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53 minutes ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

Why is there no face on the Mona Lisa?

Because I wanted it. And I have stolen more famous faces... Do you know Ryan Renolds? Not anymore...

AHHHHH YOUR LEFTMOST RIGHT FACE CHEEK HAIR IS SLIGHTLY OFF CENTERED, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Because I'm a girl with dark, thick facial hair everywhere, obviously.

Why did you eat my homework?

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We're not supposed to talk about his weird abilities.

What is that? *gestures to big yellow mound*

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Uhmm no definitely wasn't involved in that...go talk to Cephandrius

Why ist the apple eating you?

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Vengeance about not getting any recognition for Newton's discovery of gravity. 

I have ... so many questions now?

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No you don't. Go to sleep. It's all a hallucination.

Why would you get recognition for discovering gravity?

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7 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Why would you get recognition for discovering gravity?

You wouldn't, because you never get recognition for discovering something someone invented. So we should be giving Isaac Newton credit. For inventing gravity. He was quite helpful.

Wait. Stop talking. How did you get from you found a turtle to 'and then I conquered half the milky way and won the war against intergalactic company chain mining destroying natural ecosystems'?

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On 5/19/2026 at 2:38 AM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Wait. Stop talking. How did you get from you found a turtle to 'and then I conquered half the milky way and won the war against intergalactic company chain mining destroying natural ecosystems'?

The turtle taught me the secret to FTL travel, which I then proceeded to patent, making me the richest person in the galaxy.

 

WaT

Spoiler

What. happened. to. Zoral.

 

Posted
11 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Why are you eating my leg?

Cause after that one dude patented FTL travel and created the biggest wealth inequality ever, I am now so poor I cannot afford food. Therefore, your leg.

Heyyyyy gimme back my FTL patenting turtleeeeeeeee

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6 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Heyyyyy gimme back my FTL patenting turtleeeeeeeee

No, you phrased it in the second person, giving me the turtle.

Stormlight all

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Why is everyone in Slaveform?

 

Posted
19 minutes ago, Ati_Simp said:

No, you phrased it in the second person, giving me the turtle.

Stormlight all

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Why is everyone in Slaveform?

 

Because the other forms were too big to go cave-diving in.

Why is everyone throwing dynamite?

Posted
7 hours ago, Myst said:

Because the other forms were too big to go cave-diving in.

Why is everyone throwing dynamite?

cause big boom go yay. And they heard it would get them a Nobel Prize

Wait. You downloaded the 'antigravity' mod? No, you can't do that. That's not how physics works.

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Eh what my physics teacher doesn't know can't hurt him.

Why are you staring at me like that?

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Because he's inside out.

Why did you mix up your nose with your feet?

Posted
1 minute ago, NerdSandwich said:

Because he's inside out.

Why did you mix up your nose with your feet?

'Cause I'm inside out.

Why is everyone inside out?

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Because we are in forever darkness due to Him, and there is no difference between Night and Day.

What's your secret to living for over 10,000 years?

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