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2 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

253. Find olives on pizza merely ok

254. Love cheeseburger pizza

256. Have never heard of cheeseburger pizza.

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257. Get no cheese on your pizza

258. Get no sauce on your pizza

(my teacher’s cousins, I’m looking at you. [one doesn’t like sauce on their pizza, and one doesn’t like cheese])

Also JM, lemme go see if I can find a picture of it.

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3 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

257. Get no cheese on your pizza

258. Get no sauce on your pizza

(my teacher’s cousins, I’m looking at you. [one doesn’t like sauce on their pizza, and one doesn’t like cheese])

Also JM, lemme go see if I can find a picture of it.

Dude that's just a piece of bread . . . why . . .

259. Get extra thick crust because that's the best part.

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Just now, J. Magi said:

Dude that's just a piece of bread . . . why . . .

259. Get extra thick crust because that's the best part.

260. Don’t do what JM said (not getting thick crust will make people avoid you, getting thick crust is amazing)

Also, yep! And apparently No Sauce Guy didn’t even like cheesy bread because there was butter on it.

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Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

260. Don’t do what JM said (not getting thick crust will make people avoid you, getting thick crust is amazing)

Also, yep! And apparently No Sauce Guy didn’t even like cheesy bread because there was butter on it.

Spoiler

. . . . I"m concerned about this person

 

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261. Stare at someone you don't like while their back is turned. When they turn towards you, avert your eyes just slow enough to let them know you were watching them. Do this constantly, disguising your staring as reading a book or watching a video on your phone. When they start worrying, stop for a while and start again as soon as they relax a little. When they confront you about it, deny all charges and gaslight them about it. Imply that either a) they're insane or b) they're trying to find something about you to be mad about. Then you give it a short break and start again. When they finally end up complaining about you to someone else, act like you sincerely have no idea what your victim is going on about. Pretend to be bewildered but be amicable and agree to not do it again.

Wait about seven minutes, recruit one of your friends to join you, and start again. Maybe put on a slight smile for the best effect.

You can keep someone doubting their sanity and/or thinking they're the victim of a conspiracy for months this way. It's great.

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9 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

261. Stare at someone you don't like while their back is turned. When they turn towards you, avert your eyes just slow enough to let them know you were watching them. Do this constantly, disguising your staring as reading a book or watching a video on your phone. When they start worrying, stop for a while and start again as soon as they relax a little. When they confront you about it, deny all charges and gaslight them about it. Imply that either a) they're insane or b) they're trying to find something about you to be mad about. Then you give it a short break and start again. When they finally end up complaining about you to someone else, act like you sincerely have no idea what your victim is going on about. Pretend to be bewildered but be amicable and agree to not do it again.

Wait about seven minutes, recruit one of your friends to join you, and start again. Maybe put on a slight smile for the best effect.

You can keep someone doubting their sanity and/or thinking they're the victim of a conspiracy for months this way. It's great.

262. Laugh annoyingly at this genius plan

*laughs annoyingly*

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On 5/13/2024 at 10:32 AM, NerdyAarakocra said:

261. Stare at someone you don't like while their back is turned. When they turn towards you, avert your eyes just slow enough to let them know you were watching them. Do this constantly, disguising your staring as reading a book or watching a video on your phone. When they start worrying, stop for a while and start again as soon as they relax a little. When they confront you about it, deny all charges and gaslight them about it. Imply that either a) they're insane or b) they're trying to find something about you to be mad about. Then you give it a short break and start again. When they finally end up complaining about you to someone else, act like you sincerely have no idea what your victim is going on about. Pretend to be bewildered but be amicable and agree to not do it again.

Wait about seven minutes, recruit one of your friends to join you, and start again. Maybe put on a slight smile for the best effect.

You can keep someone doubting their sanity and/or thinking they're the victim of a conspiracy for months this way. It's great.

264. Listen to anything Nerdy says. Apparently.

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6 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

266. Jump in to a random thread and poorly threaten everyone. 
 

267. Simply threaten poorly in general 

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