125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Vyzkel He/Him]

490 Use bacon-flavored toothpaste(my brother went through a phase).

Edited June 11, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
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[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

491. Use scented mouthwash

Edited June 11, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Vyzkel He/Him]

492. Drink mouthwash

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Haha did I ninja'd you to

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Haha did I ninja'd you to

Yes, yes you did.

493. Eat toiletries in general.

[Lunamor she/her]

494. Avoid toiletries at all costs.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

495. Burn toiletries in the dead of night

[Vyzkel He/Him]

496. Burn dead in the night.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

497. Burn nights in the dead of toiletries. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

498. Dead burns in the night of toiletries.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

499. Burn things in the light of day, laughing over the pile

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

17 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

499. Burn things in the light of day, laughing over the pile

500. Eat the ashes of said toiletries

[strmblsd he/him]

501. Not be excited that you got 500

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

502. Be not exited that you got 501

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

503. Be excited for random numbers

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

504. not be exited for random numbers

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

505. Not asking people if they want to be your shardbuddy

Spoiler

No actually do you want to?

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

506. Forget who your shardbuddies are

Spoiler

…we’re not?

Well then… Yep!

 

Edited June 12, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

506. Forget who your shardbuddies are

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…we’re not?

Well then… Yep!

 

507. Not be excited for new shardbuddies

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

508. Show a lack of excitement for everything

Spoiler

I am, I just don’t show it

 

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

509. Show too much excitement for something. 

ON another note. Is that possible?

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

510. Show excitement for everything

yes. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

511. Bring up old topics.

I’ll be your shardbuddy @Scars of Hathsin!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

512. Bring up new topics.

PIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! and WARRRRRR

[Vyzkel He/Him]

513. Bring up very disturbing facts.
 

Spoiler

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

Spoiler

Here we go

Spoiler

Back in the Cold War armies actually used a bio weapon that made it so the human body flexes all its muscles at once, it was probably the worst way to die.

 

 

 

Edited June 13, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender