pureintonation she/her Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Based off of this image from Wreck It Ralph: 1
Katalri_105 They/her Posted April 24 Posted April 24 3 minutes ago, PanLin said: Hoid, of course I was thinking that while looking at the title, but you already said it
alder24 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Obviously, it's gonna be Siri and Vivenna from Warbreaker: Magic hair - point for both. Magic hands - Awakening, point for Vivenna. Talking animals - even better, a talking sword! Point for Vivenna. Poisoned - not really? Vivenna was sick but neither were poisoned. Cursed - no curses, but for Vivenna getting 600 Breaths felt like one for the half of the book. Kidnapped or enslaved - yes in both cases! And lots of their problems were solved because a big, strong man showed up - Vasher in Vivenna's case and literal deus ex machina Susebron saved Siri. That gives 3 points out of 7 to Siri and 5 to Vivenna. And both already are princesses so they would make a fine addition to the Disney princesses collection. Vin also have a big potential: Magic hair - no. Magic hands - Allomancy counts! Talking animals - a dog talks to her. Poisoned - she was drugged at least once. Cursed - she was chosen by both Preservation and Ruin to be their tools, I think it definitely counts as being cursed. Kidnapped or enslaved - skaa are basically slaves and she was imprisoned by Yomen so points for her. Not in her case, she solves problems for both herself and her man. She scored 5 out of 7 points, certainly a Disney princess material. Plus she's the empress and a goddess. And I think Jasnah would count as well: Magic hair - no. Magic hands - yes with her Soulcasting powers. Talking animals - kind of, spren are like animals on Roshar and one is talking to her. Poisoned - yes, the case of jam and bread from WoK. Cursed - no, unless "being cursed with knowledge" counts. Kidnapped or enslaved - maybe? She was locked away in her childhood due to mysterious "illness." And like Vin, she doesn't let any man solve problems for her. Jasnah gets 4 points, she qualifies as a Disney princess. And she was a princess and became a queen. Can't think of anyone else right now. Siri, Jasnah, Vin and Vinenna gained enough points to be certified as Disney princesses, at least in my opinion. 3
pureintonation she/her Posted April 24 Author Posted April 24 33 minutes ago, alder24 said: And I think Jasnah would count as well: Magic hair - no. Magic hands - yes with her Soulcasting powers. Talking animals - kind of, spren are like animals on Roshar and one is talking to her. Poisoned - yes, the case of jam and bread from WoK. Cursed - no, unless "being cursed with knowledge" counts. Kidnapped or enslaved - maybe? She was locked away in her childhood due to mysterious "illness." And like Vin, she doesn't let any man solve problems for her. In that case, Shallan counts too Magic hair: not specifically, but Lightweaving can affect her hair Magic hands: Lightweaving and Soulcasting Talking animals: Pattern if spren count Poisoned: Poisoned by the Sons of Honor kidnapped: also by the Sons of Honor albeit on purpose Cursed: no Man solving her problems: nobody could solve her problems 2
Verdance he/him Posted April 24 Posted April 24 48 minutes ago, pureintonation said: In that case, Shallan counts too Magic hair: not specifically, but Lightweaving can affect her hair Magic hands: Lightweaving and Soulcasting Talking animals: Pattern if spren count Poisoned: Poisoned by the Sons of Honor kidnapped: also by the Sons of Honor albeit on purpose Cursed: no Man solving her problems: nobody could solve her problems I mean people assume Adolin 1
QuantumAce Posted April 24 Posted April 24 2 hours ago, pureintonation said: In that case, Shallan counts too... Cursed: no I'm going to say emotional trauma that includes murdering your demi-god mother and triggering the end of the world is close enough to count.
Jult Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Tress is a good answer: Magic hair - Technically no, but her hair is a defining characteristic. Magic hands - Only if she's holding Aethers in them Talking animals - Yeah Poisoned - Yep. Chapter 8 Cursed - The Sorceress tried to at least.. Kidnapped or enslaved - Big yes. Problems were solved because a big, strong man showed up - Hoid Sarene should get an honorable mention too: Magic hair - Not at the moment, but she's Aonic.. So, she could become an Elantrian Magic hands - Same as hair. Talking animals - No, but where do Seons fall on that chart? Poisoned - Yeah Cursed - Only in appearance, but sort of. Kidnapped or enslaved - I'd say yeah. Problems were solved because a big, strong man showed up - Raoden Bonus - Is a literal princess. 2
alder24 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 (edited) 5 hours ago, pureintonation said: In that case, Shallan counts too Magic hair: not specifically, but Lightweaving can affect her hair [...] Cursed: no She certainly counts as well. And because of Lightweaving I would say she has a magic hair. And tbf she is cursed. She inherited "terrible burden" from her herald mother and had some other side effects because of this. Worst, Chana hoped Shallan could have replaced her in the Oathpact, but it didn't worked. And that would mean Shallan, alongside with Tress, has the most points so far, 6/7. Coppermind: Quote The child of a Herald will inherit a terrible burden, including predispositions inherited from their Herald parent. Spoiler Questioner Now that we know Shallan is the daughter of a Herald, does that explain her greater affinity for Lightweaving? Or is that just a coincidence? Will that potential possibly be able to passed on to her children? Brandon Sanderson Her affinity for being extra skillful at the Order she ended up in is influenced by her heritage, but Lightweaving itself? Not necessarily. Questioner So if any other Herald had a child, they would have better affinity with Investiture in general? Brandon Sanderson Yes. And also potentially some other side effects. Questioner And could they get passed on to the children further? Brandon Sanderson It could be passed on to the children further. It is going to dilute over time, over generations. Dragonsteel Nexus 2025 (Dec. 5, 2025) Edited April 24 by alder24
Jult Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Oh wait this is funny but Lift: Magic hair - Uhh yeah why not. She could probably use either Progression or Abrasion on it I guess. Magic hands - For sure Talking animals - Her Aviar is a parrot.. So, yeah it talks a little. Poisoned - not that I recall Cursed - Her Nightwatcher boon should have a curse associated with it. Kidnapped or enslaved - Yep. Mraize and Raboniel both kept her in a cage. And used her as a Lifelight factory. Problems were solved because a big, strong man showed up - Barely... But, publicly, the story about her saving Gawx is that he saved himself and then told Nale to leave. So, that could count. Which puts Lift in the 6/7 group as well. 1
Verdance he/him Posted April 24 Posted April 24 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Jult said: Oh wait this is funny but Lift: Magic hair - Uhh yeah why not. She could probably use either Progression or Abrasion on it I guess. Magic hands - For sure Talking animals - Her Aviar is a parrot.. So, yeah it talks a little. Poisoned - not that I recall Cursed - Her Nightwatcher boon should have a curse associated with it. Kidnapped or enslaved - Yep. Mraize and Raboniel both kept her in a cage. And used her as a Lifelight factory. Problems were solved because a big, strong man showed up - Barely... But, publicly, the story about her saving Gawx is that he saved himself and then told Nale to leave. So, that could count. Which puts Lift in the 6/7 group as well. Ough mah godt wait lift’s chicken is an aviar? Edited April 24 by Verdance 1
Myst He/Him Posted April 24 Posted April 24 14 minutes ago, Verdance said: Ough mah godt wait lift’s chicken is an aviar? Did you not know this? Also, I’d like to submit Lyn I think being able to regrow both her hair and hands count as magical hands and hair I don’t think Animals talk to her(at least, not that we’ve seen in book) though maybe her Spren counts as for poison, I don’t think so. Cursed, not really either, I’m sure some people would view radiant ideals as a curse, but not her. kidnapped/enslaved: not that we know of. And Kaladin giving her a chance to be a Windrunner. And if you don’t like that, here’s another The Entirety of Bridge 4 All of them have Stormlight, which means they can regrow hair and hands talking animals - spren poisoned, not that we know of, but honestly, they’ve probably all done it cursed - Bridge 4 Kidnapped or enslaved - bridge 4? problems solved by strong man showing up. - Kaladin Conclusion: the entirety of Bridge 4 are all just Disney princess 2
Jult Posted April 24 Posted April 24 17 minutes ago, Verdance said: Ough mah godt wait lift’s chicken is an aviar? I don't think it has been 100% confirmed to be one. But it's implied pretty heavily and generally accepted as fact around here.
JustQuestin2004 he/him Posted April 27 Posted April 27 On 4/25/2026 at 6:15 AM, Mist. said: Conclusion: the entirety of Bridge 4 are all just Disney princess Oh my Stormfather, lets see the specifics. Moash -Magic Hair: Not especially. Stormlight alone shouldn't count. Does his new crystal spike crown thing count? -Magic Hands: Can send you falling upwards or stick you to a wall with a touch so yes. -Talking to animals: Not really, though some humans would probably consider talking to Singers to be such. -Poisoned: Does having his emotions sucked out to make him a sociopath count? Or having his eyes burned out? -Cursed: Considering all the stuff Odium has been doing to him, yes. -Kidnapped or enslaved: Yes on both counts, first as a Bridgeman by humans, then by the Fused. -Problems solved by a big strong man: Kaladin certainly tried his best with this one. Odium kind of counts by fixing his 'problem' (feeling any amount of guilt). That's around 4/7, he just needs to get poisoned, dye his hair and talk to some crabs and we'll make a princess out of him yet. 2
Myst He/Him Posted April 27 Posted April 27 3 minutes ago, JustQuestin2004 said: Oh my Stormfather, lets see the specifics. Moash -Magic Hair: Not especially. Stormlight alone shouldn't count. Does his new crystal spike crown thing count? -Magic Hands: Can send you falling upwards or stick you to a wall with a touch so yes. -Talking to animals: Not really, though some humans would probably consider talking to Singers to be such. -Poisoned: Does having his emotions sucked out to make him a sociopath count? Or having his eyes burned out? -Cursed: Considering all the stuff Odium has been doing to him, yes. -Kidnapped or enslaved: Yes on both counts, first as a Bridgeman by humans, then by the Fused. -Problems solved by a big strong man: Kaladin certainly tried his best with this one. Odium kind of counts by fixing his 'problem' (feeling any amount of guilt). That's around 4/7, he just needs to get poisoned, dye his hair and talk to some crabs and we'll make a princess out of him yet. That still makes him more of a princess than half of the actual Disney princess. Oh, and I’d argue that stormlight counts as poisoning, btw, there’s quite a few comments in books 1-3 about how honorblades require you to hold “dangerous” levels of stormlight. we’ve never been told how it’s dangerous but I think it counts 1
Qianweilian He/him Posted April 27 Posted April 27 (edited) Kelsier Magic hair - no Magic hands - no (but if Elsa counts...) Talking animals - talks with OreSeur, who is replaced by Tensoon Poisoned - drinks alcohol (kinda counts right?) Cursed - does being trapped as a ghost count? Kidnapped or enslaved - Pits of Hathsin Man - TLR killed him, so everyone assumed he didn't have problems anymore Sazed Magic hair - can regrow hair w/ gold Magic hands - touches metal for powers Talking animals - TenSoon Poisoned - no Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - Steward? Captured fairly often Man - no Kaladin Magic hair - can regrow hair w/ stormlight Magic hands - surges Talking animals - talks to a Ryshadium at least once Poisoned - lost powers due to fabrial Cursed - definitely Kidnapped or enslaved - yes Man - Dalinar Spook Magic hair - no Magic hands - no Talking animals - TenSoon Poisoned - hemalurgy Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - was skaa Man - Kelsier Rashek Magic hair - can regrow w/ gold Magic hands - touches metal for powers Talking animals - mistwraiths? Poisoned - no Cursed - influenced by Ruin for a millenium Kidnapped or enslaved - Terris ruled by Khlennium Man - Alendi Susebron Magic hair - no Magic hands - awakening Talking animals - can make animal lifeless Poisoned - no Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - under house arrest Man - Vasher Conclusion: Kelsier, Sazed, Kaladin, Spook, Rashek, and Susebron are all disney princesses. Edit: Wheel of Time spoilers Spoiler Rand Magic hair - no Magic hands - channeling Talking animals - can talk to Perrin, who's kinda a wolf Poisoned - taint on saidin Cursed - saidin, dragon, everything? Kidnapped or enslaved - trapped in a box Man - no Perrin Magic hair - no Magic hands - no Talking animals - yes Poisoned - trolloc wounds Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - no Man - no Egwene Magic hair - no Magic hands - channeling Talking animals - can talk to Perrin, who's kinda a wolf Poisoned - forkroot Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - trapped as damane Man - no Nynaeve Magic hair - no Magic hands - channeling Talking animals - can talk to Perrin, who's kinda a wolf Poisoned - forkroot Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - no Man - Lan Edited April 27 by Qianweilian Added WoT 2
Myst He/Him Posted May 1 Posted May 1 On 4/27/2026 at 6:27 AM, Qianweilian said: Kelsier Magic hair - no Magic hands - no (but if Elsa counts...) Talking animals - talks with OreSeur, who is replaced by Tensoon Poisoned - drinks alcohol (kinda counts right?) Cursed - does being trapped as a ghost count? Kidnapped or enslaved - Pits of Hathsin Man - TLR killed him, so everyone assumed he didn't have problems anymore Sazed Magic hair - can regrow hair w/ gold Magic hands - touches metal for powers Talking animals - TenSoon Poisoned - no Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - Steward? Captured fairly often Man - no Kaladin Magic hair - can regrow hair w/ stormlight Magic hands - surges Talking animals - talks to a Ryshadium at least once Poisoned - lost powers due to fabrial Cursed - definitely Kidnapped or enslaved - yes Man - Dalinar Spook Magic hair - no Magic hands - no Talking animals - TenSoon Poisoned - hemalurgy Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - was skaa Man - Kelsier Rashek Magic hair - can regrow w/ gold Magic hands - touches metal for powers Talking animals - mistwraiths? Poisoned - no Cursed - influenced by Ruin for a millenium Kidnapped or enslaved - Terris ruled by Khlennium Man - Alendi Susebron Magic hair - no Magic hands - awakening Talking animals - can make animal lifeless Poisoned - no Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - under house arrest Man - Vasher Conclusion: Kelsier, Sazed, Kaladin, Spook, Rashek, and Susebron are all disney princesses. Edit: Wheel of Time spoilers Reveal hidden contents Rand Magic hair - no Magic hands - channeling Talking animals - can talk to Perrin, who's kinda a wolf Poisoned - taint on saidin Cursed - saidin, dragon, everything? Kidnapped or enslaved - trapped in a box Man - no Perrin Magic hair - no Magic hands - no Talking animals - yes Poisoned - trolloc wounds Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - no Man - no Egwene Magic hair - no Magic hands - channeling Talking animals - can talk to Perrin, who's kinda a wolf Poisoned - forkroot Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - trapped as damane Man - no Nynaeve Magic hair - no Magic hands - channeling Talking animals - can talk to Perrin, who's kinda a wolf Poisoned - forkroot Cursed - no Kidnapped or enslaved - no Man - Lan Thank you for this. I think we can conclude though, that a lot of male main characters, along with many male side characters, would make great Disney Princess’s. Id like to say that Disney should use this for their next Disney Princess movie
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