Apollyon he/him Posted August 11, 2018 Posted August 11, 2018 Granted, but now lunar eclipses (which are far more common) blind you if you even look in their general direction. I wish for something made out of wood that won't kill me in any way.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted August 11, 2018 Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Apollyon said: Granted, but now lunar eclipses (which are far more common)... Quote Me know. Granted, but turns out to be a pile of splinters. I wish to control my eye color.
Ink he/him Posted August 11, 2018 Posted August 11, 2018 27 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but turns out to be a pile of splinters. I wish to control my eye color. Granted, but you are blind now. I wish to have a pet dragon that is loyal to me.
Rebecca she/her Posted August 12, 2018 Posted August 12, 2018 Granted, but your awesome dragon is giant, and not potty trained. (S)He just goes when (s)he needs to, wherever (s)he happens to be at the moment. I wish for a purple panda.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted August 12, 2018 Posted August 12, 2018 Granted, but it has the same problem with Ink's dragon. I wish for the sun to explode.
goody153 Posted August 13, 2018 Posted August 13, 2018 Granted, we all got obliterated(also relevant username for the wish). I wish for the obliterated galaxy to be reformed again with life and stuff.
AonEne he/him Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 The Nightwatcher has been obliterated. Not that that stops her from granting wishes. She's been obliterated countless times now. Granted. However, the only thing anyone IRL can now call you is 'goody153'. I wish for chocolate ice cream.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Granted, but it tastes like vanilla. I wish to predict the future.
Juanaton he/him Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but it tastes like vanilla. I wish to predict the future. Granted, but while you can predict the future you are not granted the ability to know the future, so your predictions are really just guesses. I wish for the ability to know the curse associated with a potential wish and one additional wish.
recneps he/him Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Granted, but what you know is wrong. I wish for the Star Wars cantina music to be constantly audible to everyone on the Earth.
Ink he/him Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Uhh... okay. Granted. You now are deaf as well. I wish to be a Edgedancer.
Kidpen he/him Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Granted. However, you can only get stormlight from drinking apple juice, I wish for apple juice.
recneps he/him Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Granted, but it's all from horse apples(no, that does not mean apples that horses eat). I wish for there to be peas among all the nations of the world.
Undead Wookiee Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Granted, but corn is no longer available. I wish for the ability to never need sleep again. 1
recneps he/him Posted August 14, 2018 Posted August 14, 2018 Granted, but you still feel like you need it while being unable to do so, meaning that as time goes on you have a harder and harder time with thought, motivation, and life in general. I wish for 25 copies of every tabletop gaming miniature that has been commercially mass-produced.
Undead Wookiee Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 Granted but they are super fragile almost as if a gentle breeze will cause them to crumble to dust. I wish for acutely heightened senses.
goody153 Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 Granted, it's waay too heightened you can't even shut it out even in your sleep. Rapidly driving you insane I wish to be a steelrunner
Ink he/him Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Granted. However, your mind does not keep up with your body. I wish to be omnipotent.
NotAStick Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: I wish to be omnipotent. Granted, but only for 10 heartbeats. I'd like a sweater.
Casta she/her Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Granted, but it's ridiculous christmas sweater and you can't wear anything else now. I wish I could speak fluently in every existing language.
BitBitio he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Posted August 21, 2018 Granted, but you are now mute and deaf. I wish to bond an Honorspren and there are no drawbacks to it.
goody153 Posted August 22, 2018 Posted August 22, 2018 Granted, you bond the Honorspren and there are no issues about the bond. Except you bonded him/her in the middle of the everstorm with all the fused around. Good luck ! I wish for Autonomy to conquer cosmere
Ink he/him Posted August 22, 2018 Posted August 22, 2018 Granted, but in the process, all life is wiped out, including you. I wish to be able to instantly comprehend anything.
Lord Meeker he/him Posted August 23, 2018 Posted August 23, 2018 Granted but as comprehension comes you are unable to properly communicate such revelations to anyone else in addition your comprehensions are forgotten as soon as they come to mind. I wish to be able to convert air-when I want-directly into stormlight.
Ink he/him Posted August 23, 2018 Posted August 23, 2018 Granted. However, you cannot use the stormlight. I wish to be able to turn invisible when I want.
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