Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Xtafa]

Granted, it is a beautiful bronze statue of waffles, you cannot eat them.

I wish for my very own shardblade or awakened weapon.

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted, you now have a Shardblade, but it cannot be dismissed, and you have to carry it around with you everywhere.

I wish for some awesome shurikens.

[Xtafa]

Granted, they are awesome in the same sense as Lift, they are slippery, you cannot grab them, and they slide everywhere with the softest nudge. 

3 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

 

I wish for some awesome shurikens.

 

I wish for the perfect cheesecake.

Edited May 3, 2018 by Xtafa
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[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but the cheesecake is so perfect that it believes you are unworthy of it’s presence.

I wish that no upvotes are ever to be given to anyone on this thread ever again.

[Xtafa]

Granted, the untick immediately and ruin the websites algorithms, Eventually causing a corruption, the shard is deleted.

 

I wish I was Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted. The Nightwatcher transforms you into a very special rock.

 

 

I wish for the ability to inhale Stormlight without swearing any ideals

[Zennix he/him]

2 hours ago, Xtafa said:

Granted, the untick immediately and ruin the websites algorithms, Eventually causing a corruption, the shard is deleted.

 

I wish I was Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor

Granted. Congratulations, you just became a rock!

I wish to crush the rock.

[Xtafa]

Granted, I receive flowers and a proclamation of a crush! <3

{its a curse, trust me}

I wish Larkin were real 

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, but with the absence of Stormlight to feed on, they evolve to drain electricity instead, becoming a nuisance and causing rolling blackouts as they swarm to power stations and try and grow to Godzilla sizes.

I wish to be able to stick to and walk on walls as I please.

[Xtafa]

Im okay with that, gim godzilla Larkin.

Granted, you are a snail.

I wish this damnation train was cold and comfy

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

6 hours ago, BitBitio said:

I wish for the ability to inhale Stormlight without swearing any ideals

Granted. You now feed on stormlight. But you see everything upside down.

2 hours ago, Xtafa said:

I wish this damnation train was cold and comfy

Granted it is now cold and comfy. But is is going the wrong direction.

I call on the nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish that amazon wasn't going to do LOTR.

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted. Instead, it's given over to Michael Bay, and whoever was responsible for the Emoji Movie.

I wish for a lightsaber, preferably a double-bladed one!

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but you can’t cut or burn anything with it.

I wish for a door that can access the Dor. 

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, but the door opens into the Cognitive Realm where the Dor is stuffed, and opening it releases torrents of pure, raw Investiture that threatens to rip you apart.

I wish for an Allomantic language medallion.

[Ishar]

Granted, but it is empty.

 

I wish for a sword like Nightblood except ordered to bake cupcakes instead of destroy evil.

 

Edit: Actually though, imagine that "Bake cupcakes! Do you want to bake some cupcakes today? You should draw me so we can bake cupcakes."

Edit 2: I wonder if that still would consume investiture like Nightblood... I kinda doubt it.

Edited May 3, 2018 by Ishar

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted.

As a bane, The Nightwatcher transforms you into cupcake dough. Good luck...

I wish for a toy piglet named Arnold.

Cause reasons.

[Ishar]

Granted, but you forget what you named it.

 

I wish Brandon Sanderson would write a short story about a sword like Nightblood that was ordered to bake cupcakes and would allow me to read a copy.

Edited May 3, 2018 by Ishar

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted. However, as a bane, The Nightwatcher erases your mind immediately after you finish.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a pet Voidbringer like Wyndle.

[Ishar]

Granted, but you get an actual Voidbringer, and it tries to kill you.

 

I wish to become a Bondsmith.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. You live your life in a forge, which I'm not saying is a bad thing, just not what you wanted.

I wish 2+2=5 was a correct algorithm.

[Ishar]

8 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Granted. You live your life in a forge, which I'm not saying is a bad thing, just not what you wanted.

I wish 2+2=5 was a correct algorithm.

Not really sure what you mean by algorithm there... um...

Granted. Now 2+2=5. You failed math class though.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Isn't algorithm a synonym of equation? maybe not... I meant equation.

Granted. However, bursts of this strange buoyancy come randomly, as determined by your archnemesis.

I wish my archnemesis lived in the St. Louis Arch.

[VeilSpren]

38 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Isn't algorithm a synonym of equation? maybe not... I meant equation.

Granted. However, bursts of this strange buoyancy come randomly, as determined by your archnemesis.

I wish my archnemesis lived in the St. Louis Arch.

Algorithm: a process or set of rules to be followed in calculations or other problem-solving operations, especially by a computer.

Equation: a statement that the values of two mathematical expressions are equal (indicated by the sign =).

Granted but now you live there too. 

I wish for stamina

Edited May 3, 2018 by VeilSpren

[Gancho Libre he/him]

dangit. I thought I was smart.

Granted, but you are glued in place, unable to move.

I wish I knew beforehand that an algorithm wasn't a synonym of an equation.

[Ishar]

Granted, you know they are different, but now you don’t know what either of them are.

 

I wish for a pet moose that does whatever I say.

 

Edit: should have wished I could delete the post above. Oh well. If anyone knows how please let me know

Edited May 3, 2018 by Ishar