125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[BlueWildRye he/him]

17 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

If that was a reference... I didn't get it...

Dante's Inferno.

589. Make references to really, really old books.

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

21 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

578. mess up the numbers for the FORUTH TIME.

I'm Sorry I responded on the wrong page of the thread. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

.elpoep esufnoc ot sdrawkcab secnetnes epyT .095

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, BrechioSwordMouse said:

I'm Sorry I responded on the wrong page of the thread. 

That’s fine, it’s just happened a lot

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ sʎɐʍl∀ ˙Ɩ6ϛ

BTW, that's actually upside down AND backwards, cuz if it was just upside down it'd be:

ϛ6Ɩ˙ ∀lʍɐʎs ʇʎdǝ ndsᴉpǝ poʍu¡

[Vyzkel He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ sʎɐʍl∀ ˙Ɩ6ϛ

BTW, that's actually upside down AND backwards, cuz if it was just upside down it'd be:

ϛ6Ɩ˙ ∀lʍɐʎs ʇʎdǝ ndsᴉpǝ poʍu¡

That’s a very weird 5…

592. R3PL4C3 C3RT41N L3TT3R5 W1TH NUMB3R5

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

%(#> HOLD SHIFT FOR A WHOLE POST

[Vyzkel He/Him]

594. not have a shift button(stupid phone).

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

595. CAPS LOCK, WHOOOO111111 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

596. THE PHONE EQUIVALENT TO CAPS LOCKS YAAAAAAA.

[Cash67]

On 5/11/2024 at 2:55 AM, Faerie Braids said:

234. Opportunistically attempt to explain calculus, probability, quantum physics, etc. to passerby.

235. Try to sing harmony for the "Happy Birthday" song.

I do both of these on a regular basis....

Just replace "try to" with "Successfully"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

I do both of these on a regular basis....

Just replace "try to" with "Successfully"

I just try to…

597. Sing off beat and off key for the Birthday song every time.

[Cash67]

8 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I just try to…

597. Sing off beat and off key for the Birthday song every time.

*flashbacks to 14th birthday*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

*flashbacks to 14th birthday*

[Through the Living Hope]

16 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I just try to…

597. Sing off beat and off key for the Birthday song every time.

6 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

*flashbacks to 14th birthday*

*flashbacks to Daniel Thrasher’s “Happy Birthday in Every Key at Once”*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

*flashbacks to Daniel Thrasher’s “Happy Birthday in Every Key at Once”*

You watch Daniel Thrasher!?!(also that video was amazing)

598. Talk in long words to a person with the fear of long words.

[Through the Living Hope]

7 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

You watch Daniel Thrasher!?!(also that video was amazing)

598. Talk in long words to a person with the fear of long words.

Yep!

599. Discover why 006 is afraid of 007

[Edema Rue she/her]

600. Explain that it’s because 007 008 009.

[LightRinger he/him]

14 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

600. Explain that it’s because 007 008 009.

601. Call the phone number 007 008 009 and call them a cannibal then hang up. 

Edited June 17, 2024 by LightRinger

[Edema Rue she/her]

23 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

601. Call the phone number 007 008 009 and call them a cannibal then hang up. 

602. Explain why 007 008 009. (It’s because you’re supposed to eat 3^2 meals a day.)

[strmblsd he/him]

603. Explain who 010 is scared (it's in the middle of 9-11)

Edited June 17, 2024 by strmblsd

[BlueWildRye he/him]

604. Explain why 001 doesn't exist.

(It's one to three, meaning one is actually two)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

605. Wonder what all the zeros are for

[Lunamor she/her]

606. Insist that anything starting with two zeros is a James Bond code name.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]