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Posted
16 hours ago, Ishar said:

Granted, but your become unable to read.

 

I wish Brandon could write books 5 times faster than he currently can without losing any quality.

Granted. He can write faster, but the books aren't released faster than they normally would.

I wish we all knew what Voidbinding could do.

Posted

Granted. The bane is that in the real world, some terrorists also finds out how to use Voidbinding.

 

I wish to be able to break the second law of thermodynamics

Posted
4 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. The bane is that in the real world, some terrorists also finds out how to use Voidbinding.

 

I wish to be able to break the second law of thermodynamics

Granted. Ruin is now after your head for breaking one of the things that fall under his sphere of influence.

I wish for a Vin plushie, with glass knives included.

Posted

Page 200!!!

Granted. It's also posessed by a demon.

 

I wish to havr all 10 surges without Yelg-nar.

Posted
1 hour ago, Inklingspren said:

Page 200!!!

Granted. It's also posessed by a demon.

 

I wish to havr all 10 surges without Yelg-nar.

Granted. Each time you want to access one, you must swallow one of the ten gemstones that can hold Stormlight, one for each specific Surge, and there's initially no way to tell which type of gem gives which Surge, as the colors do not match up (Sapphire isn't Gravitation, etc.) to the orders/surges associated with them.

I wish for a copy of TLM.

Posted

Granted, but as an unforeseen result of doing this, the entire universe implodes.

 

I wish that we knew what Trell's overall plans are.

Posted

Granted, but every time you try to tell someone you get tongue tied and forget until you see a pug.

I wish that I made everyone I came into contact with happy. 

Posted

Granted, but you now have a force field around you so that you are unable to touch anything.

 

I wish for an infinite supply of ice cream of all flavors.

Posted
10 hours ago, Lumgol said:

Granted, but you now have a force field around you so that you are unable to touch anything.

 

I wish for an infinite supply of ice cream of all flavors.

granted, but you can never eat it

 

I wish to be able to take the shard of Cultivation 

Posted
On 12.10.2018 at 2:39 PM, QueenOfInk said:

granted, but you can never eat it

 

I wish to be able to take the shard of Cultivation 

Granted. But you will be splintered immediately.

I wish to see earth's cognitive realm

 

Posted

Granted. You have to die to do so. Unfortunately you don't have much investiture, so you end up moving on very quickly. 

I wish for some pazookies. 

Posted (edited)
On 05/11/2014 at 3:18 AM, Redbird said:

 

I wish for a stick

This stick will always be out of your reach.

 

I wish for dominance over all sentient life.

Edited by Pagliacci
forgot to add by own boon
Posted
On 10/14/2018 at 2:53 AM, Pagliacci said:

This stick will always be out of your reach.

 

I wish for dominance over all sentient life.

Granted. However, you must act like each species you are currently dominating

 

I wish to understand Hoid

Posted

Granted.  You are transported into the future to when all the Cosmere books have been released, and therefore have an opportunity to read them all and understand Hoid.

 

I wish to know this week's winning lottery numbers.

Posted
57 minutes ago, Kal-Eldin said:

Granted, but you can't use or share them. 

I wish to possess every boon given thus far.

Granted, but you must have a special curse for each boon, that multiplies in intensity every time another boon is added.

I wish to be transported to the Cosmere universe 

Posted
48 minutes ago, QueenOfInk said:

Granted, but you must have a special curse for each boon, that multiplies in intensity every time another boon is added.

I wish to be transported to the Cosmere universe 

Granted. You materialize inside of a wall on Scadrial.

I wish to be able to safely travel to each and every cosmerically-relevant world.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Shadeshadow227 said:

Granted. You materialize inside of a wall on Scadrial.

I wish to be able to safely travel to each and every cosmerically-relevant world.

Granted. However, Fortune dictates you will always arrive during a world wide catastrophe 

I wish to live in Era 2 Scadrial 

Posted
8 hours ago, QueenOfInk said:

Granted. However, Fortune dictates you will always arrive during a world wide catastrophe 

I wish to live in Era 2 Scadrial 

Welcome to Era 2 Scadrial! You are a homeless beggar until one of Trell's Faceless Immortals takes over your body.

I wish for Jasnah to do my homework for me.

Posted
12 hours ago, Lord High Executioner said:

Welcome to Era 2 Scadrial! You are a homeless beggar until one of Trell's Faceless Immortals takes over your body.

I wish for Jasnah to do my homework for me.

Granted. However, she writes the answers in the form of glyphs, which your teachers are unable to read.

I wish for Pewter allomancy and Gold feruchemy.

Posted
6 hours ago, Shadeshadow227 said:

I wish for Pewter allomancy and Gold feruchemy.

Granted. You are also transported to Scadrial during the time of the Lord Ruler, and hunted down by the Inquisitors to create Hemalurgic spikes.

I wish for a sandwich.

Posted
3 minutes ago, The Silverlight Scholar said:

Granted. You are also transported to Scadrial during the time of the Lord Ruler, and hunted down by the Inquisitors to create Hemalurgic spikes.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted. It's a kuckle sandwitch.

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of Macaroni and Cheese

Posted
5 minutes ago, The Silverlight Scholar said:

Did you mean knuckle sandwich? Or were you talking about the 1981 band?

Oh, good catch. Sandwich. Dunno why I put a T in there.

Posted
24 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. It's a kuckle sandwitch.

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of Macaroni and Cheese

Granted, but it's always covered in horseradish sauce. Start liking it.

I wish that I liked barbeque sauce. 

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