Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 “Granted, but it’s poison– wait, did you say it doesn’t harm you or anyone else? Storms, that bane won’t work... Ok, fine, take this! Hah! Look! Your hands just fell off! Now you can’t eat the bacon!” The Nightwatcher collapses on the ground laughing at the sight of you squirming to eat your one piece of bacon. I wish for Stormlight 4 to come out already.
AonEne he/him Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 Granted, but everyone dies. The bane is that it’s written really, really well, to the point where a lot of people love this having happened - it was just that good. The other half of the fandom hates it despite this, and Sanderfans tear each other apart online until the fan base is a mess no one ever wants to enter again. I wish for all my boons from here on out to have banes that are completely unconnected to them - no relation whatsoever - and this wish, once granted, can’t be stripped from me.
+Ed Venture Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 Granted! Also, your next nightmare comes true in its entirety. I wish for a cabinet. I could use a magical cabinet that is resizable at will and objects within it shrink with it.
NameIess Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 13 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said: I wish for a cabinet. I could use a magical cabinet that is resizable at will and objects within it shrink with it. Granted. I agree that having a magical cabinet would be nice, but I digress. You wished for a cabinet, so here is a cabinet, completely normal in every way. Your bane is that your cabinet looks really ugly, and that while journeying to visit me (the Nightwatcher) you have missed the magical cabinet sale. I wish that I would be as good as thinking up creative Banes to go along with wishes as: (WoR spoilers) Spoiler Taravangian is at predicting the future on his smartest day.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 Granted, but that was your bane. You can not wish now. Also, you will now always be as smart as Taravangian is on his worst day. Have fun drooling on yourself. I wish for a phone. I dont have one, sadly.
NameIess Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for a phone. I dont have one, sadly. AuihaiehlfuielHIUEHefkhjkLUIFHiulIIUELHFFEhjkdbnfdkslaiu13 #*(^$&(#$^*&^jlkhbjsHHFHSEUHSKLJDHFCCNXVNBF Spoiler I unfortunately have lost the ability to speak or type English, and also don't know what a phone is. you get light, as the closest word I still know to phone is "Photos" light. the light is very bright, and it follows you everywhere. ខ្ញុំចង់បានសាច់មាន់មួយ Edited January 28, 2020 by Llstml
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 Ah, yes. An amazing wish. Your wish has, in fact, been granted. Your bane, however........ You will forever lose the ability to use your hands. I wish for the next season of my show to come out NOW so I can watch it. I do not want to wait a year!
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for the next season of my show to come out NOW so I can watch it. I do not want to wait a year! Granted, but now every time you bite into a chocolate chip cookie it immediately turns into a raisin cookie. I wish for a goat.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 5 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: Granted, but now every time you bite into a chocolate chip cookie it immediately turns into a raisin cookie. I wish for a goat. Well, good thing I do not like chocolate cookies.
NameIess Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 13 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Ah, yes. An amazing wish. Your wish has, in fact, been granted. praeclarus! Van egy csirkem.
The New Rashek Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 7 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: Granted, but now every time you bite into a chocolate chip cookie it immediately turns into a raisin cookie. I wish for a goat. Granted, you are now a goat. Your bane is that you always are like you are storing steel feruchemy I want to be an allomantic pulser (uses cadmium)
NameIess Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, The New Rashek said: I want to be an allomantic pulser (uses cadmium) Granted, but you gain a severe allergy to Cadmium, even looking at it causes you to go into cardiac arrest. I wish that I could this post would be translated into english. Edit - עס געארבעט! Edit2 - Edited January 28, 2020 by Llstml
Mushroom Catalog he/him Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Llstml said: Granted, but you gain a severe allergy to Cadmium, even looking at it causes you to go into cardiac arrest. I wish that I could this post would be translated into english. Edit - עס געארבעט! Granted, it gets translated. However, as your bane, it's meaning never gets shared with the world. I wish to be able to choose when I sleep and how long I sleep when I choose to do so, both of which powers work.
+Ed Venture Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 Granted, however you now must sleep for eleven hours a day to survive. I wish for a cybernetic eye, with Bluetooth.
Honorless he/him Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 18 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said: I wish for a cybernetic eye, with Bluetooth. Granted, here you go, a cybernetic eye with bluetooth. Oh! What's that? You wanted it planted, did you? Well, here you go, some surgical tools. Good luck! Your bane is that you are now blind. I wish for a magic notebook (Scribblenauts), that allows me to create whatever I draw or describe on it
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted, here you go, a cybernetic eye with bluetooth. Oh! What's that? You wanted it planted, did you? Well, here you go, some surgical tools. Good luck! Your bane is that you are now blind. I wish for a magic notebook (Scribblenauts), that allows me to create whatever I draw or describe on it Granted. Creation is a dangerous power, however, and not one that is without limits. While you can create anything you draw, you must collect the raw materials needed to make that item first. I wish for infinite time. Edited January 30, 2020 by xinoehp512
NameIess Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: I wish for infinite time. Granted. have fun being frozen in time forever. Your bane is that you have a really bad haircut, and everyone who comes to the Nightwatcher will see you frozen in time and laugh at your bad haircut. I wish that this post and all other posts and edits that I make would be in English.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 Granted. However, you no longer have the power to comprehend English. Your posts will be made by an insidious parasite that has taken over your brain. I wish for rof hsiw I.
NameIess Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: Granted. However, you no longer have the power to comprehend English. Your posts will be made by an insidious parasite that has taken over your brain. I would like to return this curse, I already couldn't understand English, that is why my posts needed translating.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 Your curse is the parasite, then. It controls your every action like a zombie bee fungus for humans.
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted January 31, 2020 Posted January 31, 2020 20 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: I wish for rof hsiw I. Granted, but it tries to eat you. I wish for all humanity to die, expect for me and the people on the shard.
AonEne he/him Posted January 31, 2020 Posted January 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said: I wish for all humanity to die, expect for me and the people on the shard. Granted, but now all the Sharders who can are hunting you down for killing their families and friends. I wish for a giant ball of fluff.
NameIess Posted January 31, 2020 Posted January 31, 2020 35 minutes ago, AonEne said: I wish for a giant ball of fluff. Granted, you are mauled by a bear. I wish for a lightsaber. 1
Honorless he/him Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 On 2/1/2020 at 1:51 AM, Llstml said: Granted, you are mauled by a bear. I wish for a lightsaber. Granted! The Nightwatcher lunges forward and stabs you with a lightsaber. You're very confused to still be alive. The Nightwatcher starts laughing uproariously upon seeing your expression. She puts the tip of her finger on top of the lightsaber and pushes it back in. It was a fake, a gag gift lightsaber. She flips you another one, you intended to catch it by the... but by the time you had caught it, that thought was left broken & unfinished. She had tossed you a real one. That you were about catch by the "pointy end". You gave the Nightwatcher the stink eye but she just smirked and pointed you towards a conjured doorway. You stepped through it back to... that wasn't Earth. Then you were wiped off existence. That was Alderaan. I wish for the ability to manipulate bone. Not mine but other people's 2
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