The Brunette/brown/black hair cult

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*slaps you and smashes the button but doesn't press it*

*Joins in the destruction of the button* "We can't go back to the beginning! We don't have Thaid!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

59 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Joins in the destruction of the button* "We can't go back to the beginning! We don't have Thaid!"

*continues smashing even though the button is already dust* "Indeed!"

Spoiler

 

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*Slides in (because Edgedancer powers)*

*Sees two cultists beating the life out of a button*

"What the..."

Edited July 4, 2024 by Hyper129

[BlueWildRye he/him]

5 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Slides in (because Edgedancer powers)*

*Sees two cultists beating the life out of a button*

"What the..."

Well, which side are you on?

[Hyper129 He/Him]

I'm with the brunettes. (I have dirty blond hair so its like a half-deal)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 7/3/2024 at 7:36 PM, Hyper129 said:

I'm with the brunettes. (I have dirty blond hair so its like a half-deal)

*eyes suspiciously* "Just don't be like Argenti and try to bleach our hair."

Edited July 5, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[LightRinger he/him]

*Tosses ham*

[strmblsd he/him]

*eats ham*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

@LightRinger, I forgot, who's side are you on?

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

13 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

@LightRinger, I forgot, who's side are you on?

He’s part of the baldies. They are against this war (supposedly)

Edited July 5, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

27 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

He’s part of the baldies. They are against this war (supposedly)

Oh, ok. That means the ham shouldn't be poisoned... right?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

21 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Oh, ok. That means the ham shouldn't be poisoned... right?

Probably not, but its too late for you to eat it since strmblsd got to it first.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Is strmblsd a baldie too? I forgot, oops

Ham Not Poisoned|Cult

False|Baldie = Uh oh

True|Baldie = Phew

False|Ginger = Yay!!

True|Ginger = Aww

False|BBB = OH NO

True|BBB = Thank Goodness!

 

Edited July 5, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug
Block

[Block he/him]

12 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

True|Ginger = Yay!!

False|Ginger = Aww

Very true!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 minutes ago, Block said:

Very true!

I changed it! Oh btw, here's some ham!

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I changed it! Oh btw, here's some ham!

Nooooooooo!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

20 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

False|Ginger = Yay!!

True|Ginger = Aww

 It's true both in context and out of it!

[professionalacoustic he/him]

*puts down shotgun and starts heating popcorn bags*

This whole thing just keeps getting better, man.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

1 minute ago, professionalacoustic said:

 

*puts down shotgun and starts heating popcorn bags*

 

“More Popcorn to steal!”

*steals popcorn*

[Block he/him]

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

“More Popcorn to steal!”

*steals popcorn*

*eats popcorn*

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

2 minutes ago, Block said:

*eats popcorn*

“A Ginger is eating my popcorn!!”

*Lights popcorn on fire since it’s now been tainted*

*breaks @Block’s shins*

[Block he/him]

6 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

“A Ginger is eating my popcorn!!”

*Lights popcorn on fire since it’s now been tainted*

*breaks @Block’s shins*

I'm pretty sure my shins are already gone...

Edited July 6, 2024 by Block
typo

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Block said:

I'm pretty sure my shins are already gone...

*Takes a vat of concrete* "Doesn't mean we're gonna stop trying!" *Pours it all over Block then adds a little special solution to make it harden instantly*

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*Summons Plumeria as a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic weapon*

Who am I supposed to be shooting?

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

1 hour ago, Hyper129 said:

*Summons Plumeria as a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic weapon*

Who am I supposed to be shooting?

First answer the following questionnaire:

what color is your hair?

A: brown-black

B: blonde

C: Ginger

Bald

If you answered A, you need to shoot block

If you answered B, you need to either start your own cult or let the bald people take you in

if you answered C, you need to shoot yourself and block

Spoiler

THIS IS A JOKE AND I DO NOT MEAN IT LITERALLY I DONT THINK ANYONE SHOULD SHOOT THEMSELVES

If you answered D, go check up on your own cult, I don’t know where they stand with the gingers 

Edited July 7, 2024 by Pineap-spider