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3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

*disagrees, and is a teenager* 

*joins in with the disagreement*

Posted (edited)
59 minutes ago, AonEne said:

*disagrees, and is a teenager* 

Whatttttttttt ?????

Teenager civil war :P

:V   :V   :V

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39 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Amen to that!

I wish that the Nightwatcher would give herself a curse.

Granted

You are the Nightwatcher

Give thyself a curse, @Truthless of Shinovar 

 

I wish for a piece of paper: only the one, non-exploding, non-poisoned, unscribbled, not cursed piece of paper

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Posted

Granted.

Your curse is that you will lose the ability to walk. Your legs still work, you simply cannot use them to walk.

 

I wish for a cube of preservation's god metal that is solid, and is 3 feet by 3 feet in size.

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@Llstml, the point of the game is to twist the wish made by the previous player, not follow actual Nightwatcher unrelated-boon-and-curse dynamic. Unless the boon somehow enables the unrelated curse thing.

Also please quote or tag.

 

Granted, you have it. It appears above you, falling straight on top of you, completely flattening you.

Ah, a classic bane.

 

I wish for a pet Tyrannosaur

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Posted

@Honorless you wished for the paper to not be cursed, and seemed to be attempting to waste my (the nightwatchers) time. So I cursed you in order to impress upon you the weight of a boon from the Nightwatcher. as for your wish, granted. surprisingly, you pet T Rex will not eat you, only everyone you love and care about. It is also immortal and follows you everywhere.

 

I wish that I knew all languages and was not overwhelmed by that information.

Posted
40 minutes ago, Honorless said:

@Llstml, the point of the game is to twist the wish made by the previous player, not follow actual Nightwatcher unrelated-boon-and-curse dynamic. Unless the boon somehow enables the unrelated curse thing.

Actually, people do that all the time - randomness can be fun too :P it generally is more fun to twist words, though. 

Posted

Granted, you learn all languages. However, that learning comes in the form of being tied to a chair being forced to watch powerpoint presentation for the rest of your life.

I wish that I was physically, mentally, and emotionally capable of solving all problems.

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@Llstml, sorry

I should make it a point to remember not everyone reads as much fiction as I do. I didn't mean I want the paper as boon without a Nightwatcher curse.

I meant that the paper itself isn't cursed: like it isn't rigged to explode, or turn me into a piece of paper if I touch it or have a drawing of some hellish creature that comes alive and eats me.

And trying to dodge the Nightwatcher's curse is also a part of the game :P

I just wanted an Über creative bane, I guess.

 

@Mushroom Catalog, your wish is granted. There are Hemalurgic metals & bindpoints for that.

I wish for a day, that I can put between any two other days

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6 hours ago, Honorless said:

 

@Mushroom Catalog, your wish is granted. There are Hemalurgic metals & bindpoints for that.

I wish for a day, that I can put between any two other days

Granted. 

You can have an extra day , an extra 24 hours ,which u can insert between any two days. Say you put it between 25 and 26th December. No one will realize it but there will one extra day. But they won't be aware or remember it. 

You will always have a bad hair day however. 

My wish is for true love :wub:

Posted
32 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Granted. 

You can have an extra day , an extra 24 hours ,which u can insert between any two days. Say you put it between 25 and 26th December. No one will realize it but there will one extra day. But they won't be aware or remember it. 

You will always have a bad hair day however. 

My wish is for true love :wub:

Granted. You will have her for a day. Then she'll die.

 

I wish for a nice bubble bath

Posted

Granted, you’re curse is                                     
*Unfortunatly, your sound-blocking headphones keeps you from hearing the rest.

I wish I didn’t simultaneously feel like puking and fainting.

Posted

Granted.

You will not feel like puking or fainting simultaneously.

You will feel like callously killing ppl for fun instead. And you aren't immune to the law so ....yeah you will be a wanted series killer unless you manage to restrain yourself.

My wish is to kill Rayse and splinter Odium

Posted
1 hour ago, PrinceGenocide said:

My wish is to kill Rayse and splinter Odium

Granted Odium lays shattered and then cultivation picked him up, she becomes Destruction and kills everyone and destroys the whole planet. Congratulations..  

I wish for SA4 to have an actual visit to Aimia

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25 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted Odium lays shattered and then cultivation picked him up, she becomes Destruction and kills everyone and destroys the whole planet. Congratulations..  

I wish for SA4 to have an actual visit to Aimia

Granted. 

Kaladin , shallan , Dalinar , everyone you love will visit aimia but get murdered anticlimactically by the sleepless.

I wish for Tlr to be Returned from the beyond with all his Fullborn powers and become the ruler of the New Final Empire spanning all the shard worlds. 

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Granted, but this is the non-canon version of the cosmere where Earth is still part of it. TLR takes over Earth, and now all of our lives suck. 
I wish that I would stop procrastinating. 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

I wish that I would stop procrastinating. 

Granted you now have a hemalurgic spike granting you electrum feruchemy. Everytime you tap into it, you are determined to not procrastinate and work in an almost manic state!! But the time you spend storing in it, you are even worse at procrastinating..

I wish for Gold compounding

Posted
16 minutes ago, The traveller said:

Granted you now have a hemalurgic spike granting you electrum feruchemy. Everytime you tap into it, you are determined to not procrastinate and work in an almost manic state!! But the time you spend storing in it, you are even worse at procrastinating..

I wish for Gold compounding

Ok but you will be made a slave for Nazis for thier depraved bloody experiments.

I wish I were a good Epic ruling over the long lived and stable prosperous republic of Saptarathnashraya in former India.

Posted
37 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Ok but you will be made a slave for Nazis for thier depraved bloody experiments.

I wish I were a good Epic ruling over the long lived and stable prosperous republic of Saptarathnashraya in former India.

Granted but your republic is empty, just you alone in there. But it is very prosperous nevertheless.

 

I wish to be Mistborn.

Posted
18 minutes ago, Yvainnie said:

Granted but your republic is empty, just you alone in there. But it is very prosperous nevertheless.

 

I wish to be Mistborn.

Granted.

 

But you live on a planet devoid of all the allomantic metals except aluminum , chromium , copper and gold . Silver is also absent. 

I wish for the extinction of humanity. 

 

Posted
1 minute ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Granted.

 

But you live on a planet devoid of all the allomantic metals except aluminum , chromium , copper and gold . Silver is also absent. 

I wish for the extinction of humanity. 

 

granted but you go first and rest of humanity has million years before they go extinct.

I wish for all Shards to be reunited.

 

 

Posted
Just now, Yvainnie said:

granted but you go first and rest of humanity has million years before they go extinct.

I wish for all Shards to be reunited.

 

 

Granted. 

But the new Adonalsium decides humans , dragons , etc are all existential threats and wipes out all life . Looks like I got my wish after all.:P

 

I wish for forgiveness

Posted
9 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Granted. 

But the new Adonalsium decides humans , dragons , etc are all existential threats and wipes out all life . Looks like I got my wish after all.:P

 

I wish for forgiveness

Granted but nevertheless, you suffer a fate far worse than death.

I wish for forgiveness too.

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