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Posted
3 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Because the dinosaurs needed to get through somehow, duh!

Alright, whose idea were the eels?

Had to find a replacement for Elmo after SOMEONE got hungry @CoderDrag0n8

Out of curiosity, whose lemur is that currently inhabiting my oven?

Posted
59 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Had to find a replacement for Elmo after SOMEONE got hungry @CoderDrag0n8

Out of curiosity, whose lemur is that currently inhabiting my oven?

Oh that's John Wicks, make sure to take very good care of it.

Honey, where are my pants?

Posted
17 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Oh that's John Wicks, make sure to take very good care of it.

Honey, where are my pants?

I don’t know who you’re calling “honey,” but they’re frozen upright in the front yard

What’s with the floating void orb in the kitchen? It’s blocking the stove, and I need to start breakfast

Posted
58 minutes ago, Rynturning_Light said:

I don’t know who you’re calling “honey,” but they’re frozen upright in the front yard

What’s with the floating void orb in the kitchen? It’s blocking the stove, and I need to start breakfast

No!!! It's not baked yet!!! We need it to stop the apocalypse!!! Your toast can wait!!!

Just... why?!!

 

Posted
2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

No!!! It's not baked yet!!! We need it to stop the apocalypse!!! Your toast can wait!!!

Just... why?!!

 

Is there another way to get peanut butter on a goat??? I swear I thought it was the only option!

Why did you let Lift of all people borrow your motorcycle?!??

Posted
4 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Is there another way to get peanut butter on a goat??? I swear I thought it was the only option!

Why did you let Lift of all people borrow your motorcycle?!??

She asked very nicely

And kinda maybe bribed me

But hey, now I have 37 Hemalurgic Koalas and you don’t

 

Dude what in the rusts are you doing with that spatula

Posted
6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

She asked very nicely

And kinda maybe bribed me

But hey, now I have 37 Hemalurgic Koalas and you don’t

 

Dude what in the rusts are you doing with that spatula

Making waffles. Duh.

Why in the world are you not making waffles right now?

Posted
12 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Making waffles. Duh.

Why in the world are you not making waffles right now?

BECAUSE THEY KILLED MY FAMILY, OKAY? You don't have to keep bringing up the waffle invasion, IT WAS NEVER FUNNY.

HEY WHY ARE YOU BITING ME?

Posted
7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

HEY WHY ARE YOU BITING ME?

Because I saw this meme that compares trans girls to vampires, so I wanted to test out that theory!

Why didn't you die when I shot you?

Posted
1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Because I saw this meme that compares trans girls to vampires, so I wanted to test out that theory!

Why didn't you die when I shot you?

Well you didn't have enough boats! There needs to be at least 22 more!

Uhh, why are you brushing the teeth of a cow? 

Posted
8 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Because I saw this meme that compares trans girls to vampires, so I wanted to test out that theory!

Why didn't you die when I shot you?

Because I wasn't hungry

Why are you eating your homework?

Posted
10 minutes ago, Theory said:

Because I wasn't hungry

Why are you eating your homework?

I don't like doing math, but I like eating it!

What's up with your hat? It's like half as tall as you are!

Posted
15 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

What's up with your hat? It's like half as tall as you are!

I'm just appeasing Wayne the Great

That's... not how you use a chair.

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, mippo said:

That's... not how you use a chair.

And? I literally can't do anything straight. Why would you assume I can sit in a chair normally? (Yes that was intentional)

Oh...  I didn't think that you were a ghost.

Edited by Akimikoisthecutest
Posted
1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I literally can't do anything straight.

Hehe

Posted
9 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

And? I literally can't do anything straight. Why would you assume I can sit in a chair normally? (Yes that was intentional)

Oh...  I didn't think that you were a ghost.

CMON MAN! You know that my death was a very traumatic experience, you dont have to keep pestering me about it.

AH! Oh, you're just a tiny blue gremlin child

Posted
Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

CMON MAN! You know that my death was a very traumatic experience, you dont have to keep pestering me about it.

AH! Oh, you're just a tiny blue gremlin child

HEHEHEHEHEHE, well actually I'm the floor demon

Oh my god. What did you do to that chair?

Posted
14 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

And? I literally can't do anything straight. Why would you assume I can sit in a chair normally? (Yes that was intentional)

Oh...  I didn't think that you were a ghost.

IM A GHOST

14 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

And? I literally can't do anything straight. Why would you assume I can sit in a chair normally? (Yes that was intentional)

Oh...  I didn't think that you were a ghost.

Skip me

Posted
42 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

HEHEHEHEHEHE, well actually I'm the floor demon

Oh my god. What did you do to that chair?

Lashed it to the ceiling so I can read upside down and get more blood rushing to my head so that I will have lots of brainpower and read supa fast and quick speedy mode.

Now why is YOUR chair in MY backpack???

Posted
1 minute ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Lashed it to the ceiling so I can read upside down and get more blood rushing to my head so that I will have lots of brainpower and read supa fast and quick speedy mode.

Now why is YOUR chair in MY backpack???

Uhhhhh, because THE Lopen needed somewhere to put it, and your backpack is the closest place

Sooo, are you a lesbian?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Uhhhhh, because THE Lopen needed somewhere to put it, and your backpack is the closest place

Sooo, are you a lesbian?

Indeed. In fact, I'm a lesbian Lesbian as I'm from the Greek island of Lesbos!

Are you a Cretan from Crete?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Indeed. In fact, I'm a lesbian Lesbian as I'm from the Greek island of Lesbos!

Are you a Cretan from Crete?

No. I'm a demon from Demonia 😈

What did you do to that shoe?????

Posted
1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

No. I'm a demon from Demonia 😈

What did you do to that shoe?????

Ate it.

Sheesh, how many grapes can you fit in your mouth!?

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Ate it.

Sheesh, how many grapes can you fit in your mouth!?

Two words: stomach dimension

Why do I hear boss music?

Edited by Rynturning_Light
Posted
4 hours ago, Rynturning_Light said:

Two words: stomach dimension

Why do I hear boss music?

Oh, that's just Fido. *calls out* Here boy!

Okay, what's with the fairy lights?

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