Apollyon he/him Posted June 11, 2018 Posted June 11, 2018 Granted, but turns out “every once in a while” is 367 years. You’ll never live long enough for them to take your place. I wish for three.
AonEne he/him Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Granted. Buuuuut your bane is ELEVEN. Sorry, dude. I wish nothing could hurt me physically. Emotionally is all right, though. You need that for a sane life, after all.
InvertShard he/him Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Granted, but a psychic kills you with a thought. I want to be a Fullborn. 1
Archer he/him Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Granted, but you are relocated to the stone age! Good luck finding any metal to use I wish for Reese's Pieces for all mankind!
AonEne he/him Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Granted, but now your dad HATES you. And the Nightwatcher is annoyed that you insinuated a simple genie could ever compare to such a mighty spren. I wish for a puppy. I think I did this before, but that was before the wipe. Now I want one again.
goody153 Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) Granted but that puppey is hemalurgically spiked with so many spikes like a dogquisitor. Uhm also Ruin is around so doggy is cray-cray and murdery I wish for extreme success with flirting/romance Edited June 12, 2018 by goody153
AonEne he/him Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Granted, but it's with the gender you're not attracted to. You try helplessly to get away from all these unwanted suitors. I wish for a normal puppy. Golden retriever, please, because those are the best (fight me) .
Apollyon he/him Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Granted, but you MUST name him/her Zwei, or else the Nightwatcher will destroy you. I wish for eleven to be taken away in exchange for a more reasonable eight.
AonEne he/him Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Okay, before I even saw this, I gave you an eight as one of your lucky numbers. So I guess the powers that be or Harmony or someone is messing with us. So...granted. Before I even knew I should grant it. That's pretty deevy. Hey, Zwei is a corgi if I can remember. Not a golden. But ya know what, it's okay. Still a great name, and it's not like I had any waiting *mourns Butterscotch, Amber, Pyrrha and several others as names* I wish for ANOTHER puppy, This Time female. And I get to pick the name.
Mistspren she/her Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, AonEne said: I wish for ANOTHER puppy, This Time female. And I get to pick the name. Granted, and the Nightwatcher gets your reference. Your bane is that you now have to speak in RWBY song name puns for your next 5 posts. The nightwatcher Smiles at this, knowing that This Will Be The Day you start down the Path to Isolation due to how annoying your puns are. This doesn’t matter to you as you are above the Cold hearts of your peers, and are The One to take your Wings and Shine like Gold, indeed, it will be your Triumph, This Time. All That Matters is that that you will pun Like Morning Follows Night, a Dream Come True for you that will make your enemies Die by Dividing their sanity. Spoiler No regrets... Edited June 12, 2018 by Mistspren Thought of more 5
AonEne he/him Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Just now, Mistspren said: Your bane is that you now have to speak in RWBY song name puns for your next 5 posts. The nightwatcher Smiles at this, knowing that This Will Be The Day you start down the Path to Isolation due to how annoying your puns are. This doesn’t matter to you as you are above the Cold hearts of your peers, and are The One to take your Wings and Shine like Gold, indeed, it will be your Triumph, This Time. I'm not even mad. This is literally one of the best posts I've seen on this site. I'm the One who gets to do the best bane. 1
Apollyon he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 2 hours ago, AonEne said: Okay, before I even saw this, I gave you an eight as one of your lucky numbers. So I guess the powers that be or Harmony or someone is messing with us. So...granted. Before I even knew I should grant it. That's pretty deevy. Hey, Zwei is a corgi if I can remember. Not a golden. But ya know what, it's okay. Still a great name, and it's not like I had any waiting *mourns Butterscotch, Amber, Pyrrha and several others as names* I wish for ANOTHER puppy, This Time female. And I get to pick the name. Wait... when was eight my lucky number? That is pretty spooky...
AonEne he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) Fortune cookie thread. Edit: Forgot this one too! Good thing I don't drink Caffeine, or I'd be missing even more. Edited June 18, 2018 by AonEne
Kidpen he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, AonEne said: Fortune cookie thread. How wonderful it is that this is just a normal offhand comment on the Shard. I wish @Mistspren had given a wish.
AonEne he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) On 6/12/2018 at 7:57 PM, Kidpen said: How wonderful it is that this is just a normal offhand comment on the Shard. I wish @Mistspren had given a wish. I know, this place is great my Dream Come True. I mean, I can say "Does anyone want to help me calculate the terms and powers of Fartomancy?" and be totally serious. Edit: Sparks, I forgot a RWBY pun on this one! Er, *see above* Edited June 18, 2018 by AonEne
Mistspren she/her Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, Kidpen said: How wonderful it is that this is just a normal offhand comment on the Shard. I wish @Mistspren had given a wish. Sorry about that, that’s my fault. I wish I had wished a wish. Therefore, granted. Your bane is that I didn’t wish for anything other than wishing a wish, and since I had to wish to wish the previous wish, that is this post’s wish as well. TL;DR I fixed it by breaking it.
InvertShard he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 Granted, but you can only get the worst jobs available for the rest of your life. I want a pet squirrel and for my bane not to be about my squirrel.
InvertShard he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 Granted, but you can only get the worst jobs available for the rest of your life. I want a pet squirrel and for my bane not to be about my squirrel.
InvertShard he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 oops my browser froze for a moment so I didn't see that it had already posted...
AonEne he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 Granted. But you Die. Sorry, Mistspren, I'm trying to not steal yours, but you ADDED EVEN MORE HOW. Three moons, you're good at this. I wish for a really long string, the longest possible. In other words, I want the longest thread. 1
goody153 Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) 45 minutes ago, AonEne said: Granted. But you Die. Sorry, Mistspren, I'm trying to not steal yours, but you ADDED EVEN MORE HOW. Three moons, you're good at this. I wish for a really long string, the longest possible. In other words, I want the longest thread. Granted but it spins around you and is unbreakable I wish dating was easier than it is Edited June 13, 2018 by goody153 1
Mistspren she/her Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 Granted, but this shocking development upends the social order, so that it and I Burn as every thing crumbles and we watch the world Ignite. All Things Must Die as It’s My Turn to face societal collapse. The panic this causes sends people dashing around madly as though they drank too much Caffeine. Nothing is spared by the flames, destroying every Home, not even sparing so much as a Bmblb. Unearthly fires, a true Lusus Naturae, only act as a Bad Luck Charm to those who can’t escape, the heat of the blaze burning Red Like Roses as our planet is Sacrificed to meet the needs of dating. Your bane is that you have the deaths of millions and the collapse of the world as you know it on your conscience (as well as all those incredibly forced puns) but at least dating works now. I wish final exams didn’t exist. 6
Apollyon he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 Granted, but now that final exams don’t exist, you never graduate. You must keep going forever in whatever school/job this applies to. Sorry. I wish that I would take the time to listen to all the RWBY songs so that I would would know what the chull dung you’re talking about!
Zath he/him Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/9/2018 at 10:47 PM, AonEne said: Okay, can we all just agree that Zath should be a writer? On 6/10/2018 at 8:31 AM, goody153 said: I've been reading uhm alot of the bane/boon pages(yes i procrastinate alot). Zath indeed from time to time makes me laugh. Aw, shucks... Thank you! 5 hours ago, Apollyon said: I wish that I would take the time to listen to all the RWBY songs so that I would would know what the chull dung you’re talking about! Granted! You take the time to listen to all those RWBY songs, and then you reread Mistspren's posts and chuckle at all the puns that you now understand. Your bane is that the time you took was from your own life, so you'll die that much sooner. When the time comes and you pass away, your epitaph says, "The puns were worth it." No one understands what you meant by this. At your funeral, Mistspren gives a stirring eulogy that is entirely devoid of RWBY song puns. You return as a Cognitive Shadow -- scaring the rust out of everyone -- and demand a eulogy that consists of nothing but RWBY puns. Everyone is too freaked out to comply, so you just start singing "Time to Say Goodbye" as you slowly fade back into the Cognitive Realm. I wish for a comfortable pair of sneakers. 4
goody153 Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 Granted now everything that we wear that isn't sneakers pains us for every second we put it on (curse you ! but probably nice to alot of people as well i mean everybody naked) I wish for Nightwatcher to marry Stormfather
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