Intrusive Sanderson Thoughts

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Have you ever been doing something, and an idea pops into your brain that, if only you had investiture... For example, thinking about swallowing a brass button to see if you could burn it, or wishing you could lash yourself into the sky so that the walk home from school was easier. 

Share those experiences here!

[Forts Board]

One of my friends was just complaining yesterday about wishing we had pewter to make PE easier. Our classmates gave us some odd looks...

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I have honestly thought about stabbing someone with a pin and then stabbing myself with it to see if I would get powers. 

I won't actually do this though.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

40 minutes ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

I have honestly thought about stabbing someone with a pin and then stabbing myself with it to see if I would get powers. 

 

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Sometimes I wish I was a steel misting so I could get over crowds.

[The Sibling she/her]

I would be nice to be a tin feruchemist because then when the world gets too loud and bright and annoying you could just make it quiet and you wouldn't even need noise cancelling headphones. And then when the world is dull and boring you could make it feel bright and loud and interesting.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination..."

Then you realize a stranger is looking at you weird for mumbling cryptic words like a maniac.

[Treamayne]

Here's to hoping I can bond my imaginary friend - then maybe they would be pulled into the Physical Realm and I can get powers. . . 

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

To be able to push away people in large crowds by burning steel.

 

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

To be able to essentially become superhuman with spren, and be the best storming police officer

[Edema Rue she/her]

to be AWESOME

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

9 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

to be AWESOME

Yes, being Awesome, and stealing food!!!

[Dreamingawake]

anyone else seriously consider stabbing their younger sibling with a thumbtack and then stabbing yourself, just to see if you get powers?

 

P.S: obviously not like lethally, I would try to do that thing where you steal Investiture without killing the subject.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Me standing in the fields at recess trying to figure out how to fly

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Me standing in the fields at recess trying to figure out how to fly

Me on a trampoline.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

A-steel to skip straight to the second floor.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Seriously though, last year, every time I was walking in the halls, I'd pretend to have a shardblade and cut everything. When people looked at me weird and asked what I was doing, I'd answer "Brandon Sanderson stuff." And they'd all be fine with it. At least, the ones who asked, cuz they were in the same class as me in 5th grade, when our SUPER AWESOME BESTEST EVER teacher read Skyward to us, and instantly got like half the class addicted to Brandon Sanderson. I proudly consider myself the mostest addictedest cuz I've read the most brandon Sanderson books of anyone but anyway, they knew I love brandon Sanderson books and so they just "ok" and left me.

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Also, if you're wondering why Sanderson is capitalized and Brandon is not, dumb autocorrect is the answer, and I'm too lazy to change it.

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AND I'm not the weirdo of the grade! I'm actually the smart one cuz I do accelerated math. I'm surprised I didn't turn into the weirdo, but I guess the actually weirdo is weirder than me.

 

 

Edited August 21, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Wierdo he/him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Seriously though, last year, every time I was walking in the halls, I'd pretend to have a shardblade and cut everything. When people looked at me weird and asked what I was doing, I'd answer "Brandon Sanderson stuff." And they'd all be fine with it. At least, the ones who asked, cuz they were in the same class as me in 5th grade, when our SUPER AWESOME BESTEST EVER teacher read Skyward to us, and instantly got like half the class addicted to Brandon Sanderson. I proudly consider myself the mostest addictedest cuz I've read the most brandon Sanderson books of anyone but anyway, they knew I love brandon Sanderson books and so they just "ok" and left me.

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Also, if you're wondering why Sanderson is capitalized and Brandon is not, dumb autocorrect is the answer, and I'm too lazy to change it.

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AND I'm not the weirdo of the grade! I'm actually the smart one cuz I do accelerated math. I'm surprised I didn't turn into the weirdo, but I guess the actually weirdo is weirder than me.

 

 

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