Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 “Granted,” says the Nightwatcher, pulling out numerous very large metal spikes. “However, you’re boom is something else entirely. As you may have noticed, there seems to be some trouble brewing between the shards right now. A contest of champions, or so it seems, may take place soon. And I need a champion...” The Nightwatcher begins to laugh maniacally as roots begin to take hold of your legs and arms, dragging you away to some unseen grove of trees, where you will be waiting, forever, until your battle. I wish for Minecraft on my laptop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 Granted, but the password of your laptop is changed so it will take the rest of your life type In. I wish for all of the shards that Odium killed time be reformed and given to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 31 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: “Granted,” says the Nightwatcher, pulling out numerous very large metal spikes. “However, you’re boom is something else entirely. As you may have noticed, there seems to be some trouble brewing between the shards right now. A contest of champions, or so it seems, may take place soon. And I need a champion...” The Nightwatcher begins to laugh maniacally as roots begin to take hold of your legs and arms, dragging you away to some unseen grove of trees, where you will be waiting, forever, until your battle. I can imagine how that battle is going to go... I feel sorry for Odium's champion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish for all of the shards that Odium killed time be reformed and given to me. Done, but in doing so the Intents of the Shards clash so violently you lose control of yourself and become the Shard of Insanity. I wish for Stormlight Archive 4 to be a well-written novel and I will still be alive and able to read and able to obtain an English copy of the book and read it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said: Done, but in doing so the Intents of the Shards clash so violently you lose control of yourself and become the Shard of Insanity. I’m okay with that. 15 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish for Stormlight Archive 4 to be a well-written novel and I will still be alive and able to read and able to obtain an English copy of the book and read it. No boom is required for the first part, and the second is done. You will drop dead upon finishing the book. I wish for Odium to be my best friend, as he is now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish for Odium to be my best friend, as he is now. Granted, Odium is your best friend.... for 0.015 seconds, as that is how long I can manipulate his mind without being splintered. He will probably punish you with a few millennia of torture, followed by a painful death as he rips your soul apart. Edited November 20, 2019 by Llstml 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 You gonna wish for something...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Sorry, I wish for infinite stormlight, which grants me healing and all of it's passive effects, without glowing or any negative effects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Llstml said: Sorry, I wish for infinite stormlight, which grants me healing and all of it's passive effects, without glowing or any negative effects. Granted, but you are now allergic to Stormlight, and it gives you a very bad sneeze. I wish for infinite money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 (edited) Granted, you ruin the economy and send the world into another Great Depression. You’re bane is that you have a sudden dislike for anything expensive. I wish for less homework. And more speeches by Earl Nightengale. Edited November 21, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for less homework. And more speeches by Earl Nightengale. Granted, you now only need to do homework when Earl Nightengale gives a speech, which they now do once an hour. I wish Hellbent had never been made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 (edited) 18 hours ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish Hellbent had never been made. Granted, welcome to Roshar, were Hellbent has never been made. Your curse is that you will soon be introduced to braizebent, and it's ten times worse. I wish that I knew what people were talking about when they make wishes. Edited November 21, 2019 by Llstml 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Wish for something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: Wish for something. I edited it like five seconds later, how did you see it that quickly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 23 minutes ago, Llstml said: I wish that I knew what people were talking about when they make wishes. Err... granted You can now hear all the wishes ever made to The Nightwatcher I wish for the power to create a Virtual Reality Mass Multi-player Online game! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Honorless said: I wish for the power to create a Virtual Reality Mass Multi-player Online game! Granted, though the rest of the world is given an overpowering aversion to virtual reality mass multi-player online game, and you and your technology are exiled because of it. I wish for three more wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish for three more wishes. Granted, you may wish for three more things, and only three more things for the rest of your life.Those things are love, happiness, and friends. You will never get any of those things, no matter how hard you try, or what you do. for your curse, as you are relatively new, I think I will go easy on you: you will have a minor headache for the rest of your life. I wish for the Masque of the shadowlord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Llstml said: I edited it like five seconds later, how did you see it that quickly? Because I was online when you sent it. 25 minutes ago, Llstml said: I wish for the Masque of the shadowlord. Granted, but for your bane you can no longer wear masks. I wish to be able to make people drop dead at will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish to be able to make people drop dead at will Granted, but they just stand up again immediately after, alive and angry. I wish to become an aspect of Stephen Leeds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish to become an aspect of Stephen Leeds. Blast, my boon didn't kick into effect yet. Is that the guy from legion? You become an aspect of him that he uses exclusively to clean up vomit. I wish to be an epic with the power to manipulate time and energy. Edited November 22, 2019 by Llstml 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Llstml said: I wish to be an epic with the power to manipulate time and energy. Granted. Your bane is that you are terrified of time and energy. I wish for upvotes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: Granted. Your bane is that you are terrified of time and energy. I wish for upvotes. Granted, but you must also upvote me! I wish for the ability to manipulate the weather 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Honorless said: I wish for the ability to manipulate the weather Granted, but you must upvote me but you suddenly gain a fear off all weather except hurricanes. I wish for my phone to never die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: I wish for my phone to never die. Granted, your phone is now alive ( ◕‿◕✿) I wish for a mini universe that acts like one of Hayao Miyazaki's movies Edited November 22, 2019 by Honorless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Honorless said: I wish for a mini universe that acts like one of Hayao Miyazaki's movies Granted, but it is filled with cannibalistic steel inquisitors that are utterly invincible with complete control over the mini universe. I wish for infinite power over reality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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