Teague Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Lunamor said: I wish for the ability to wake up early in the morning without being grumpy or tired. Granted! You wake up each morning feeling camaraderie for your fellows, compassion for your “lessers”, and generally feeling like the energizer bunny! Better get ready to start your day: Bridge Four was just called... ———————————————— I wish to finish the SA series quickly, and have a great understanding of the world so I can have a proper conversation with you folks about it 57 minutes ago, Dalakaar said: I wish for more hot chocolate to put in my coffee. Granted, ALL of the hot chocolate...you never taste coffee again, and when you look up to thank your server, you meet the mooning eyes of Bortus in the simulator. ———————————————- I wish to have vibrantly coloured skin with a new texture and pattern. Edited January 12, 2019 by Teague 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted, you become a chameleon-person. Your bane is that your mind is also changed to that of a chameleon. I wish to be able to read multiple books at once and still understand everything in them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Granted, but you get three times the amount of paper cuts. I wish for a rock from mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted, you get a rock from Mars, even better, you get all of Mars. Of course you need to take care of it so you are instantly teleported there. On the upside, you can breathe. I wish I didn't need to go to the bathroom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted. You never need to, for the rest of your life; this is because you don't consume anything, so it's a short life. I wish to be a good artist. I'm working on art right now, and it's painfully hard. JUST LET ME DRAW A GOOD PATTERN! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Granted, but now you must have experienced a traumatic childhood similar to Shallan’s. I wish for a snowflake that doesn’t melt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for a snowflake that doesn’t melt. Granted! You get a special snowflake in a safe space that doesn’t melt. (It’s not snow FYI) *** Hmm I would like one poster to give me my boon and a separate one to give me my bane. Edited January 13, 2019 by Dalakaar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dalakaar said: Hmm I would like one poster to give me my boon and a separate one to give me my bane. Granted! The next person to post will give your bane. The Nightwatcher mutters to Cultivation, maybe should of thought that one out more... Spoiler That was a crappy technicality boon, those kinda suck, so here's your real boon. You get a jet pack that you can control telepathically and it converts trace atmospheric hydrogen into usable fuel while you fly so it never runs out of fuel. Edited January 13, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atium Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 14 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: You get a jet pack that you can control telepathically and it converts trace atmospheric hydrogen into usable fuel while you fly so it never runs out of fuel. Granted but all hydrogen in the universe it destroyed. I wish for the ability to read the next three Cosmere books and understand how to use that ability. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) Granted, but it is a really bad story about where people able to smell really bad on command (the shard on the planet is called “Malodor”). I wish for some cheesecake. Edited January 14, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted. Your bane is that everything now tastes like cheesecake. So much so that you get sick of it. I wish to have fox tails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbringer Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted. You are now a fox. I wish to be the absolute master of the Nightwatcher and she does everything I want her to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Sunbringer said: Granted. You are now a fox. I wish to be the absolute master of the Nightwatcher and she does everything I want her to. Ooh sweet that’s almost as good. Granted. However, you are now Cultivation’s puppet and must do everything she wants you to do. I wish for omnipotence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbringer Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 granted. You are now the omnipotent god of a colony of ants. I wish for my cooking to have Lift's approval 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted, now all you can cook is pancakes. I wish for a cup of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winds Alight Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted. It's cold. I wish for pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted. Your bane is that the cheese seems to be extra moldy. You start seeing things that aren’t there and such. I wish for a printer that prints money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted, but the authorities find out about it and you are arrested before you can spend any of it. I wish for a new phone (mine is really old.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teague Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Lunamor said: I wish for a new phone (mine is really old.) Granted, you get the newest model of whichever company you please, but the only numbers it will dial or receive belong to telemarketers —————————————————— I wish to go diving down a huge waterfall into a cave in the rainforest. Nothing can go wrong here... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted, but there is no water in the cave that you dive into. I wish for birds to quit waiting until the very last second to hop in front of a driving car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted, but now they are always crossing 24/7 nonstop. I wish for entertainment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 50 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for birds to quit waiting until the very last second to hop in front of a driving car. Granted! They are now much more proactive about trying to kill humanity, they even made a movie about it: Doh, ninja'd by Bitbitio! 1 minute ago, BitBitio said: I wish for entertainment. Granted! You get a bag of popcorn and get to watch the documentary "The Birds", careful though, Birds love popcorn. I wish that everyone who has lost something important to them will find it. I just found my wallet after it was missing for about a week, so I want others to enjoy the same sense of relief as well. It's a mighty fine feeling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted, they will find their items. Then those items will spontaneously combust. I wish for a fire that you can hold without hurting yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashek of Bridge Four Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted, but it will give little heat and dim light. I wish to become Death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you can’t kill anyone. I wish for an unpoppable bubble. Edited January 14, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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