Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 31 Posted January 31 10 hours ago, Mistfallen Soldier said: Of course not, that’s why I haven’t done it yet. Who helped Duo kidnap my family? I owe them some money. It was me! Why is there pink bread and fish in the disco museum?
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted February 4 Posted February 4 On 1/31/2026 at 12:30 PM, Oranjejuicemonki said: It was me! Why is there pink bread and fish in the disco museum? Because Flamingos are groovy! What are you doing with ghat F-22 in your backyard?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted February 4 Posted February 4 4 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: Because Flamingos are groovy! What are you doing with ghat F-22 in your backyard? I'm planning a food heist. Why did you put the football in the microwave?
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted February 5 Posted February 5 *grinning wildly* It has failed me... for the last time. Please explain to me how you think these thirty six crates of helium balloons are going to help with our plan, 'cause I'm going to be highly disappointed if you wasted 2880 dollars for nothing. 1
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted February 5 Posted February 5 1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said: *grinning wildly* It has failed me... for the last time. Please explain to me how you think these thirty six crates of helium balloons are going to help with our plan, 'cause I'm going to be highly disappointed if you wasted 2880 dollars for nothing. Were gonna rob a bank and use the house from Up as our getaway vehicle. Obviously. Why are trying to rob a bank with a need gun!?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted February 7 Posted February 7 On 2/5/2026 at 1:39 PM, KnightSkye Reforged said: Were gonna rob a bank and use the house from Up as our getaway vehicle. Obviously. Why are trying to rob a bank with a need gun!? You told me that was part of the plan! Whhhys there a chicken nugget in my shoe? 1
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted February 8 Posted February 8 On 2/7/2026 at 12:15 AM, Oranjejuicemonki said: You told me that was part of the plan! Whhhys there a chicken nugget in my shoe? Ran out of plates Why are you consuming the doormat?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted February 9 Posted February 9 On 2/8/2026 at 12:35 AM, ChipsAHoid said: Ran out of plates Why are you consuming the doormat? 1. Most doormats are made of coir which is coconut husk which has a lot of fiber which is like a good food thing. 2. Asserting dominance 3. This is probably the most important one, I didn't have a warrant so I needed a way to get rid of the evidence that I was ever there. What made you think acorns would be the best building matertial for the job?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 4 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: 1. Most doormats are made of coir which is coconut husk which has a lot of fiber which is like a good food thing. 2. Asserting dominance 3. This is probably the most important one, I didn't have a warrant so I needed a way to get rid of the evidence that I was ever there. What made you think acorns would be the best building matertial for the job? Heh. Bold of you to assume I think in the first place What’s that in your water bottle?
KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Heh. Bold of you to assume I think in the first place What’s that in your water bottle? Liquid Nitrogen. It's really hot here, and I need some refreshment. Why have to returned to the stone age?
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted February 10 Posted February 10 11 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said: Liquid Nitrogen. It's really hot here, and I need some refreshment. Why have to returned to the stone age? To wow the locals with my GAU-8 Avenger. How did you crack time travel!?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 2 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: To wow the locals with my GAU-8 Avenger. How did you crack time travel!? Just got the time travel and a hammer. Why is there a frog loose and a spider in the tree?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted February 28 Posted February 28 On 2/10/2026 at 3:36 PM, Oranjejuicemonki said: Just got the time travel and a hammer. Why is there a frog loose and a spider in the tree? Because the bats let it free And the spider is just my mini shelob Why is it when I looked up your bucket list it was the Geneva Conventions
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted February 28 Posted February 28 4 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Because the bats let it free And the spider is just my mini shelob Why is it when I looked up your bucket list it was the Geneva Conventions You really want to know? It would spoil the surprise! Just... okay. Whatever.
NerdSandwich she/her Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Wow why haven't I seen this thread before lol what was ur question @Ink and Embers
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted March 1 Posted March 1 9 hours ago, NerdSandwich said: Wow why haven't I seen this thread before lol what was ur question @Ink and Embers My question was "Just... okay. Whatever" as in something like "What are you doing? That makes no sense. Why are you doing it?" (So kind of an unnecessarily complicated way of going "What on earth is happening?!")
NerdSandwich she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 I'm teaching my cousin's hamster to skateboard sorry can't tell you. Why was 'make someone disappear' in your search history?
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Welllllllll.... It was a dare, okay? Why is there a suspiciously body-shaped red splat on your couch?
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted March 2 Posted March 2 It's just my pet demon. Geez! Why is your house inverted and in the shadow realm?
pureintonation she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) I bought property in the Upside Down a few years ago. I rent it out to Demigorgons... Why did you meticulously remove a single atom from that potato? Edited March 2 by pureintonation rawr
Keke They/he Posted March 2 Posted March 2 5 minutes ago, pureintonation said: I bought property in the Upside Down a few years ago. I rent it out to Demigorgons... Why did you meticulously remove a single atom from that potato? ITS FOR SCIENCE why did you yell “and for my boon”?
pureintonation she/her Posted March 2 Posted March 2 2 minutes ago, Keke said: ITS FOR SCIENCE why did you yell “and for my boon”? Because Honor's dead, and then I saw what I could do... Why is there a CREMLING IN THE PERCOLATOR?
Keke They/he Posted March 2 Posted March 2 2 hours ago, pureintonation said: Because Honor's dead, and then I saw what I could do... Why is there a CREMLING IN THE PERCOLATOR? I wanted to see if it made good coffee *innocent shrug* why did you blow up the neuclear reactor??
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted March 2 Posted March 2 1 minute ago, Keke said: I wanted to see if it made good coffee *innocent shrug* why did you blow up the neuclear reactor?? *points gun* No witnesses. Explain to me, please, why that took you four hours.
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