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Posted
8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Oh, that's just Fido. *calls out* Here boy!

Okay, what's with the fairy lights?

Well, I need somewhere to store the souls I’ve stolen

Why are you bathing in pickle juice while wearing a giant sock as a body covering and singing a song about giving children infectious diseases for fun?

Posted
1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well, I need somewhere to store the souls I’ve stolen

Why are you bathing in pickle juice while wearing a giant sock as a body covering and singing a song about giving children infectious diseases for fun?

This is how you summon satan. Duh

Why did you explode that child?? She was just a child!!!

Posted
1 hour ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

This is how you summon satan. Duh

Why did you explode that child?? She was just a child!!!

Oh, don't worry. That was just me testing the new airborne hallucigenic drug I've been working on. It works on you, apparently!

Uh... squirrels???...

Posted
1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said:

Oh, don't worry. That was just me testing the new airborne hallucigenic drug I've been working on. It works on you, apparently!

Uh... squirrels???...

No. Those are pocket sized cats. Duh

Is that a cat?

Posted
3 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

No. Those are pocket sized cats. Duh

Is that a cat?

I don't know; I haven't opened the box. 

Why did you bring up quantum physics again?

Posted
Just now, Ink and Embers said:

I don't know; I haven't opened the box. 

Why did you bring up quantum physics again?

Uhh, totally not because I have put a quantum reactor in you room.

Did you just... oh god I don't want to know

Posted
18 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Uhh, totally not because I have put a quantum reactor in you room.

Did you just... oh god I don't want to know

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE

AHHHH YOU SUMMONED LUCIFER AGAIN?

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE

AHHHH YOU SUMMONED LUCIFER AGAIN?

Well, you know how fun lucifer is... I really enjoy hanging out with him and his daughter... I'm not dating charlie at all...

Is that a owlbear?

Edited by Akimikoisthecutest
Posted
21 hours ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Well, you know how fun lucifer is... I really enjoy hanging out with him and his daughter... I'm not dating charlie at all...

Is that a owlbear?

Not a real one. I just cut off the head of a teddy bear and sewed on the head of that one owl I decapitated last Tuesday.

So, does Iowa exist or is that all just a hallucination?

Posted
1 minute ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Not a real one. I just cut off the head of a teddy bear and sewed on the head of that one owl I decapitated last Tuesday.

So, does Iowa exist or is that all just a hallucination?

Actually the boiling point of squares is purple

have you bought me my book yet?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said:

Actually the boiling point of squares is purple

have you bought me my book yet?

Well I did buy it but I'm not gonna give it to you yet. I accidentally read the first few pages and now I'm hooked.

Am I seeing that wrong or is that mac and cheese green?

Posted
41 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Well I did buy it but I'm not gonna give it to you yet. I accidentally read the first few pages and now I'm hooked.

Am I seeing that wrong or is that mac and cheese green?

It's not mac and cheese! Well. Not anymore. I don't get people who don't like fungi.

Can you explain exactly what you did to the ceiling fan?

Posted
Just now, Ink and Embers said:

It's not mac and cheese! Well. Not anymore. I don't get people who don't like fungi.

Can you explain exactly what you did to the ceiling fan?

Ok ok ok so first I started painting little frogs on it but then I messed up and I got mad and then all the painted parts came to life and then I tried to fix it by making snakes but they formed a kingdom and then the fan got mad and demanded to have compensation so I gave it the bowl of not Mac and Cheese but it didn’t like it and started throwing it across the room so I cut it down with a chainsaw but then it chased me across the floor all over the house so I ran away and climbed onto the roof where it couldn’t get me. Uh I think it wants you dead so maybe don’t enter your house

Dude why are you drinking hand soap 

Posted
1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Ok ok ok so first I started painting little frogs on it but then I messed up and I got mad and then all the painted parts came to life and then I tried to fix it by making snakes but they formed a kingdom and then the fan got mad and demanded to have compensation so I gave it the bowl of not Mac and Cheese but it didn’t like it and started throwing it across the room so I cut it down with a chainsaw but then it chased me across the floor all over the house so I ran away and climbed onto the roof where it couldn’t get me. Uh I think it wants you dead so maybe don’t enter your house

Dude why are you drinking hand soap 

Well I was gonna make an elaborate plan with the fan and orange juice and socks and blue gummy bears but then you painted the fan and that ruined everything and I had to drown my sorrows in by favorite beverage. Hand soap.

What's the reasoning behind the nacho cheese Doritos in that smoothie?

Posted
49 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Well I was gonna make an elaborate plan with the fan and orange juice and socks and blue gummy bears but then you painted the fan and that ruined everything and I had to drown my sorrows in by favorite beverage. Hand soap.

What's the reasoning behind the nacho cheese Doritos in that smoothie?

Why would I have reasoning?

What kind of fish is that swimming in the washing machine?

Posted
2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Why would I have reasoning?

What kind of fish is that swimming in the washing machine?

It's a freshwater whale.

Why do you have two pet leopards and why aren't they murdering you?

Posted
46 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

It's a freshwater whale.

Why do you have two pet leopards and why aren't they murdering you?

I spiked their food

Both ways

So they’re busy getting chased down by drugged slabs of meat but that’s beyond the point

I was going to ask why you gave them to me in the first place?

Posted
40 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I spiked their food

Both ways

So they’re busy getting chased down by drugged slabs of meat but that’s beyond the point

I was going to ask why you gave them to me in the first place?

Two main reasons for the leopards:

1. Anyone can give flowers or a box of chocolates but only a true visionary and genius (me) gives a pair of apex predators.

2. I never have to give you any other gift ever. I've peaked. There is physically nothing better and I'm free now.

Now on second thought, why is there a freshwater whale in the washing machine? Does that count as fresh water?

Posted
8 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Two main reasons for the leopards:

1. Anyone can give flowers or a box of chocolates but only a true visionary and genius (me) gives a pair of apex predators.

2. I never have to give you any other gift ever. I've peaked. There is physically nothing better and I'm free now.

Now on second thought, why is there a freshwater whale in the washing machine? Does that count as fresh water?

I mean, what psychopath would washed their clothes with salt water

What’s that stuck to your shirt?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Rynturning_Light said:

I mean, what psychopath would washed their clothes with salt water

What’s that stuck to your shirt?

It's a velociraptor.

Why did you think you could fake your death with burnt cereal?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

It's a velociraptor.

Why did you think you could fake your death with burnt cereal?

Because it’s just out there enough to play into the human instinct to question everything but it’s realistic enough to stay grounded and convince everyone that I’m actually dead

Why did I see you on the news last night?

Posted
10 minutes ago, Rynturning_Light said:

Because it’s just out there enough to play into the human instinct to question everything but it’s realistic enough to stay grounded and convince everyone that I’m actually dead

Why did I see you on the news last night?

I was caught? Dang it!

Is that a canoe made out of carrots?

Posted
7 hours ago, Oranjejuicemonki said:

I was caught? Dang it!

Is that a canoe made out of carrots?

That’s a kayak. Know the difference. And it’s only one giant carrot 

Why is your hair melting?

Posted
12 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

That’s a kayak. Know the difference. And it’s only one giant carrot 

Why is your hair melting?

Look look okay so I know what it looks like but... like... my brother always told me these stories about teenagers setting their hair on fire, and I thought maybe it was normal, ya know? Like a coming of age, right? Although maybe I should've settled for flaming socks instead...

Why is the computer glitching in and out of reality?

Posted
45 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Look look okay so I know what it looks like but... like... my brother always told me these stories about teenagers setting their hair on fire, and I thought maybe it was normal, ya know? Like a coming of age, right? Although maybe I should've settled for flaming socks instead...

Why is the computer glitching in and out of reality?

I bought it from the interdimensional black market. Screw connecting across countries, it connects to people across realities

Why is there a macaroni art mural on my bedroom wall?

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