Barbarian AL Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted! You now have a cute cremling as a pet. A pet that never stops growing. I wish to discover a substance that is like sugar but instead it's healthy and nutritious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted. Big Pharma take control of distribution and send the price high. I wish for a giant spoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted. uh... you feel bad because it is made of eco-harmful materials, as it has used up the world's supplies of plastic, and the effort to make more faster puts a hole in the ozone. I wish wasps died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, but bees multiply tenfold and doom the human race. I wish for my earnings on this thread to never be taken away/destroyed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hope of Elantris Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, but they lose all emotional value to you. I wish for Venli and Darth Mall to have a dance off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted. Because neither can actually dance, you spend the whole time gagging. I wish hippos were immortal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 (Why do you want this?) Granted. However, they now have a taste for human flesh. I wish my dog was still alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Granted, but your dog has an entirely different personality. If they were obedient, they now destroy every piece of furniture whenever you look away and vice-versa. I wish for the fourth most invested object in the Cosmere, along with knowledge of its name and abilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Granted. It is quite a large fosillised poo from when a shard tried inhabiting a giant animal. Its ability is its enormous stench and investiture glow and it attracts splinters liked flies. I wish for a tiny awakened duck statue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarian AL Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Granted! The duck is now alive, though since its made of Iron, it exhibits no locomotion and is doomed to a life of static silence. I wish for a plate of falafel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Granted, but it’s a fawaffle, not a falafel. I wish I would take the time to google what the heck a falafel is. (I seriously don’t know other than the fact that it’s food) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 40 minutes ago, Apollyon said: I wish I would take the time to google what the heck a falafel is. (I seriously don’t know other than the fact that it’s food) Granted. You click on this link: https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+falafel&oq=what+is+falafel&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.4319j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 ...Or you just type "what is falafel" into your preferred search engine. Your bane is that all food now tastes like spiced chickpeas and fava beans that have been mashed and deep-fried. You constantly crave the taste of pita bread to go with it, but since pita bread's taste has been similarly altered, this craving is never satisfied. Also, after a month of this, you feel like you could kill for some fresh fruit and veggies. I wish for a Bladeshard, whatever that might be. (Not a Shardblade, mind you. A Bladeshard). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) Granted, You receive a tiny shard of metal, seemingly snapped off from the edge of a sword. It is heavier than it should be, and warm to the touch. Otherwise, it is quite useless and unremarkable. I wish I could duplicate objects at will Edited May 17, 2018 by Xtafa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Granted, but you are kidnaped by secret organization. You eventually die in pain. I wish for awakened, Nightblood-like, little black stone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Granted, but it sounds like Hillary Clinton I wish I had a army of kids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 25 minutes ago, Jehoiada said: I wish I had a army of kids Granted. You have an army of baby goats that follows you around (the Nightwatcher does not approve of child labor, especially for the purposes of warfare). Each goat kid has a sword and shield strapped to its back, but because they all have hooves none of them can wield these weapons. Their adorable acrobatics is their most effective weapon anyways, as proven by this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWvefaN8USk Your bane is that the signals your brain previously sent to your arms are now sent to your legs, and vice versa. So if you tried to swing your leg forward, your arm would swing forward instead. Left and right are reversed for you, as well. I wish you luck in your endeavors to learn how to move your arms and legs normally again. Watch out for kids that try to use you as a springboard to perform backflips. I wish for the ability to perform awesome backflips. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Granted, you are one of the goats in Jehoiada's army I wish for a tiny tiny goat. 5 cms tall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Granted, you now have it but since it's so small you keep looking it and finaly you don't see it one day and step on it this will happen at a random time in the future. I wish to be a Viking. Quote I didn't mean like a physical army but just to let you know, more like a unknown vast number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 Granted, you are Viking. You live in 8th century and you know your bane. You will NEVER find out anything about Dragonsteel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 I wish for pen-pineapple-apple-pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) The Nightwatcher stares at you in shock, then shivers and shakes her head. "If you insist. But I'm hiding it so it takes you some time to find it." She snaps her fingers and it appears in a thread with great aspirations, probably sponsored by Ambition, where lots of random stuff that makes little to no sense is housed. I wish for you to solve my riddle and find it. Edit: Since Kidpen did that, I now wish for there to never be a math portion of any test, and for math to not be a required subject in high school. Edited May 19, 2018 by AonEne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 I wish for one boxing. And duck. And one yellow sock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 On 5/19/2018 at 0:04 PM, AonEne said: I now wish for there to never be a math portion of any test, and for math to not be a required subject in high school. But...but... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 10 hours ago, NoiseSpren said: I wish for one boxing. And duck. And one yellow sock. A look of disgust falls upon the nightwatchers face. Humans.. such greed.. You find yourself in a boxing ring, the other corner inhabited by a 10 foot tall duck. Your only weapon is a single yellow cotton sock pulled over your left hand. Prepare yourself human. QUACK!!! I wish for a flask filled with preserved, healthy and refilling water. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 Granted. A... relatively tiny flask, sure, but... its clean! you may be able to even... I dunno, quench your thirst... if your thirsty for a couple drops of water! YAY! I wish ghanderflaffles existed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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