The Brunette/brown/black hair cult

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

HEY GUYS WE ARE A HOT FORUM!! WE GOT 899 REPLIES RECENTLY!! YAYYYY!

[Hyper129 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*Heals myself. Glares at you with the fury of Odium. Summons an army of Fused and unmade. Blows apart the shardbrickwall with Shardbomb and starts writing a report on Hyper's activities and loyalties as a cultist and gathers evidence of betrayal*

"DO NOT HELP THE TRAITOR! I WAS RIGHTFULLY PURSUING BLOCK AND USING ALL ADVANTAGES TO KILL FIRE WHEN HYPER BETRAYED A FELLOW CULTIST. HE IS HELPING FIRE!!"

*Shoots Doom. Then shoots her again. And again. And again. Reloads quickly then shoots her another four times.*

You are now dead, my friend. I am no traitor *Shoots Block pointedly* and simply wanted my Chocolate milk back.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

*revives @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug using... magic*

Edited July 8, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Block he/him]

2 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Shoots Doom. Then shoots her again. And again. And again. Reloads quickly then shoots her another four times.*

You are now dead, my friend. I am no traitor *Shoots Block pointedly* and simply wanted my Chocolate milk back.

Welcome to the dark side Hyper

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

5 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Shoots Doom. Then shoots her again. And again. And again. Reloads quickly then shoots her another four times.*

You are now dead, my friend. I am no traitor *Shoots Block pointedly* and simply wanted my Chocolate milk back.

I am invested enough to heal from such *sniffs disdainfully* nomadic gunshots. Also, you cannot call me a friend when you have jeopardized our holy mission and tried to kill me multiple times. 

The flame still burns, our mission still unaccomplished. Fire cannot be allow to slaughter innocent sticks across the cosmere! We must extinguish the vile flame! 

Edited July 8, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Hyper129 He/Him]

16 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I am invested enough to heal from such *sniffs disdainfully* nomadic gunshots. Also, you cannot call me a friend when you have jeopardized our holy mission and tried to kill me multiple times. 

The flame still burns, our mission still unaccomplished. Fire cannot be allow to slaughter innocent sticks across the cosmere! We must extinguish the vile flame! 

*Puts hand on shoulder* My friend. Companion. Compadre. I just wanted my chocolate milk. You could've asked me to get you one at Wawa. But you shall never come between an Edgedancer and his Chocolate Milk.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*Puts hand on shoulder* My friend. Companion. Compadre. I just wanted my chocolate milk. You could've asked me to get you one at Wawa. But you shall never come between an Edgedancer and his Chocolate Milk.

Wawa??? Is that some big city store?? Also don't worry, you alrdy ate it, I can't step between you and the milk if its in your stomach

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*runs back in*

WHAT IS HAPPENING

STOP REPEATEDLY KILLING EACH OTHER

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*runs back in*

WHAT IS HAPPENING

STOP REPEATEDLY KILLING EACH OTHER

Nah, I think the civil war is over. 

HAKUNAH MATATAH!!! WHAT A WONDERUFL PHRASE! HAKUNA MATATAH, AINT NO PASSIN CRAAAZEEE!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Nah, I think the civil war is over. 

HAKUNAH MATATAH!!! WHAT A WONDERUFL PHRASE! HAKUNA MATATAH, AINT NO PASSIN CRAAAZEEE!

IT MEANS NO WORRIES

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

FOR THE REST OF YER DAYYYYSSS

[BlueWildRye he/him]

IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREEEEEE

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

PHILOSOPHYYYY

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

HAKUNAH MATATAH!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

welcome to our humble abode

gee im starved

I’m so hungry I could eat a whole zebra!

Yeeesh listen kid if you’re gonna live with us, you gotta eat like us.

Eww what’s that?

A grub!

Gross.

Slimy, yet satisfying!

I’m tellin’ ya, kid - this is the life! No rules, no responsibilities, and best of all, no worries! One for you, enjoy!

Okay here goes….Hakuna matata. Slimy, yet satisfying! That’s it!

Edited July 10, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*blinks*

What the heck

Why

Stop right now or else! We are at war with the Gingers! Let's go attack their thread!

*raises Shardshovel triumphantly*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

**siggghhhhh**

*draws shardstick* 

"alr alr fineeeee"

Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata

Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata

IT MEANS NO WORRIESS 

FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYSSSS

ITS OUR PROBLEM FREEE PHILOSOPHYYY

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

**siggghhhhh**

*draws shardstick* 

"alr alr fineeeee"

Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata

Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata

IT MEANS NO WORRIESS 

FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYSSSS

ITS OUR PROBLEM FREEE PHILOSOPHYYY

 

HAKUNAH MATATAH

*waves butterknife threateningly* "Rah."

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"grrr"

WE SAY "HAKUNA"

WE SAY "MATATA"

HAKUNA

MATATA

HAKUNA

MATATA

[Hyper129 He/Him]

On 7/9/2024 at 1:07 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

*waves butterknife threateningly* "Rah."

Scawy

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

29 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

Scawy

?

[Hyper129 He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

?

scary but baby voice

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

scary but baby voice

Meep.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 7/10/2024 at 1:30 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

Meep.

Mop

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

29 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Mop

Moop.