FatherTiempo Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) I was just working on a post where Ene's dog grows to an enormous size, causing a massive spike in global warming, the destruction of Mount Everest, and finally ending with the earth plunging into the sun. I need to type faster. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Father 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said: Granted. You are now a touchy individual who can never seem to say anything right. You get upset about the smallest things, get tongue-tied and make a fool of yourself, then realize in shame how ridiculous you sound only after you've said it. You like dogs. Dogs don't care how you say things. I wish for peace for my soul. so now she's that person, and her dog died twice. oof. Granted. Your soul was ripped into little pieces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 What the-! Enough with the dog murder! May all your cats choke on their hairball and maul your faces off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 Well, he did die in the end I suppose. But he lived to a ripe old age of a hundred and three. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) @Ookla the Father, you’re last unintentional wish of wanting to type faster: Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die. I wish for no chemistry homework Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Granted. The adult dog dies. By explosion. I wish I didn't need braces. Granted, you are now 103 and don't have teeth. 1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said: Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die. I wish for no chemistry homework Granted, but you have an enormous project due in every other one of your classes that you haven't even started yet. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Blue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said: @Ookla the Father, you’re last unintentional wish of wanting to type faster: Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die. I wish for no chemistry homework Grrrrrrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 O H D A N G. T H A T I S G O I N G T O B E A P R O B L E M F O R D O G P O P U L A T I O N S. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said: Granted, but you have an enormous project due in every other one of your classes that you haven't even started yet. You’re not wrong... at least for one class Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Imperial said: You’re not wrong... at least for one class I'm supposed to be working on ELA! Instead I'm sitting here murdering Ene's dogs! I wish Ene had a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Ookla the Imperial said: I wish for no chemistry homework Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors! I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! Edited December 4, 2019 by Honorless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Honorless said: I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes "Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Durante, then your talent will vanish." "I wish to be FT again." FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. "SILENCE FOOL!" Ookla the Father booms, squishing FT's head back into a box. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Father 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Honorless said: Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors! I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies. I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: I wish Ene had a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week. Granted. The Nightwatcher turns you into a frog and delivers you to a science lab to be dissected. 3 minutes ago, Honorless said: Foolish mortal! How many times have you come here with the same wish? How many? Even I do not have power over your instructors! I wish for the ability to alter the shape and colour of my body, including hair and eyes Oh dear god, how many ninjas-! Ugh! Granted. You now have vivid, disturbing nightmares every single night. Every. Single. One. They gradually get worse, until you become unable to sleep at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Ookla the Father said: "Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Derante, then you talent will vanish." I wish to be FT again. FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. "Silence Fool." Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher has been replaced by Ookla the Genie your wish is rejected. I wish for more dogs of Ene's to die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies. I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die You have been 'ed. The Dogs live. I am coming for your cats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Honorless said: You have been 'ed. The Dogs live. I am coming for your cats read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them. I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said: Granted. The Nightwatcher turns you into a frog and delivers you to a science lab to be dissected. Granted. You now have vivid, disturbing nightmares every single night. Every. Single. One. They gradually get worse, until you become unable to sleep at all. Uh, you've been ninja'ed. Also you're supposed to make a wish after granting one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Father said: "Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Durante, then your talent will vanish." "I wish to be FT again." FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. "SILENCE FOOL!" Ookla the Father booms, squishing FT's head back into a box. Granted. Narrator Master of Silence sues you for copyright infringement and takes everything you own. 1 minute ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Granted, but (you guessed it) every time you alter anything, one of Ene's dogs dies. I wish for more dogs to be delivered to Ene, then all obtain rabies and die Granted, but a genetic mutation causes a genetic disease in you that causes your body to begin to decay while leaving you fully aware and alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Blue said: Granted. Narrator Master of Silence sues you for copyright infringement and takes everything you own. Granted, but a genetic mutation causes a genetic disease in you that causes your body to begin to decay while leaving you fully aware and alive. xino... you're really behind. also apparently one of these posts got upvoted. You are all sick, sick people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher has been replaced by Ookla the Genie your wish is rejected. I wish for more dogs of Ene's to die 1 minute ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: read the posts carefully. None of them ninja me. I read them. I wish for Ene to have to experience the suffering of each of her dogs, feel it, before they die. Then have a thousand dogs be tortured to death. Granted. Your worst nightmare becomes reality. I wish for more vivid dreams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Ookla the Dog Hater said: I'm supposed to be working on ELA! Instead I'm sitting here murdering Ene's dogs! I wish Ene had a hundred dogs delivered to her by a local charity, but then they all died of small pox within the week. The wish was never granted, so granted! No boon! I wish for no AP gov projects! @Ookla the Blue, granted, they’re all nightmares. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Blue said: Granted. Your worst nightmare becomes reality. I wish for more vivid dreams. granted. They are all nightmares, and you are stuck in them, asleep, forever. I wish for all the dogs in the universe to kneel over and die of heart attack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 Granted, you are now a dog. I wish for some $$ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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