notes would have to read them out of context. His notes are as follows: fuzzy skin small brain? mouth like scissors It reminded me of Lightwards for some reason. Magic Treehouse? That was my childhood. Mine too. Only now that I'm seeing it again as an adult, I'm realizing what low standards I had as a kid. Very true. I lost interest once I started reading real fantasy books. (actually, even those weren't all that great. ) 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Alright Mailliw, finally put together an Altermind Epic file. Now with 25% more neck birthmark: Once I started playing around with it, I realized I was way out of practice. So I did a second with things shuffled around a bit: Take your pick! Or ask me to do it all over again. I could do that. I'm reading a sporking of a book I read as a kid. In the book, a pair of siblings are whisked off to prehistoric times where they encounter a real pteranodon. Jack, the elder sibling, decides to take notes. The person reading/mocking the book points out that whoever found those notes would have to read them out of context. His notes are as follows:fuzzy skinsmall brain?mouth like scissorsIt reminded me of Lightwards for some reason. Magic Treehouse. The science of my youth. My standards have risen far above them now, but I used to love those books. 2
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Alright Mailliw, finally put together an Altermind Epic file. Now with 25% more neck birthmark: Once I started playing around with it, I realized I was way out of practice. So I did a second with things shuffled around a bit: Take your pick! Or ask me to do it all over again. I could do that. I'm reading a sporking of a book I read as a kid. In the book, a pair of siblings are whisked off to prehistoric times where they encounter a real pteranodon. Jack, the elder sibling, decides to take notes. The person reading/mocking the book points out that whoever found those notes would have to read them out of context. His notes are as follows: fuzzy skin small brain? mouth like scissors It reminded me of Lightwards for some reason. Magic Treehouse. The science of my youth. My standards have risen far above them now, but I used to love those books. Thanksgiving! I like the first. This new block quote thing could get messy real quick in here.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 10, 2015 Author Posted February 10, 2015 Very true. I lost interest once I started reading real fantasy books. (actually, even those weren't all that great. ) Same here. I found Ella Enchanted and that was the end of Magic Tree House for me. (Okay, so the made-up languages in that book were terrible, and the societies she came across didn't make a whole lot of sense, but that was one of the best Cinderella retelling a I've ever read.) And then LotR blew EE out if the water. 2
Mailliw73 he/him Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 My most emberassing secret to other readers: Haven't actually read LOTRs. I hadn't until last spring, so it's okay.
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