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Posted
Just now, Honors Ghost said:

“I SWEAR DISHWASHER DEMONS ARE REAL MOM”-me yesterday

why aren’t you petting your dog rn

Because my moms her favorite

Why is the dishwasher bleeding?

Posted
1 minute ago, Rynturning_Light said:

Because my moms her favorite

Why is the dishwasher bleeding?

Because I stabbed it with a fork

Why are you drawing on the wall?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Mistfallen Soldier said:

Because I stabbed it with a fork

Why are you drawing on the wall?

I wanted a fully fleshed out diagram of everything that will ever happen to me for the rest of my life. Figured the wall was the best place for it.

Why do you have a frog in your pocket?

Posted
3 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

I wanted a fully fleshed out diagram of everything that will ever happen to me for the rest of my life. Figured the wall was the best place for it.

Why do you have a frog in your pocket?

Cause sometimes ya just need a snack, ya know?

OH MY GOD IS THAT A DEAD BODY IN YOUR POCKET? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT SHARE?

Posted
2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Cause sometimes ya just need a snack, ya know?

OH MY GOD IS THAT A DEAD BODY IN YOUR POCKET? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT SHARE?

CAUSE SOMETIMES YA JUST NEED A SNACK, YA KNOW?!

DUDE WHY DID YOU DIP THAT GOLDFISH IN MAYONAISE AND EAT IT THAT BELONGED TO A CHILD YOU MONSTER

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

CAUSE SOMETIMES YA JUST NEED A SNACK, YA KNOW?!

DUDE WHY DID YOU DIP THAT GOLDFISH IN MAYONAISE AND EAT IT THAT BELONGED TO A CHILD YOU MONSTER

Well, mayonaise is the tastiest topping on human flesh, and goldfish is the best undertone for human blood, so I decided to try it, ya know?

👉👉?

Edited by CoderDrag0n8
Posted
Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Well, mayonaise is the tastiest topping on human flesh, and goldfish is the best undertone for human blood, so I decided to try it, ya know?

👉👉

And you ask a question as well…

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

And you ask a question as well…

This was my question:

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

👉👉?

fine i'll clairify it.

Posted
37 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

This was my question:

fine i'll clairify it.

NOOOO DON’T POINT A FINGER GUN A ME!! Oh wait never mind. That’s two finger guns. That’s fine.

Why in the name of everything good did you fill my washing machine with three hundred muffins and let it run

Posted
9 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

NOOOO DON’T POINT A FINGER GUN A ME!! Oh wait never mind. That’s two finger guns. That’s fine.

Why in the name of everything good did you fill my washing machine with three hundred muffins and let it run

I needed to wash them, I dropped them on the floor, so I put them in the washing machine to get washed

Why are you launching fireworks off my roof?

Posted
1 minute ago, Mistfallen Soldier said:

I needed to wash them, I dropped them on the floor, so I put them in the washing machine to get washed

Why are you launching fireworks off my roof?

The stormin' flies are annoying me

Why is the swimming pool empty?

Posted
7 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

The stormin' flies are annoying me

Why is the swimming pool empty?

Look, I was really thirsty, okay? Don’t judge me. 
 

Where did the cat go…?

Posted
1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Look, I was really thirsty, okay? Don’t judge me. 
 

Where did the cat go…?

I accidentally named my car “curiosity”…

Spoiler

And the cat drove off 

Where did you do with the chainsaw?

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

*finishes typing*

Ashkaloda_s_Cat = undefined;

Did you say something?

Why is there uranium in my backyard?

Well I wasn’t going to be the one smuggling it across the border

Posted
1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Ninja'd

I could’ve gotten there first if I hadn’t messed up the spoiler box lol, but yeah, ninja’d

Posted
36 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Where? Why, I sent it to Proxima Centauri.

Why are there so many sirens in the distance?

I was bored, and I like the word "felony"

Ok, who used microkinesis on the eggs??

Posted
14 minutes ago, mippo said:

I was bored, and I like the word "felony"

Ok, who used microkinesis on the eggs??

Listen, I like big booms. They are big. And they are booms.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

Posted
5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Listen, I like big booms. They are big. And they are booms.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

It's just a little gremlin! He's nice, promise!

Bruh.

Posted
39 minutes ago, mippo said:

It's just a little gremlin! He's nice, promise!

Bruh.

What? Do you have a problem with sentient Christmas trees?

What even is that?

Posted
15 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

What? Do you have a problem with sentient Christmas trees?

What even is that?

What-

Heyyyy I’m not that weird looking!

How could you?

Posted
1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

What-

Heyyyy I’m not that weird looking!

How could you?

She looked at me weirdly! It was a very annoying look!

Why do I have a giant pancake covering my front door?

Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, Mistfallen Soldier said:

She looked at me weirdly! It was a very annoying look!

Why do I have a giant pancake covering my front door?

It got in my way

Why is there a door in front of my giant pancake?

Edited by ChipsAHoid
Spag
Posted
1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

It got in my way

Why is there a door in front of my giant pancake?

Because the dinosaurs needed to get through somehow, duh!

Alright, whose idea were the eels?

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