Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, but a exact clone of you is created with infinite power to counter every action you do.

I wish for a tour bus

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

granted. but it has no wheels, engine, windows, roof, or seats.

 

I wish to be a Fullborn

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you have no access to metals. 

 

 

I wish I could change my name back to BringerofShadows on the 17th Shard. 

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

you change it but are forever banned from the forums

I wish I was Adonalsium forever

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but the Cosmere never happens. 

 

 

I wish I was allowed back on the forums. 

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

you are allowed back on but everyone else leaves

 

i wish there were only boons and no curses and everything is perfect

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. There are no curses but there are banes. And yours is that you destroyed the perfectness. 

 

 

I wish I could listen to Billie Eilish. 

Edited June 26, 2019 by Inklingspren

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, she sings catchy pop music on an infinite loop in your head.

I wish for a infinity full portable battery

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, you don’t have a device to go with it. 

 

 

I wish for a portable JBL speaker.

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

you get one but the battery doesn't work

i wish i had more powers than hoid does

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. However, every power is avatar style bending of a different type of noodle.

[Archer he/him]

I wish that @Kidpen had asked for a boon.

(Pretty pleeeeease?) 

 

[Kidpen he/him]

2 hours ago, Archer said:

I wish that @Kidpen had asked for a boon.

(Pretty pleeeeease?) 

 

Granted. However, changing the past resulted in a chain of events that resulted in the destruction of the universe as we know it.

(side note, I never thought that I'd be the one on that side of that wish)

I wish @Archer hadn't wished that I had asked for a boon.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted. This however invalidates your wish seeing as there is no need to wish for something to go away if it isn’t there. So your wish has no effect.

I wish for an nicrosilmind

[+Ark1002]

Granted, but you can't tap it because you don't have the right identity.

I wish for a Dr pepper

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you drink 15 of them before you have to meet the President. 

 

 

I wish that I could meet John Oliver.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

1 hour ago, Inklingspren said:

I wish that I could meet John Oliver.

Granted!

https://porch.com/vero-beach-fl/plumbers/john-oliver/pp

As you finish saying your wish, a plumber named John Oliver from Vero Beach Florida appears 30 feet above your head, holding an oversized plumber's wrench. As he plummets on a collision course with you, he yells out "Itsa nice-a to meetchoo, Ima John Oliver" (just imagine the preceding was said with super Mario's voice). Unfortunately that's the last sensible sentence you ever hear, because shortly after John greets you your cranium meets his oversized plumber's wrench and breaks it's 30 foot fall.

I wish my puppy would poop outside.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted!

https://porch.com/vero-beach-fl/plumbers/john-oliver/pp

As you finish saying your wish, a plumber named John Oliver from Vero Beach Florida appears 30 feet above your head, holding an oversized plumber's wrench. As he plummets on a collision course with you, he yells out "Itsa nice-a to meetchoo, Ima John Oliver" (just imagine the preceding was said with super Mario's voice). Unfortunately that's the last sensible sentence you ever hear, because shortly after John greets you your cranium meets his oversized plumber's wrench and breaks it's 30 foot fall.

I wish my puppy would poop outside.

Nightwatcher can’t help you there, sorry

Edited June 30, 2019 by DoomStick

[+King of Herdaz he/him]

15 hours ago, DoomStick said:

Nightwatcher can’t help you there, sorry

Yeah, for that you should bring your dog with you...

 

granted, your dog poops outside but he does it right outside of your front door

I wish Full Feruchemists and Mistborn returned to the books

[+Doomstick he/him]

19 minutes ago, King of Herdaz said:

granted, your dog poops outside but he does it right outside of your front door

I wish Full Feruchemists and Mistborn returned to the books

Granted Sazed is Harmony and Kel is a cognitive shadow

 

i wish for a boon chosen by the nightwatcher

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. The Nightwatcher gives you a pie. A mud pie. 

 

I wish I was good at singing.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. You are the best singer in the world. But the only person who can hear you died 437 years ago.

I wish for my dream last night to come true.

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, but so do all your dreams. And from now on you have nothing but nightmares.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

On 6/30/2019 at 7:46 AM, Inklingspren said:

Granted, but you drink 15 of them before you have to meet the President. 

Forrest Gump. Just watched that movie last night before fireworks.  

 

On 7/3/2019 at 9:04 AM, ThaylenEyebrows said:

I wish for my dream last night to come true.

Granted, but when the dream ends, you find yourself as the I like Trains kid in ASDF.

I wished I was Petty Officer Sierra John - 117.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

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I recently watched it too. 

Granted. But you just sit and watch idiot politicians ramble on about George Washington and Airplane Baggage. 

 

I wish I was good at dancing.