The Brunette/brown/black hair cult

[Block he/him]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

HA HA JOKES ON YOU. YOU JUST ATE Scedosporium(search it up, it's a real thing). MWA MWA HAHHHA

Oops.

*gets cleansed by The Ginger gods*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*Splinters the Ginger Gods* 

YOU ARE ALONE NOW!!!!!

ALso!!! EVEN THE GINGER GODS CANNOT CLEANSE YOU OF THE INTENSE POWER OF Scedosporium COMBINED WITH THE ALMIGHTY FORCE OF THE STICK

Edited May 14, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Block he/him]

4 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Splinters the Ginger Gods* 

*eats the splinters*

I AM ALL POWERFUL NOW!

Edited May 14, 2024 by Block
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[Wierdo he/him]

20 minutes ago, Block said:

*eats the splinters*

I AM ALL POWERFUL NOW!

*Questions why they ate wood and not the splinters of the god*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

*Questions why they ate wood and not the splinters of the god*

I was just thinking the same thing...

[Block he/him]

15 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

*Questions why they ate wood and not the splinters of the god*

*absorbs The Splinters of The Ginger gods*

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, Block said:

*absorbs The Splinters of The Ginger gods*

*Sues for property theft*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Block said:

*absorbs The Splinters of The Ginger gods*

Mm. I guess now you taste like ginger though. *picks up every Shard in the Cosmere*

*become Adonalsium reborn*

Ehehe.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

3 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

*Sues for property theft*

“Congratulations! You’ve won the case!” Says the totally unbiased judge.

[Block he/him]

Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

“Congratulations! You’ve won the case!” Says the totally unbiased judge.

Well I'm not giving the splinters back.

*runs from the new Adonalsium*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

22 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

nothing against you, you're just not Stick. Do I belong to the cult of the Stick or the cult of the stick?

k

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Block said:

*runs from the new Adonalsium*

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

*zaps block with deadly lighting*

[Block he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

*zaps block with deadly lighting*

*eats the lightning*

Yum!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Block said:

*eats the lightning*

Yum!

...

My guy is freaking Kirby what is happening

Edited May 15, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
typo typo typo, typos just for me, typo typo typo, no longer shall you be *hey*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Block said:

*eats the lightning*

Yum!

*Destroys Block's digestive organs so he can't eat stuff anymore* Seriously though, how are you eating everything!?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Destroys Block's digestive organs so he can't eat stuff anymore* Seriously though, how are you eating everything!?

Duh.

[Block he/him]

15 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Destroys Block's digestive organs so he can't eat stuff anymore* Seriously though, how are you eating everything!?

Spoiler

Sorry, I had to

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

59 minutes ago, Block said:

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Sorry, I had to

GAH

WHAT IS THAT

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Sorry again for the double-post.

But this thread is only a month old now WHY do I feel like it's older?!

[professionalacoustic he/him]

Someone explain ples

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

This cult is at war against the Ginger cult, because they threatened the stick. So they’re trying to sacrifice our people. I think I got the important bits, would you agree? @Through The Living Glass  

[Immortal Platypus]

On 5/15/2024 at 11:12 AM, Block said:

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Sorry, I had to

Spoiler

9 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

This cult is at war against the Ginger cult, because they threatened the stick. So they’re trying to sacrifice our people. I think I got the important bits, would you agree? @Through The Living Glass  

close enough. also cause the gingers are our mortal enemies

I would also read the first post to understand

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

This cult is at war against the Ginger cult, because they threatened the stick. So they’re trying to sacrifice our people. I think I got the important bits, would you agree? @Through The Living Glass  

Yep!

But I'm currently the superior power in the universe and am trying to kill Block so he doesn't kill any of us first lol.

[Block he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yep!

But I'm currently the superior power in the universe and am trying to kill Block so he doesn't kill any of us first lol.

I'll stop trying to kill y'all if you just surrender to The Gingers. (And also maybe burn the stick).

1 hour ago, professionalacoustic said:

Someone explain ples

 I would recommend reading The Cult of The Gingers first.

[professionalacoustic he/him]

Yeah, I think I’ll just join the Stick and the Brunette/Brown/Black hair cult