Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[+Doomstick he/him]

granted, you can only type in your least favorite font

I wish for sleep

[Honorless he/him]

8 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

granted, you can only type in your least favorite font

I wish for sleep

Oof. That wish was already granted 5 mins ago.

 

Granted, go sleep. No Shard for you! Hush! No, put down your phone!

*a few mins later*

The Last Post: Z Z Z

 

My wish still stands

[Aon Tia she/her]

1 hour ago, Honorless said:

 

I wish for power over ice and snow

Granted you have become the other and Jon snow killed you with dragonglass dagger

i wish for a big black dragon as my pet who follows my every order including dracarys anyone whenever I want, except me of course 

[Honorless he/him]

6 hours ago, The traveller said:

Granted you have become the other and Jon snow killed you with dragonglass dagger

i wish for a big black dragon as my pet who follows my every order including dracarys anyone whenever I want, except me of course 

The 7000th post on this thread, ladies and gentlemen!

Big black dragon, you say? Granted. You are Morgoth, and Ancalagon the Black is your steed, even the Dark Lord Sauron is but a servant to you, @The traveller.

But even Morgoth met his end and was banished from Arda. You, being Morgoth, are bound to the same fate.

(hope you love J.R.R. Tolkien!)

 

I wish to never get sick

Edited October 26, 2019 by Honorless

[Aon Tia she/her]

Granted but u live on Ashyn so you wanted to get sick and gain magic at least once in your life.. but u never do, u living a normal mundane life when u die during the breaking of Ashyn 2years later..

I wish for power to manipulate fire and immunity from it.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Granted, but whenever you use your powers you have an itch that moves to a different part of your body whenever you scratch it.

I wish for a lifetime supply of cheese. 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, but you’re always cutting it.

I wish for a good haircut.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, however both of your hands are now numb forever.

I wish for repentance.

[Honorless he/him]

On 10/28/2019 at 8:58 AM, Butt Ad Venture said:

Granted, however both of your hands are now numb forever.

I wish for repentance.

Granted, you are incapable of refusing to go completely out of your way to help people, even the ones who're complete jerks, especially the ones who're complete jerks, even at severe cost or danger to yourself, in fact again especially at severe cost or danger to yourself

Enjoy repenting!

Also you can hear Septa Unella walking behind you, everywhere you go

 

I wish for a steamy romance novel

Edited December 16, 2020 by Honorless
Mispelling

[Aon Tia she/her]

3 hours ago, Honorless said:

I wish for a steamy romance novel

Granted here is your novel you desired.. 

you took it thrilled about reading it but the moment you touched it, it fell in to a puddle near your foot, the water started boiling and steam and steam everywhere.. 

you look up baffled at the NW and she cackled up saying well, what? Is that not what you meant by steam!!?

the novel you try to salvage but there is nothing left of it. You go home and sleep reading a non fiction book instead..

I wish for a big gold mine..

[GoWibble he/him]

You have a large nose. 

 

I wish to have others be more gullible to curses

[NameIess]

Granted

your curse is that you will be forced to take upon yourself every curse that is given by the nightwatcher.

 

I wish to be a windrunner.

[Aon Tia she/her]

Granted you bond an honorspren but he has been corrupted by sja-anat... so now you don’t know what you are.. you bond with Renarin though in bridge 4.. you get access to adhesion but have not been able to access gravity so you are a wind runner who can not fly.... 

I wish to become Mistborn 

[+Ed Venture]

Granted! In fact, you're a fullborn!

However...you are constantly filling a nicrosil mind so that you have no other magical abilities. And you can never stop.

 

I wish for a bendalloy time bubble primer cube.

[GoWibble he/him]

Sure! In a nice package of water. *BOOF*

 

I wish for more wishes but only one curse. (should have done this earlier)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, you can only wish for more wishes.

I wish for a job.

[Honorless he/him]

5 minutes ago, GoWibble said:

Sure! In a nice package of water. *BOOF*

 

I wish for more wishes but only one curse. (should have done this earlier)

Granted, you get unlimited wishes. Your curse is that you can only fulfill other people's wishes.

I wish for candy

 

Hmm, ninja'ed

 

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Granted, you can only wish for more wishes.

I wish for a job.

@Truthless of Shinovar, granted. Your job is that of a medieval executioner.

Edited October 28, 2019 by Honorless

[GoWibble he/him]

Oh gosh. Every wish? 

Candy laced with Rubidium to go with your novel...

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, you disappear with a slight pop. 

"Where did he go?" Your friends ask.

The Nightwatcher sighs, "He divided by zero"

*Confusion*

“Boons are Investature. Investiture is energy. Energy cannot be created or destroyed. Matter can be converted into energy. Infinite wishes requires infinite investature, which requires infinite energy, which requires infinite mass. Since he lacked infinite mass, he no longer exists. I estimate he got seventy nine wishes out of it before he no longer existed.”

I wish for applesauce.

Huh....ninjad' 

Edited October 28, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture

[GoWibble he/him]

So i just don't wish anymore. See? I haven't wished since. 0/0 is ..... *GASP* 0

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, you get applesauce! It’s covered in sugar. 

I pass on wishing. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I wish for zero divided by zero.

[NameIess]

Granted, you now have 0/0 vision

 

I wish for the honorblade of Jezrien, that gives me the powers of a windrunner.

[GoWibble he/him]

Sure. curse and boon in one

[GoWibble he/him]

for above, not yours, LIstml