Winds Alight Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Granted. They only cover Nickelback songs. I wish for more Cosmere merchandise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Granted, but its super expensive. I wish to understand Edgar Allan Poe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) 44 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but its super expensive. I wish to understand Edgar Allan Poe. Granted, you now sit in your home by yourself unable to be bothered to do anything in a meaningless universe. I wish for the blessing of unparalleled mathematical abilities. Edited February 19, 2019 by Karger update 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, but you become illiterate. I wish to die alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, but you are forever alone because you don't go into the Beyond like Kelsier. I wish for the powers of Harmony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, but someone gets Ruin’s powers. I wish for a snake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, but the snake keeps growing larger every day and you are forced to have hundreds of mice in your house to feed it. I wish for my crush to like me back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) Granted. They like you. They like you a lot. They stalk you and won't leave you alone. I wish that my science teacher would be replaced by Kelsier. Edited February 20, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted. He teaches you how to be a thief in dangerous missions with no reward. I wish I knew Kelsier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, you know him because you're a nobleman and he killed your brother. You're next sweetie... I wish Marsh was on the 17th Shard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted. He just doesn't seem to be active. @Marsh I wish to not recieve a Bane with this Boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, you cause your own unhappiness and have no one to blame but yourself. I wish to join Bridge Four and become a windrunner squire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted. However, you spend most of your time trying to catch up to your Radiant to get your powers, as without them you are just a lonely guy with a lot of glowing gemstones. I wish to be able to use the Surge of Illumination, powered by resources that I can easily obtain in my vicinity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, Stormgate said: I wish to be able to use the Surge of Illumination, powered by resources that I can easily obtain in my vicinity. Granted! Your newfound Surge is powered by something in your immediate vicinity! In fact, you'd be hard-pressed to find anything in closer proximity than this resource! Your blood. It's your blood. That's how you fuel your illusions. Macabre, I know, but this is a bane after all. Luckily you have a friend at the outpatient center of your local hospital that's great at drawing blood and asks no questions. You tend to avoid international travel, though, as it's a bit awkward explaining how you obtained all those bags of blood. Telling them that it's fine, don't worry, it's my own blood, doesn't seem to help travel security agents calm down. I wish for the ability to make the people around me sneeze whenever I sneeze. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, but they all sneeze on you. I wish for a sketch book that never runs out of blank pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted. The pages are black I wish for a tortise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, but it super fast, and your always unable to catch it. I wish for a Raven named Poe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but every time someone who owns a dog sneezes, the dog dies. I wish for more wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Granted. They’re wishes that we wish of you. I wish for a stark suit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Granted. You get a nice three piece suit. I wish for Depeche Mode to make more good music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but the music never stops playing. It just gets louder and louder until it drives you insane. I wish for an army of gerbils that do as I command. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turin Turambar Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 11 hours ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said: I wish for an army of gerbils that do as I command. Granted, but the gerbils keep on growing until you have an army of godzilla sized gerbil that crush everything due to sheer size. I wish for time for me to work on multiple projects at once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but you have to go to the bathroom every two minutes. I wish for a coat that always keeps me warm, no matter how cold it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Granted. You can't take it off and the weather is now always hot. I wish to have 666 upvotes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but you also get 666666 down votes. I wish for one dollar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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