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Here you go! Fresh from the oven. The Nightwatcher is cool and decides not to give you a bane because cookies are cool. Don’t do spikes, kids! 

I wish for clarity. 

Posted
56 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish for clarity. 

You get it, but you can not control, when you will see future. 

I wish for ability to fly

Posted
4 hours ago, Failsafe said:

Granted. You can now fly. You also happen to be a fly.

I wish for a dumb idea.

Granted, that was a very dumb idea, seriously that was your Boon? Your wish fulfilled itself. Your Bane is truly excessive body hair. Was it worth it being sassy to the Nightwatcher?

I wish to land a punch on The Nightwatcher's face

Posted
6 hours ago, R J said:

Granted, that was a very dumb idea, seriously that was your Boon? Your wish fulfilled itself. Your Bane is truly excessive body hair. Was it worth it being sassy to the Nightwatcher?

I wish to land a punch on The Nightwatcher's face

Granted. You land a bottle of fruit punch in the Nightwatcher’s mouth. She thanks you but then curses you to have everything you eat or drink taste of cheap Kool-Aid.

I wish for a mildly amusing book written in Latin.

Posted
5 hours ago, The_Archivist said:

Granted, but now you have no time.

I wish for tickets to "Hamilton".

Granted, however the show was canceled due to social distancing.

I wish for a banjo.

Why?

I dunno, just seemed right.

Posted

You are granted the banjo, and because you followed on the hidden instinct inside of you, you are also given incredible banjo skills, unlike the world has ever seen. When you play, the world seems to revolve around you. Time slows down, and the notes soar through the air and melt on the ears of all those who are graced to hear your epic ballads. For centuries and more, your name would be praised as a source of inspiration amongst all musicians. There would literally not a soul who dislikes your music.

The bane? Don’t think the Nightwatcher hasn’t forgotten about that.

Your bane is that your a now a redneck, living in the foothills of Appalachia. People would love your music, but they just turn the other way when they see your seven foot long beard.

I wish for a fudgesicle.

Posted
1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for a fudgesicle.

Granted. The perfect fudgesicle, made in subzero temperatures, appears on a pedestal in front of you.
Your bane is that you become lactose intolerant.

 

I wish for complete, tyrannical control of the 17th shard. 

Posted

Granted, you gain complete control of the 17th shard of glass that stabbed into your hand. Your bane is that the shard will always stay under your skin

 

i wish for faces

Posted
3 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Granted, you gain complete control of the 17th shard of glass that stabbed into your hand. Your bane is that the shard will always stay under your skin.

Well that’s a bother. At least I escaped the first 16.

Posted
Just now, Rosharan A.C. said:

Well that’s a bother. At least I escaped the first 16.

Well you only have control over the 17th, the others still cut you.

Posted
1 minute ago, The Last Post said:

Well you only have control over the 17th, the others still cut you.

Dangit. <_<

Posted

Granted, but those faces are all scowling. 

I wish for confidence. 

Posted
20 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wish for confidence. 

The Nightwatcher will cheer you on in all events, with pom-poms in all her hands, outside exam halls, in the stands during sporting events, in the audience during performance arts.

I wish for the ability to leech confidence from my competitors

Posted
20 minutes ago, R J said:

I wish for the ability to leech confidence from my competitors

Granted but only on the Guess that Cosmere place, forum.

I wish my mouth tasted normal.

Posted
2 hours ago, Frustration said:

I wish my mouth tasted normal.

Granted but you now always hear a ringing in you ears.

I want ALL Brandon Sanderson books that have been written or will be written. Ever.

Posted
18 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

I want ALL Brandon Sanderson books that have been written or will be written. Ever.

Granted, but your illiterate.

I wish for Feruchemy.

Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Granted, but your illiterate.

Anyway, you can share them with us and we will read you them:P

29 minutes ago, Frustration said:

I wish for Feruchemy.

You're now full feruchemist. The only thing, is that you can't tou can't touch any metal

Edited by Emi
Posted
1 minute ago, Emi said:

Nightwather stares at you, extending his arms, which lookes similar to tentacles. You come closer and she puts a hemalurgic spike into your hand. Your bane is that you can not spike with it anybody.

Nah, that was hemalurgy :)

Posted
1 minute ago, mathiau said:

Nah, that was hemalurgy :)

Oops, I read feruchemy:wacko:

Posted
Just now, Emi said:

Oops, I read feruchemy:wacko:

Yes, but you gave hemalurgy :)

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