Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Granted! But it is deathly poisonous.

I wish I had someone, anyone, in this CRUEL MISERABLE WORLD to just... TALK to.....! *sobbing*

[Honorless he/him]

12 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

I wish I had someone, anyone, in this CRUEL MISERABLE WORLD to just... TALK to.....! *sobbing*

The Nightwatcher blushes. Then adopts a more determined expression, "I know that feeling.... and...... well, you can talk to me... go out with me!"

Good going, Knight in shining armour!

 

I wish for the ability to modify my own body safely

[NameIess]

5 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for the ability to modify my own body safely

Granted, you may grow extra eyes, but you cannot remove them.

 

I wish to bond spren of all ten orders of KR.

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, Llstml said:

I wish to bond spren of all ten orders of KR.

Granted, but you break every oath. 

I wish to witness this date! 

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, you get to watch a date as it shrivels up, rots, and molds. Your bane is that you fear the sky.

I wish for you to have [insert December holiday here] joy!  

[NameIess]

17 hours ago, Ookla the Journey said:

I wish for you to have [insert December holiday here] joy!  

Granted, everyone has a merry Winter holiday. Your curse is that you are thrown in jail and put on death row for your winter holiday.

 

I wish for a teleporter that is completely safe.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted, but the destination is random.

I wish for lopens arm

[Honorless he/him]

18 hours ago, ElephantEarwax said:

I wish for lopens arm

 

[Aon Tia she/her]

On 11/30/2019 at 11:19 PM, ElephantEarwax said:

I wish for lopens arm

Granted but the arm does not obey you. You have forever developed a case of Alien hand syndrome. Being true to Lopen, it makes rude gestures at random strangers and authority figures all the time and gets you in big trouble all day long.

I wish for SA 4 rough draft to reach 100% tonight.

Edited December 2, 2019 by The traveller

[NameIess]

5 hours ago, The traveller said:

I wish for SA 4 rough draft to reach 100% tonight.

The Nightwatcher looks taken aback, then says: Are you sure you want this? I mean, I have nothing against it personally, but... okay, uh fine. Could you please not wish for this? I want to live for as long as possible, you know, and, not to give spoilers or anything, but I... might not live through this next book. If you truly wish it though, I will grant it to you, with the bane that you will hate it, but everyone else will love it.

 

I wish that Moash would have a compelling redemption story, and that it would cause everyone to love him.

Edited December 2, 2019 by Llstml

[Honorless he/him]

5 minutes ago, Llstml said:

I wish that Moash would have a compelling redemption story, and that it would cause everyone to love him.

Granted!

All you have to do is a little embarrassing dance!

 

I wish to meet fictional characters of my choice

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted! They see you as a hideous monster and proceed to kill you - or at least try. 

I wish that I had the technology to allow someone else to experience (at least see, hear, and feel) my dreams, and also that there is someone else to share and discuss them with.

Edited December 2, 2019 by Brightness Warrior

[NameIess]

48 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said:

I wish that I had the technology to allow someone else to experience (at least see, hear, and feel) my dreams, and also that there is someone else to share and discuss them with.

Granted, but all of your dreams from now on involve you murdering the person who you share your dreams with, and you are declared insane.

 

I wish to have a permanent Atium effect, as if I was burning Atium, without needing Atium, with no side effects that I would dislike or hate in any way except for the intended permanent Atium effect.

[Aon Tia she/her]

8 hours ago, Llstml said:

If you truly wish it though, I will grant it to you, with the bane that you will hate it, but everyone else will love it.

No you did not!! So cruel..!! 
 

2 hours ago, Llstml said:

I wish to have a permanent Atium effect, as if I was burning Atium, without needing Atium, with no side effects that I would dislike or hate in any way except for the intended permanent Atium effect.

Granted you are an atium savant now And the best part is that you do not even need to burn any atium and you love it. However, since you always see multiple future projections of everyone around you, you have to choose each and every action very carefully. Since you stand around when facing someone, squinting and frowning, thinking what you would not explain, acting as if shaking your right or left hand with them is going to bring the doom of the world upon you,  People around you have begun to consider you have gone crazy and are planning to take you to Ardentia for treatment! 
 

I wish for a visit to the spiritual realm but my mind does not explode or implode but it gains the capability to absorb what I learn in the spiritual realm. 

[Honorless he/him]

2 hours ago, The traveller said:

I wish for a visit to the spiritual realm but my mind does not explode or implode but it gains the capability to absorb what I learn in the spiritual realm. 

Granted! You no longer have a Physical form and thus incapable of experiencing physical joys or in fact, communicating your knowledge that you gained in the Spiritual Realm or communicating in any manner

I wish to have a portable extra-dimensional storage space (without any nasty surprises hidden inside)

[NameIess]

7 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish to have a portable extra-dimensional storage space (without any nasty surprises hidden inside)

Granted, it comes in the form of a giant unkillable monster with a bottomless stomach. The monster ravages the entire world, after eating you first.

 

I wish for the ability to escape any trap or prison.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 hour ago, Llstml said:

I wish for the ability to escape any trap or prison.

Granted. But you will never be trapped or imprisoned again anyway, even if you try, so you can never ever use your newfound skill.

I wish upon a star.

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

Granted. But you will never be trapped or imprisoned again anyway, even if you try, so you can never ever use your newfound skill. 

Where’s the bane? 

[Honorless he/him]

2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

I wish upon a star.

You are teleported to that star, bye-bye!

I wish for the ability to know the perfect steps to execute in order to achieve any goal that I dictate

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, however you now have the unresistable desire to make all things impossible.

I wish for magic building, like in the game Fortnight.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Granted, you can magically build little structures (like in the game I assume you mean, Fortnite) and the materials are all cheese though. Your bane is you can only use the power when you're hungry.

Edited December 3, 2019 by Knight of Iron

[Aon Tia she/her]

You have to ask for a wish too @Knight of Iron

[AonEne he/him]

10 minutes ago, The traveller said:

You have to ask for a wish too @Knight of Iron

I wish for a puppy. 

Don’t screw over my puppy. 

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

I wish for a puppy. 

Don’t screw over my puppy. 

I’m backing Ene up on this, you guys better not screw over the puppy.

[+Ark1002]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said:

I wish for a puppy. 

Don’t screw over my puppy. 

Granted. It's a puppy with terrible cancer, and it dies within a week of you getting it.

Oh yeah and your bane is that you can never take a bath or a shower again.

 

I wish Ene wasn't going to kill me for this