Rynturning_Light She/Her Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Just now, Honors Ghost said: “I SWEAR DISHWASHER DEMONS ARE REAL MOM”-me yesterday why aren’t you petting your dog rn Because my moms her favorite Why is the dishwasher bleeding?
Myst He/Him Posted January 23 Posted January 23 1 minute ago, Rynturning_Light said: Because my moms her favorite Why is the dishwasher bleeding? Because I stabbed it with a fork Why are you drawing on the wall?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 23 Posted January 23 2 minutes ago, Mistfallen Soldier said: Because I stabbed it with a fork Why are you drawing on the wall? I wanted a fully fleshed out diagram of everything that will ever happen to me for the rest of my life. Figured the wall was the best place for it. Why do you have a frog in your pocket?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted January 24 Posted January 24 3 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: I wanted a fully fleshed out diagram of everything that will ever happen to me for the rest of my life. Figured the wall was the best place for it. Why do you have a frog in your pocket? Cause sometimes ya just need a snack, ya know? OH MY GOD IS THAT A DEAD BODY IN YOUR POCKET? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT SHARE? 1
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Cause sometimes ya just need a snack, ya know? OH MY GOD IS THAT A DEAD BODY IN YOUR POCKET? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT SHARE? CAUSE SOMETIMES YA JUST NEED A SNACK, YA KNOW?! DUDE WHY DID YOU DIP THAT GOLDFISH IN MAYONAISE AND EAT IT THAT BELONGED TO A CHILD YOU MONSTER 1
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted January 24 Posted January 24 (edited) 6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: CAUSE SOMETIMES YA JUST NEED A SNACK, YA KNOW?! DUDE WHY DID YOU DIP THAT GOLDFISH IN MAYONAISE AND EAT IT THAT BELONGED TO A CHILD YOU MONSTER Well, mayonaise is the tastiest topping on human flesh, and goldfish is the best undertone for human blood, so I decided to try it, ya know? ? Edited January 24 by CoderDrag0n8
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said: Well, mayonaise is the tastiest topping on human flesh, and goldfish is the best undertone for human blood, so I decided to try it, ya know? And you ask a question as well…
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted January 24 Posted January 24 2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said: And you ask a question as well… This was my question: 3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: ? fine i'll clairify it.
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 37 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: This was my question: fine i'll clairify it. NOOOO DON’T POINT A FINGER GUN A ME!! Oh wait never mind. That’s two finger guns. That’s fine. Why in the name of everything good did you fill my washing machine with three hundred muffins and let it run
Myst He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 9 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: NOOOO DON’T POINT A FINGER GUN A ME!! Oh wait never mind. That’s two finger guns. That’s fine. Why in the name of everything good did you fill my washing machine with three hundred muffins and let it run I needed to wash them, I dropped them on the floor, so I put them in the washing machine to get washed Why are you launching fireworks off my roof? 1
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 1 minute ago, Mistfallen Soldier said: I needed to wash them, I dropped them on the floor, so I put them in the washing machine to get washed Why are you launching fireworks off my roof? The stormin' flies are annoying me Why is the swimming pool empty?
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 7 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said: The stormin' flies are annoying me Why is the swimming pool empty? Look, I was really thirsty, okay? Don’t judge me. Where did the cat go…? 1
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said: Look, I was really thirsty, okay? Don’t judge me. Where did the cat go…? *finishes typing* Ashkaloda_s_Cat = undefined; Did you say something? Why is there uranium in my backyard?
Myst He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said: Look, I was really thirsty, okay? Don’t judge me. Where did the cat go…? I accidentally named my car “curiosity”… Spoiler And the cat drove off Where did you do with the chainsaw? 1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said: *finishes typing* Ashkaloda_s_Cat = undefined; Did you say something? Why is there uranium in my backyard? Well I wasn’t going to be the one smuggling it across the border 1
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 1 minute ago, Mistfallen Soldier said: I accidentally named my car “curiosity”… Hide contents And the cat drove off Where did you do with the chainsaw? Ninja'd
Myst He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said: Ninja'd I could’ve gotten there first if I hadn’t messed up the spoiler box lol, but yeah, ninja’d
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 5 minutes ago, Mistfallen Soldier said: Where did you do with the chainsaw? Where? Why, I sent it to Proxima Centauri. Why are there so many sirens in the distance?
___ He/Him Posted January 24 Author Posted January 24 36 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said: Where? Why, I sent it to Proxima Centauri. Why are there so many sirens in the distance? I was bored, and I like the word "felony" Ok, who used microkinesis on the eggs??
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted January 24 Posted January 24 14 minutes ago, mippo said: I was bored, and I like the word "felony" Ok, who used microkinesis on the eggs?? Listen, I like big booms. They are big. And they are booms. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
___ He/Him Posted January 24 Author Posted January 24 5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Listen, I like big booms. They are big. And they are booms. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? It's just a little gremlin! He's nice, promise! Bruh.
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted January 24 Posted January 24 39 minutes ago, mippo said: It's just a little gremlin! He's nice, promise! Bruh. What? Do you have a problem with sentient Christmas trees? What even is that?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 15 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said: What? Do you have a problem with sentient Christmas trees? What even is that? What- Heyyyy I’m not that weird looking! How could you?
Myst He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said: What- Heyyyy I’m not that weird looking! How could you? She looked at me weirdly! It was a very annoying look! Why do I have a giant pancake covering my front door?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 24 Posted January 24 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Mistfallen Soldier said: She looked at me weirdly! It was a very annoying look! Why do I have a giant pancake covering my front door? It got in my way Why is there a door in front of my giant pancake? Edited January 24 by ChipsAHoid Spag
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted January 24 Posted January 24 1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said: It got in my way Why is there a door in front of my giant pancake? Because the dinosaurs needed to get through somehow, duh! Alright, whose idea were the eels?
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