Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but you must read Twilight once a week. (If you can't tell, this Nightwatcher hates Twilight...)

I wish for better friends.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but all these new friends have a bad taste in music.

 

 

I wish for wishes to actually come true.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but now you can only wish for horrible wishes.

I wish for knowledge, unparalled by anyone.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You know have an unparalleled knowledge of mushrooms. M-bot kinda gets upset.

 

 

 

I wish that I had infinity amount of iTunes credits.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but you can't use them.

I wish for lunch.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But it comes at 8:30, so it’s technically breakfast. 

 

 

I wish that I actually had a lunch.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. But it comes alive and eats you.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay in English right now.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Granted, you know have to write an essay in math, have fun with that

 

I wish I didn't have allergies

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You don’t have allergies. But you do end up having malaria.

 

 

 

I wish that everyone knew the truth about renewable energy and how Nuclear energy is better. 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, but it’s really expensive to manufacture.

I wish for Thor’s hammer.

[HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath]

Granted you can't lift it.

 

I wish for a good bane.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, your bane is that you have no bane, thus making it a good bane. Nothing happens, and life goes on as usual.

I wish for some more Avett Brothers sheet music

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, it's for the wrong instrument.

I wish for school to get out at 10:15. (It actually does today, but I can't think right now.)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, tomorrow, your school decides to make up for the lost time and make the school day way longer then normal. The adults and students start a riot, which makes the school burn down to the ground. You know longer get an education, now you can't get a job. You live in your mother's basement for the rest of your life.

I wish for more energy in the mornings.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You are now addicted to caffeine.

 

 

 

I wish that my sister wasn’t so picky with her food.

[overlord stick]

Granted, she starves to death. Now she is no longer picky.

I wish for baneless wishes.

[HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath]

Granted they're also boon-less

 

I wish for you to up-vote all my posts

[overlord stick]

Granted, but you realize upvotes don't matter.

I wish I could read any book instantly.

[HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath]

Granted you now think reading is stupid

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

You gonna wish?

I wish for a huge cake that never is completely eaten. It will never go bad, and I can eat it. 

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1 hour ago, HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath said:

Granted you now think reading is stupid

In my opinion, that is one of the worst banes ever.  I love reading!

 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

2 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

You gonna wish?

I wish for a huge cake that never is completely eaten. It will never go bad, and I can eat it. 

 

Granted, but it is a lie.

 

 

I wish that I didn’t have to go to mutual.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 5/9/2019 at 8:32 AM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, tomorrow, your school decides to make up for the lost time and make the school day way longer then normal. The adults and students start a riot, which makes the school burn down to the ground. You know longer get an education, now you can't get a job. You live in your mother's basement for the rest of your life.

I wish for more energy in the mornings.

But my mother has no basement. 

13 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but it is a lie.

 

 

I wish that I didn’t have to go to mutual.

Granted, you can't use a phone ever again. (I couldn't think of anything).

I wish for a thing.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But that thing is lead poisoning.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I was good at art.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. But no one pays any attention to it.

I wish I had 100% in my math class.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, you are always used for examples and working out problems for the rest of the class.

I wish for more things. (I like seeing what you come up with)