125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[strmblsd he/him]

245. Put pineapple on pizza

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

246. burn all the pineapple in the world!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

245. Put pineapple on pizza

 

2 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

246. burn all the pineapple in the world!

*is horrified*

[Faerie Braids she/her]

247. Burn all the pizza in the world!

[Mags she/they]

248. Like pineapple on pizza

Edited May 13, 2024 by J. Magi

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

3 minutes ago, J. Magi said:

248. Like pineapple on pizza

249. Don’t like pineapple on pizza

[Mags she/they]

6 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

249. Don’t like pineapple on pizza

250. Don't like pepperoni's on pizza

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, J. Magi said:

250. Don't like pepperoni's on pizza

251. Don't like olives on pizza

[Mags she/they]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

251. Don't like olives on pizza

252. love olives on pizza

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

253. Find olives on pizza merely ok

254. Love cheeseburger pizza

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

253. Find olives on pizza merely ok

254. Love cheeseburger pizza

255. Choose cheese pizza.

[Mags she/they]

2 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

253. Find olives on pizza merely ok

254. Love cheeseburger pizza

256. Have never heard of cheeseburger pizza.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

257. Get no cheese on your pizza

258. Get no sauce on your pizza

(my teacher’s cousins, I’m looking at you. [one doesn’t like sauce on their pizza, and one doesn’t like cheese])

Also JM, lemme go see if I can find a picture of it.

Edited May 13, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8

[Mags she/they]

3 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

257. Get no cheese on your pizza

258. Get no sauce on your pizza

(my teacher’s cousins, I’m looking at you. [one doesn’t like sauce on their pizza, and one doesn’t like cheese])

Also JM, lemme go see if I can find a picture of it.

Dude that's just a piece of bread . . . why . . .

259. Get extra thick crust because that's the best part.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Just now, J. Magi said:

Dude that's just a piece of bread . . . why . . .

259. Get extra thick crust because that's the best part.

260. Don’t do what JM said (not getting thick crust will make people avoid you, getting thick crust is amazing)

Also, yep! And apparently No Sauce Guy didn’t even like cheesy bread because there was butter on it.

[Mags she/they]

Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

260. Don’t do what JM said (not getting thick crust will make people avoid you, getting thick crust is amazing)

Also, yep! And apparently No Sauce Guy didn’t even like cheesy bread because there was butter on it.

Spoiler

. . . . I"m concerned about this person

 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Just now, J. Magi said:

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. . . . I"m concerned about this person

 

Spoiler

Same

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

261. Stare at someone you don't like while their back is turned. When they turn towards you, avert your eyes just slow enough to let them know you were watching them. Do this constantly, disguising your staring as reading a book or watching a video on your phone. When they start worrying, stop for a while and start again as soon as they relax a little. When they confront you about it, deny all charges and gaslight them about it. Imply that either a) they're insane or b) they're trying to find something about you to be mad about. Then you give it a short break and start again. When they finally end up complaining about you to someone else, act like you sincerely have no idea what your victim is going on about. Pretend to be bewildered but be amicable and agree to not do it again.

Wait about seven minutes, recruit one of your friends to join you, and start again. Maybe put on a slight smile for the best effect.

You can keep someone doubting their sanity and/or thinking they're the victim of a conspiracy for months this way. It's great.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

261. Stare at someone you don't like while their back is turned. When they turn towards you, avert your eyes just slow enough to let them know you were watching them. Do this constantly, disguising your staring as reading a book or watching a video on your phone. When they start worrying, stop for a while and start again as soon as they relax a little. When they confront you about it, deny all charges and gaslight them about it. Imply that either a) they're insane or b) they're trying to find something about you to be mad about. Then you give it a short break and start again. When they finally end up complaining about you to someone else, act like you sincerely have no idea what your victim is going on about. Pretend to be bewildered but be amicable and agree to not do it again.

Wait about seven minutes, recruit one of your friends to join you, and start again. Maybe put on a slight smile for the best effect.

You can keep someone doubting their sanity and/or thinking they're the victim of a conspiracy for months this way. It's great.

262. Laugh annoyingly at this genius plan

*laughs annoyingly*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

 

On 5/13/2024 at 11:42 AM, Through The Living Glass said:

262. Laugh annoyingly at this genius plan

263. Annoyingly laugh genius plan at

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

On 5/13/2024 at 10:32 AM, NerdyAarakocra said:

261. Stare at someone you don't like while their back is turned. When they turn towards you, avert your eyes just slow enough to let them know you were watching them. Do this constantly, disguising your staring as reading a book or watching a video on your phone. When they start worrying, stop for a while and start again as soon as they relax a little. When they confront you about it, deny all charges and gaslight them about it. Imply that either a) they're insane or b) they're trying to find something about you to be mad about. Then you give it a short break and start again. When they finally end up complaining about you to someone else, act like you sincerely have no idea what your victim is going on about. Pretend to be bewildered but be amicable and agree to not do it again.

Wait about seven minutes, recruit one of your friends to join you, and start again. Maybe put on a slight smile for the best effect.

You can keep someone doubting their sanity and/or thinking they're the victim of a conspiracy for months this way. It's great.

264. Listen to anything Nerdy says. Apparently.

[LightRinger he/him]

265. Jump in to a random thread and threaten everyone. 
 

Gaarrrr

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

23 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

265. Jump in to a random thread and threaten everyone. 
 

Gaarrrr

266. Jump in to a random thread and poorly threaten everyone. 
 

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

6 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

266. Jump in to a random thread and poorly threaten everyone. 
 

267. Simply threaten poorly in general 

[LightRinger he/him]

268. Threaten people richly.