Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, no one ever kills any animal on this thread again. If they try to, it doesn’t work, and they die instead - a life for a life. 

I wish for a happy, healthy, living puppy. Just one. 

[Aon Tia she/her]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

Granted, no one ever kills any animal on this thread again. If they try to, it doesn’t work, and they die instead - a life for a life. 

Thank you Ene 

 

[Honorless he/him]

Finally!

The derailment is over

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

Granted, no one ever kills any animal on this thread again. If they try to, it doesn’t work, and they die instead - a life for a life. 

I wish for a happy, healthy, living puppy. Just one. 

Granted. You have a puppy, however, it is actually a previous supplicant to the Nightwatcher that she transformed when he asked her to kill a puppy

 

I wish for the power to manipulate spacial distances

[AonEne he/him]

I have Ark as a puppy? Lol, he’d be one of those dogs who barks a lot and is super energetic and always wants to play. 

... I’ll be right back. 

[Honorless he/him]

16 minutes ago, Ookla the Excessive said:

How about we just not slaughter baby animals?

Don't worry Luna, I wasn't planning on ending the lives of any innocent little animals. *glares at Ark* I was just tired of the thread derailment and thought that the joke was getting not only stale but pretty disturbing and insensitive. I was hoping that comment would have a reaction. I mean I had already participated in the madness so I had no ground to stand on if I wanted them to stop. So I also asked Traveller to tell people to stop this and put that up.

1 minute ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

I have Ark as a puppy? Lol, he’d be one of those dogs who barks a lot and is super energetic and always wants to play. 

... I’ll be right back. 

You're welcome! 

[Aon Tia she/her]

15 minutes ago, Honorless said:

 

I wish for the power to manipulate spacial distances

Granted but you can manipulate spatial distances but only one way, you can only increase the distances and not decrease them 

I wish for water on Mars 

[AonEne he/him]

 

[One_Armed he/him]

I wish for more ookla's in the forum.

Edited December 4, 2019 by ookla the unchanged
Already answered

[Honorless he/him]

1 minute ago, ookla the unchanged said:

Granted, you are now disccussed from puppies.

Wish already fulfilled. I assume you meant disgusted?

1 minute ago, ookla the unchanged said:

I wish for some more ookla's

This is beyond the power of the Nightwatcher. You'll have to convince Sharders yourself. 

I wish to take a peek in the mirror of Erised.

[One_Armed he/him]

You are correct that's my bad, English is not my native language.

 

[Honorless he/him]

13 minutes ago, ookla the unchanged said:

You are correct that's my bad, English is not my native language.

 

It's okay! 

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish to take a peek in the mirror of Erised.

Granted, you are trapped inside the mirror of Erised forever, and the only person looking at it is Voldemort, forcing you to live through the most evil man alive's perfect world.

 

I wish for forgiveness, for this wish that I made:

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I wish that @Ookla the Roleplayer would always have their pets die, no matter what wishes are made.

 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but now all of your pets die. 

I wish for a good talent. I'm bad at everything...

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but now all of your pets die. 

Haha! I have no pets! I am free of guilt forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited December 4, 2019 by Llstml

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

No. You still feel guilt. Every animal you see will die. Baby humans, too. Have fun with that. 

[One_Armed he/him]

33 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but now all of your pets die. 

I wish for a good talent. I'm bad at everything...

Granted, you are now the best in the world at staring at people.

I wish for the nightwatcher to change her name to ookla the wishgiver.

Edited December 4, 2019 by ookla the unchanged

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher doesn't have a username, nor a legal name, so you are granted an extra wish. The Nightwatcher is feeling generous today.

 

I wish that I could mentally control the temperature of my socks.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Granted, you now have the magical ability to control the temperature of your socks. However, your friends notice your magical ability. "Why are you socks always so toasty and warm, Brightness?" They'll ask you.

You will be forced to answer: "Magic?" After which, your frightened friends will go to the authorities, who will fear that you will try to take over the world with your magical sock-ing abilities, and then they will try to see if you weigh less than a duck.

Seeing that you are indeed heavier than a duck , they will release you. However, their suspicions will hound you for the rest of your life. You will miss out on scholarship opportunities, job promotions, and even prune juice samples at the retirement home.

Now you see what consequences a, seemingly, insignificant boon can have...

 

I wish I could magically change my clothes without having to take them off.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

It gets better with each paragraph oh storms that’s amazing 

Granted. Every time you do so you just gain another layer of clothing. Soon you become a giant marshmallow of sweat and misery. You are great at rolling down hills now, though.

I wish for markers that never run dry.

Edited December 5, 2019 by Ookla the Excessive
Oh heck markets is an actual word that doesn’t mean tiny marks

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted. Instead, they run away.

 

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

 However, your friends notice your magical ability. "Why are your socks always so toasty and warm, Brightness?" They'll ask you.

What gives you the impression that my friends like to feel my socks periodically?

 

I wish that I had a portable closet (or some kind of portal device) to hide in when I don't want to be in public anymore.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

27 minutes ago, Ookla the Excessive said:

It gets better with each paragraph oh storms that’s amazing 

Granted. Every time you do so you just gain another layer of clothing. Soon you become a giant marshmallow of sweat and misery. You are great at rolling down hills now, though.

I wish for markers that never run dry.

I knew it.

 

Granted, your markers never run out, ever. And I'm going to give you a couple million to share with your friends. No harm there, you pass them along, and all your friends have immortal markers. For every friend that has an immortal marker, they can give away ten more!

Seems too good to be true? Well, it is. You see, the bane wasn't for you. It was for every marker company in the world. They will go bankrupt because no one will buy markers from someone, when they have immortal markers in their back pocket. You will cause millionaires to go bankrupt over night, unemployment rates will spike, and that isn't even the worst of it.

For every marker you give away, the person you gave it to, will have ten more. Eventually, the markers will get back to the same people, and when they already have about twenty markers, what will they do? They will throw them away. That's right.

Soon, mountains of markers will cover the planet. The shiny reflective plastic will cause light from the sun to be magnified, increasing man-made global warming, small woodland creatures will collapse and die, and that isn't even the worst of it.

These multiplying markers have caused the overall gravitation of the earth to increase, putting us onto a collision course with the sun. The governments search for the root of their problems and find you.

Long story short, the earth plummets into the sun, but the governments have their revenge. They throw you in first.

 

 

 

I want magical filter on my tablet, and other electronic devices that filter out all content I don't want to see. 

On second thought, I want a dazzling smile .

 

 

 

Edited December 5, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but it’s dazzling due to the shiny metal plastered to your teeth.

I wish for more light saber duels.

Edited December 5, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Imperial said:

I wish for more light saber duels.

Granted, but you are turned into a light saber.

I wish for a pet rock that won't run away, cannot gain sentience or move any part of itself on its own, that is small enough to fit in my hand and light enough for me to carry. It also cannot be destroyed unless I genuinely wish it to be. 

 

[Honorless he/him]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Silent said:

I wish for a pet rock that won't run away, cannot gain sentience or move any part of itself on its own, that is small enough to fit in my hand and light enough for me to carry. It also cannot be destroyed unless I genuinely wish it to be. 

Granted, your heart is transformed into a rock but somehow still functioning via Investiture. It is slowly eroding but keeps getting renewed in the Highstorm, replenishing itself with absorbed Stormlight and ingested crem. You are in constant discomfort due to your heart of stone. You may destroy it if you genuinely wish for release from the pain of your existence.

I wish for a Feruchemical powers without Hemalurgy

Edited December 5, 2019 by Honorless

[CrazyManth3 he/him]

5 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a Feruchemical powers without Hemalurgy

Granted, you may now use each of the Feruchemical powers, but your metalminds hunger for the blood of other Feruchemists. You must kill every so often to use your powers.

 

I wish for a friendly sentient weapon (and an interesting bane).