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Granted, every time you make a depressing wish, you become EXTREMELY happy, even when people are being serious. They will think that you are not taking them seroully and quit your friendship. You die alone, (And you die laughing...like Fezzini in Princess Bride^_^)

I wish for a Reese's chocolate. 

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Granted, you're now the luckiest person in the world. So lucky in fact that everyone gets jealous and abandon you. You'll die in a mansion as emperor of several countries but completely alone.

I wish that cats didn't run away when I get close.

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44 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but its super expensive. 

 

 

 

I wish to understand Edgar Allan Poe.

Granted, you now sit in your home by yourself unable to be bothered to do anything in a meaningless universe.

I wish for the blessing of unparalleled mathematical abilities.

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Granted, but the snake keeps growing larger every day and you are forced to have hundreds of mice in your house to feed it.

 

I wish for my crush to like me back.

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