pureintonation she/her Posted January 27 Posted January 27 Just now, Rynturning_Light said: I bought it from the interdimensional black market. Screw connecting across countries, it connects to people across realities Why is there a macaroni art mural on my bedroom wall? Because I ran out of farfalle and rigatoni. As for why it's on your bedroom wall... the door was open. Wait but why are there 10,002 swatches of Pantone 19-1653 TCX Rhythmic Red bursting out of your kitchen appliances?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 27 Posted January 27 3 hours ago, pureintonation said: Because I ran out of farfalle and rigatoni. As for why it's on your bedroom wall... the door was open. Wait but why are there 10,002 swatches of Pantone 19-1653 TCX Rhythmic Red bursting out of your kitchen appliances? I like the color red. Why did you count the swatches of the absurdly specific color of red that my kitchen is drowning in?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 28 Posted January 28 22 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: I like the color red. Why did you count the swatches of the absurdly specific color of red that my kitchen is drowning in? Got hungry Why did you replace my chair with a hagfish? I was rather fond of it…
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 28 Posted January 28 35 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: Got hungry Why did you replace my chair with a hagfish? I was rather fond of it… I wanted to set your chair free to go live in the wild, but to keep everything in harmony I had to swap it for an animal. The animal most undeserving of being an animal is a hagfish, so now the hagfish is to be used as a chair and the chair is frolicking in the waves. Why did you leave a single uncooked spaghetti noodle on my doorstep at 2 in the morning? 1
Through The Living Ash he/him Posted January 28 Posted January 28 8 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: I wanted to set your chair free to go live in the wild, but to keep everything in harmony I had to swap it for an animal. The animal most undeserving of being an animal is a hagfish, so now the hagfish is to be used as a chair and the chair is frolicking in the waves. Why did you leave a single uncooked spaghetti noodle on my doorstep at 2 in the morning? Hey, twenty dollars is twenty dollars. So if you weren’t at home for the past 30 hours, what have you been doing? 1
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 28 Posted January 28 3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said: Hey, twenty dollars is twenty dollars. So if you weren’t at home for the past 30 hours, what have you been doing? I wasn't at my home the past 30 hours. That's the key word. I actually was going to others people's houses and doing Wayne style trades at each. I took seven blueberries from your house, hope you don't mind. Where do you store your aglet collection?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 29 Posted January 29 4 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: I wasn't at my home the past 30 hours. That's the key word. I actually was going to others people's houses and doing Wayne style trades at each. I took seven blueberries from your house, hope you don't mind. Where do you store your aglet collection? Your nasopharynx WHY ARE YOU CHEWING ON A BOOK YOU MONSTER
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 29 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said: Your nasopharynx WHY ARE YOU CHEWING ON A BOOK YOU MONSTER Quote 2 Nephi 31:20 "Wherefore, ye must press forward with a steadfastness in Christ, having a perfect brightness of hope, and a love of God and of all men. Wherefore, if ye shall press forward, feasting upon the word of Christ, and endure to the end, behold, thus saith the Father: Ye shall have eternal life." I'm eating the Book of Mormon. Feasting you might say. Why'd you switch my shaving cream and cool whip I'm currently eating pumpkin pie with shaving cream on top because of you. 1
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 29 Posted January 29 3 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: I'm eating the Book of Mormon. Feasting you might say. Why'd you switch my shaving cream and cool whip I'm currently eating pumpkin pie with shaving cream on top because of you. I love funny swap panks For instance Spoiler Need I say more? Why are you wrestling a squid in a vat of boiling assorted furniture?
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted January 29 Posted January 29 10 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: I love funny swap panks For instance Reveal hidden contents Need I say more? Why are you wrestling a squid in a vat of boiling assorted furniture? It insulted my mother! I had to start this fight. And why are you mugging someone!? And with that stance!? 1
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted January 29 Posted January 29 23 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: It insulted my mother! I had to start this fight. And why are you mugging someone!? And with that stance!? What are you doing here?!! Of course I'm mugging them, and I'm doing a perfectly good job without your advi- *person I'm trying to mug hits me on the head and escapes* Why is there a heap of burning notebooks with your handwriting here?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 29 Posted January 29 3 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: What are you doing here?!! Of course I'm mugging them, and I'm doing a perfectly good job without your advi- *person I'm trying to mug hits me on the head and escapes* Why is there a heap of burning notebooks with your handwriting here? Practicing arson on my math notes. What's up with the llama painting on your wall? 1
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 29 Posted January 29 25 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: Practicing arson on my math notes. What's up with the llama painting on your wall? Well a llama held me at knifepoint and forced me to do a portrait of it Why’d you give that Llama a knife?!
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 29 Posted January 29 1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said: Well a llama held me at knifepoint and forced me to do a portrait of it Why’d you give that Llama a knife?! He bribed me. So, can you explain why you put chocolate covered earplugs in the silverware drawer?
pureintonation she/her Posted January 29 Posted January 29 51 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: He bribed me. So, can you explain why you put chocolate covered earplugs in the silverware drawer? All of the other drawers are currently occupied by Ikea shark (Blåhaj) plushies of various sizes… Um why are the other drawers occupied by Ikea shark plushies???
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 29 Posted January 29 5 minutes ago, pureintonation said: All of the other drawers are currently occupied by Ikea shark (Blåhaj) plushies of various sizes… Um why are the other drawers occupied by Ikea shark plushies??? Sharks are cool and IKEA is swedish. Why did you throw this hot dog on top of the roof?
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 30 Posted January 30 (edited) 3 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: Sharks are cool and IKEA is swedish. Why did you throw this hot dog on top of the roof? Roofs are people too! They need to be cared for and it was hungry! What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?! Edited January 30 by ChipsAHoid Had to revert to Gollum speech
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 30 Posted January 30 13 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Roofs are people too! They need to be cared for and it was hungry! What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?! A small plastic duck, a bag of fishy crackers, and my wallet in one. Phone in the other. What is the elephant doing in the pipes?
pureintonation she/her Posted January 30 Posted January 30 6 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: A small plastic duck, a bag of fishy crackers, and my wallet in one. Phone in the other. What is the elephant doing in the pipes? He guards the Chamber of Secrets now, since the basilisk… you know.. :,( Why are all the eggs I crack open filled with tiny dice? 2
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 30 Posted January 30 2 hours ago, pureintonation said: He guards the Chamber of Secrets now, since the basilisk… you know.. :,( Why are all the eggs I crack open filled with tiny dice? Spoiler WAIT WAIT I LITERALLY JUST GAVE MY SISTER THESE DRAGON EGGS WITH DICE IN THEM AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT THE TIMING IS IMPECCABLE Roll for perception Ok which one of you is in my walls this time
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 30 Posted January 30 3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: Hide contents WAIT WAIT I LITERALLY JUST GAVE MY SISTER THESE DRAGON EGGS WITH DICE IN THEM AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT THE TIMING IS IMPECCABLE Roll for perception Ok which one of you is in my walls this time Might be me. I was following the elephant through the pipes cause I know Olifantongue and it brought me through many walls, eventually leading me to the Chamber of the Pachyderm. Why did you cultivate the cactus into a chair shape, that seems like a cruel and unusual punishment.
pureintonation she/her Posted January 30 Posted January 30 1 hour ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: Might be me. I was following the elephant through the pipes cause I know Olifantongue and it brought me through many walls, eventually leading me to the Chamber of the Pachyderm. Why did you cultivate the cactus into a chair shape, that seems like a cruel and unusual punishment. I didn’t just cultivate it into a chair shape, I made sure that its spines align with the body’s acupuncture points… so its actually quite a relaxing experience, not a punishment Why do the church bells sound like bleating goats when they toll?
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Just now, pureintonation said: I didn’t just cultivate it into a chair shape, I made sure that its spines align with the body’s acupuncture points… so its actually quite a relaxing experience, not a punishment Why do the church bells sound like bleating goats when they toll? Ah, that's actually cause they are. The real bells broke a few weeks ago and we just brought some goats up there cause that's a good enough replacement don't ya think? Why did you paint the owl on Thursday? 1
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted January 31 Posted January 31 7 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said: Ah, that's actually cause they are. The real bells broke a few weeks ago and we just brought some goats up there cause that's a good enough replacement don't ya think? Why did you paint the owl on Thursday? I had to make it look like Duolingo so people remembered to do their lessons HAVE YOU DONE YOUR LESSON YET? DUO HAS YOUR FAMILY I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO COMPLETE IT
Myst He/Him Posted January 31 Posted January 31 21 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: I had to make it look like Duolingo so people remembered to do their lessons HAVE YOU DONE YOUR LESSON YET? DUO HAS YOUR FAMILY I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO COMPLETE IT Of course not, that’s why I haven’t done it yet. Who helped Duo kidnap my family? I owe them some money.
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