Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

6 hours ago, StormblessedSurvivor said:

Uhh Detritus isn't part of the Cosmere.

Granted, you can fly. But...you are also a fly. And have only a few days to live.

I wish school wasn't boring to me or anyone.

Granted. The whole world improves as students begin to become more invested in school activities. There are more smart people now, so more stuff gets invented, so the world is a better place.

Your bane is that there will always be a bothersome itch somewhere on your body. It will gradually become more and more insistent the longer you leave it alone, and it will hop to a new location on the body each time you scratch it.

I wish that I could get posts with more than three upvotes.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, you even win the day. But it turns out to be a dream.

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn’t have to wake up early tomorrow.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but while you're sleeping, Brandon Sanderson and everybody else you'd ever dream of meeting decide to stop by your house, but you're asleep, so you miss them all.

I WISH THAT MY COPY OF ARCANUM UNBOUNDED WOULD FINALLY ARRIVE I WANT TO REEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

[AonEne he/him]

On 5/2/2019 at 3:40 PM, Snipexe said:

You bane is that you are forced to join the DA (for real this time)

*joins Dumbledore's Army gleefully*

[HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath]

9 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but while you're sleeping, Brandon Sanderson and everybody else you'd ever dream of meeting decide to stop by your house, but you're asleep, so you miss them all.

I WISH THAT MY COPY OF ARCANUM UNBOUNDED WOULD FINALLY ARRIVE I WANT TO REEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

It arrives but "lyft"* turns on awesomeness and spills darkness's supper all over it before you even crack it open.

 

I wish you would up-vote me

 

 

*Intentional error

Edited May 5, 2019 by HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath

[ShardShaper he/him]

The nightwatcher refuses to grant the wish.

 

I wish for a soul 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but it's just a copy of the Emperor's Soul

I wish I had a indestructible, unblemishable, perfect copy of Arcanum Unbounded that arrived on my doorstep right now, signed by Brandon Sanderson

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but it is so perfect and amazing you can’t bear to even touch it. So it sits on your shelf. 

 

 

 

 

I wish that wishing was actually fun.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Nightwatcher stares at you blankly. “Are you insulting me, child?”

I wish that the end of high school wasn’t approaching so quickly.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but now you dread school and wish that was over with now. Instead, you've still got 10 months to go

I wish for the perfect bane

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bane appears next to you, sporting a shiny new mask. “You called for me?”

I wish I was in college(contradictory, I know, but so are my feelings).

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Yessssssssssss, I've got myself a Bane.

Granted, but you take all of your classes online, from home

I wish Bane would follow my every command

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But then Christian Bale kills him. 

 

 

I wish that people wouldn’t treat me like a child.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Granted. They now treat you like a newborn cow.

I wish I didn't need braces.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You know have to get your tonsils and wisdom teeth removed. 

 

 

I wish that I was attractive.

Edited May 6, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted. But only your arms and head. The rest of you is covered in painful, disgusting boils.

I wish for the bruises I got on Saturday would heal.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But 7 more pop up.

 

 

 

 

I wish my soccer team would win a game.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Granted, but every other sport that your school has fails terribly for 16 years and they blame you for it.

I wish for a wish.

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

Granted, you think of an amazing wish, but that wish is not granted, for you already asked this wish. That is also your bane.

 

I wish that I was a Surgebinder and could use water as Stormlight.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted. You become a hydrophobe.

I wish for a way to reprimand people who don't give me my boon-bonuses.

[HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Granted. You become a hydrophobe.

I wish for a way to reprimand people who don't give me my boon-bonuses.

The nightwatcher has no clue what a boon bonus, and gives you a my little pony audio book

 

I wish for infinite happiness

Edited May 6, 2019 by HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

Granted, you are now so happy that you literally explode, sending pieces of you all around the globe. These people that get hit with your exploded flesh are happy (after all, it is infinite happiness) but it's still pieces of flesh flying around the globe and hitting people.

I wish to be a Full Feruchemist with easily accessible Feruchemical metals.

[Jruesch2 he/him]

Granted, but you're alone on a random planet made completely out of feruchemical metals in our universe (so the magic wouldn't work anyway).

I wish I could quit my job.

[Kari he/him]

14 hours ago, Jruesch2 said:

Granted, but you're alone on a random planet made completely out of feruchemical metals in our universe (so the magic wouldn't work anyway).

I wish I could quit my job.

Granted, but you become unable to get another one.

 

 

I wish I could write better.

[Turtle373 he/him]

14 minutes ago, Hunt2man said:

Granted, but you become unable to get another one.

 

 

I wish I could write better.

Granted, but you forever have writers block

 

I wish I could read faster