The Brunette/brown/black hair cult

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

45 minutes ago, Argenti said:

It's already blond silly

Yeah duh. I bleached it four hours ago.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“Might I join the Loose Cannon Team?”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

“Might I join the Loose Cannon Team?”

BUT OF COURSE, MY GOOD HUMAN.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

“Might I join the Loose Cannon Team?”

"OF COURSE, WHY NOT? WELCOME, FELLOW CANNON! WHOOO!!" 

On 5/14/2024 at 6:49 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

*become Adonalsium reborn*

Also, Glass, you're still Adonalsium reborn right? THAT MEANS YOU CAN DO ANYTHING??

Edited May 24, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Also, Glass, you're still Adonalsium reborn right? THAT MEANS YOU CAN DO ANYTHING??

The funny thing is, I never actually forgot.

I just wanted to use a knife make things more interesting.

[strmblsd he/him]

Food?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

42 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

Food?

If you'd like.

*suddenly transports everyone to a restaurant*

*puts on a comically big chef's hat and stands behind the counter*

What do you want?

[strmblsd he/him]

All of the above

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

All of the above

Er... okay.

*makes entire menu*

*sets it all on strmblsd's table somehow*

That'll be $5,000-ish. I don't want to do the actual math.

Edited May 24, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[strmblsd he/him]

keep the change

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

keep the change

*keeps 1,600 dollars in change*

Sounds good yep okay then!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Ooo! Can I get food too? Do you guys sell fungi? Yum! Stormlight is yummy too, but I think towerlight tastes better. Breaths are delicious!! So if possible, I'd like some Returned mushrooms, and some mushrooms infused with each of the different lights!!

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Ooo! Can I get food too? Do you guys sell fungi? Yum! Stormlight is yummy too, but I think towerlight tastes better. Breaths are delicious!! So if possible, I'd like some Returned mushrooms, and some mushrooms infused with each of the different lights!!

 

I have... portobello mushrooms...

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I have... portobello mushrooms...

If you don't got mushrooms, thats fine, any fungi works, we taynix aren't picky! Make sure the fungi are Returned and infused though!!!! OR ELSE IM NOT PAYING AND IM GONNA DO BAD RATINGS FOR DIS RESTRAUNT

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*Pulls a whole cake, as well as a bowl of mashed potatoes, 5 stacks of pancakes on a plate, and several bags of chips out of my hoodie pocket and puts them on the table in front of me*

”yUm…”

*stomach rumbles* 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

4 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

If you don't got mushrooms, thats fine, any fungi works, we taynix aren't picky! Make sure the fungi are Returned and infused though!!!! OR ELSE IM NOT PAYING AND IM GONNA DO BAD RATINGS FOR DIS RESTRAUNT

Wait that begs the question of whether it is possible to Return mushrooms now. They'd have to uphold some moral standard. Infusing it is easy, and Awakening it would be easy, but Returning it?

*prepares to spend 5 hours searching the Coppermind*

Edited May 25, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hmmmmmmmmm.

*kills mushroom*

*collects mushroom's CS*

*spikes it back to mushroom*

*drinks lightbulb*

*breathes on mushroom*

*offers to doomslug*

yES???

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 5/24/2024 at 10:53 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

Hmmmmmmmmm.

*kills mushroom*

*collects mushroom's CS*

*spikes it back to mushroom*

*drinks lightbulb*

*breathes on mushroom*

*offers to doomslug*

yES???

Hmmm...

*Takes a bite* Yum! A bit metallic though

Edited May 29, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Hmmm...

*Takes a bite* Yum! I bit metallic though

Yes, well, it makes sense that you 'bit metallic,' doesn't it?

I have something that will improve your grammar, if you want. 

Spoiler

Love this 

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

oops... does this have any hemalurgic effect on me?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You are now a tin misting.

Also, RIP Thaidakar, founder of this cult.

Edited June 1, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

What happened to Thaid?

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

He left.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

He left.

He left/got banned.

I'm not sure why, but Chaos said he and the Mods weren't going to expound on it, so it's probably best to leave it alone.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

who's in charge now?