Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[+Ed Venture]

Granted, You may only use this newfound ability once. Your bane is that forever and always you have no more interest in anything Sanderson      (I am sorry)

 

I wish to have a good idea of what to write for my boon

[Tglassy]

Granted.  You get a great idea for a boon.  Unfortunately, that was your boon.  To have a great idea.  And you only get one boon.  

 

I wish to be able to create Bendalloy time bubbles infinitely, without the need for Bendalloy.  

[Ink he/him]

Granted, however, you age one hundred times as fast as normal inside the bubble.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

You didn't wish. 

 

I wish for the Bands.

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

Granted, however you don't know they're the Bands and throw out a priceless artifact.

 

I wish for the ability to use any form of investiture at any time and draw the investiture from the Sun.

[goody153]

Granted but the shard powering the sun you draw from is a combination of Odium and Ruin with a really malicious Vessel. 

I wish for much much smoother life.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. All peanut butter you eat is smooth instead of crunchy. As your bane, it all tastes like strawberry jelly instead.

I wish for a mildly frozen pb and j sandwich. 

[Shadeshadow227]

On 11/10/2018 at 9:39 AM, Kidpen said:

Granted. All peanut butter you eat is smooth instead of crunchy. As your bane, it all tastes like strawberry jelly instead.

I wish for a mildly frozen pb and j sandwich. 

Granted. All sandwiches you make from the point where you recieve the sandwich onwards...will be mildly frozen.

I wish for a phone that never loses reception and always maintains a full battery.

[Gavtyven he/him]

14 hours ago, Shadeshadow227 said:

I wish for a phone that never loses reception and always maintains a full battery,

Granted. It's a landline.

I wish for Stormlight 4.

[Rossamund]

Granted but it's not written by Brandon.

I wish for more wishes.

[Gavtyven he/him]

17 minutes ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said:

Granted but it's not written by Brandon.

 

Evil. Pure evil.

[Feruchemist he/him]

7 hours ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said:

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but the wishes all carry individual curses from the Nightwatcher.

I wish for an Investiture-powered quantum computer.

[goody153]

Granted, tho Ruin is around to do the stuff below

Quote

Questioner

Since a computer monitor, the monitor itself isn't metal, could Ruin read something on that and change that. Could you essentially have a conversation with Ruin by typing something on your monitor and having him change it and respond to that?

Brandon Sanderson

Yeah. I think that could work.

source

So good luuuck. 

I wish to solve my programming problems at work really fast.

Edited November 14, 2018 by goody153

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but you solve all other problems slooooooooooowly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to have infinite upvotes so I never have to wait.

Edited November 15, 2018 by BitBitio

[Aluminum Misting]

Granted, but your username becomes CherishedUnicorn19634

 

 

I wish

On 11/14/2018 at 9:09 PM, BitBitio said:

Granted, but you solve all other problems slooooooooooowly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to have infinite upvotes so I never have to wait.

Granted, but your username becomes CherishedUnicorn12345

 

 

I wish to have perfect hair!

[Gavtyven he/him]

6 hours ago, Aluminum Misting said:

I wish to have perfect hair!

Granted, but it's leghair.

 

I wish for Brandon doing a European tour.

[Veden Truthwatcher she/her]

On 11/19/2018 at 1:43 AM, Gavtyven said:

I wish for Brandon doing a European tour.

 

Granted, but he RAFOs literally every question asked of him.

I wish to be a full Feruchemist.

[TheEdgedancer]

Granted, but you become so via Hemalurgy.

[TheEdgedancer]

I wish to be a Fortune compounder.

[Lumgol she/her]

Granted, but any metalminds vanish when you come near them.

I wish for everything to be purple and to still be able to see.

[Rasarr she/her]

Granted, but now everything smells like grapes to you.

I wish to be able to go back in time.

[Kidpen he/him]

43 minutes ago, Lumgol said:

Granted, but any metalminds vanish when you come near them.

I wish for everything to be purple and to still be able to see.

......

LUM!?

Okay, now you've gotta be stalking me.

[Lumgol she/her]

This is not a discord server.

Edited November 25, 2018 by Lumgol

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, Lumgol said:

This is not a discord server.

You're not wrong.

[Lumgol she/her]

22 minutes ago, Rasarr said:

Granted, but now everything smells like grapes to you.

I wish to be able to go back in time.

Granted. Whenever you go back in time, you get a strange compulsion to murder your ancestors whenever you meet them.

I wish for copperminds and the power of Feruchemical copper.