Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Shqueeves]

5 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish that myself, my family and friends were all invincible. 

 

Granted. You, your family, and your friends are now invincible. Your bane is that you age at an accelerated rate.

I wish to be an illusionary epic

Edited August 22, 2017 by Shqueeves
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[Nathrangking he/him]

21 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

Granted. You, your family, and your friends are now invincible. Your bane is that you age at an accelerated rate.

I wish to be an illusionary epic

Granted, you are turned into a giant illusion copy of yourself.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to never get sick.

[Penumbra]

3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted, you are turned into a giant illusion copy of yourself.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to never get sick.

Granted. But you don't really heal anymore either.

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Welcome to Elantris! 

I wish for a pair of perfect autumn boots

Edited August 22, 2017 by Penumbra
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[Dr_Evilcat]

5 hours ago, Penumbra said:

Granted. But you don't really heal anymore either.

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Welcome to Elantris! 

I wish for a pair of perfect autumn boots

Granted, but your socks are perpetually damp.

 

I wish for complete and comprehensible knowledge of all scientific and mathematical concepts that exist and ever will exist.

[Sami she/her]

8 hours ago, Dr_Evilcat said:

Granted, but your socks are perpetually damp.

 

I wish for complete and comprehensible knowledge of all scientific and mathematical concepts that exist and ever will exist.

Granted, but whenever you try to say anything you will constantly interrupt yourself with a completely unrelated rant on a scientifical/mathematical concept - and forget what you were going to say.

I wish for free fast-running unlimited WiFi wherever I go

[Sparkrunner he/him]

You get an un-owned, speedy baby wombat named Wifi who follows you around. Everywhere. (Wombats are still pretty cute, though.)

I wish to fool the nightwatcher.

[Nathrangking he/him]

On 8/23/2017 at 9:17 AM, Roadwalker said:

You get an un-owned, speedy baby wombat named Wifi who follows you around. Everywhere. (Wombats are still pretty cute, though.)

I wish to fool the nightwatcher.

Granted, As you stand before the Nightwatcher your clothes become those of a court fool.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to hold all of the powers of Adonalsium. 

 

[Penumbra]

20 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted, As you stand before the Nightwatcher your clothes become those of a court fool.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to hold all of the powers of Adonalsium. 

 

You get it. But you get shattered into 16 pieces shortly thereafter ... 

I have a sinple wish: I wish to be more confident in my choices! 

 

[Sami she/her]

6 minutes ago, Penumbra said:

You get it. But you get shattered into 16 pieces shortly thereafter ... 

I have a sinple wish: I wish to be more confident in my choices! 

 

Granted. You (very confidently) make all the wrong ones.

 

I wish for a phone with an unbreakable screen 

[Nathrangking he/him]

18 minutes ago, Sami said:

Granted. You (very confidently) make all the wrong ones.

 

I wish for a phone with an unbreakable screen 

Granted, but it does not work.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have all of the wisdom of the ages.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

You have the wisdom of a 1 year old baby in the morning, the wisdom of a teen-ager at noon, the wisdom of someone at their prime from 2-3 PM, and the senility of an old man through the night.

I wish for people to give more realistic, nightwatcher like answers.

[Cephandrius]

The nightwatcher grants you what she feels you deserve, and curses you with something that may or may not be completely unrelated.  

( turns out you’re that guy who wanted a bolt of cloth to sell to get his family through the winter and ends up seeing upside down for the rest of his days. )

 

i beseech the nightwatcher to grant me the powers of a mistborn and the weaponry of a Jedi.  (Seriously, imagine it, a mistborn  trained in lightsaber use, using atium, would kick so much chull. )

[Shqueeves]

4 minutes ago, Cephandrius said:

i beseech the nightwatcher to grant me the powers of a mistborn and the weaponry of a Jedi.  (Seriously, imagine it, a mistborn  trained in lightsaber use, using atium, would kick so much chull. )

The Nightwatcher laughs. You gain Hemalurgic spikes for all metals made out of lightsabers, and a Hemalurgic spike granting you access to the force. All of these spikes make your soul super vulnerable to being controlled by Soothing/Rioting.

Your bane is an extreme Murphy's Law. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, rarely in your favor. 

I wish for determination

[kiapet]

You are filled with determination, yet are unable to recall anything you wanted that determination for.

I wish my college was closer to home.

[Nathrangking he/him]

6 hours ago, kiapet said:

You are filled with determination, yet are unable to recall anything you wanted that determination for.

I wish my college was closer to home.

Granted. Your college and home become conjoined. There is now no escape.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have an army of servant who obey my every command unquestioningly.

Edited September 24, 2017 by Nathrangking

[flying_shadow she/her]

11 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

I wish to have an army of servant who obey my every command unquestioningly.

Granted, you now have an army of servants who obey anyone's commands unflinchingly.

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

[Stormrunner1730]

On 9/24/2017 at 0:50 PM, Kalinovsky said:

Granted, you now have an army of servants who obey anyone's commands unflinchingly.

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

Granted, but you now have so much work that you are compelled to do that you never have time for anything else.

I wish I could finish writing the story ideas I come up with.

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 hours ago, Stormrunner1730 said:

Granted, but you now have so much work that you are compelled to do that you never have time for anything else.

I wish I could finish writing the story ideas I come up with.

Granted. You now can only write the endings of your story ideas. 

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my tv to have every premium channel for free.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

On 9/25/2017 at 7:13 PM, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my tv to have every premium channel for free.

Granted. You may now see only in black-and-white negative infrared.

"I ask the Nightwatcher for the boon of full mistborn allomantic abilities and use of feruchemical chromium, so as to do household chores more easily and actually go for a Pathfinder campaign without my character getting killed every other level."

Edited September 29, 2017 by The Allomantic Metalhead

[18th Shard he/him]

Granted. You are now a mistborn, the first ever to be allergic to every Allomantic metal except aluminum. In addition, you were hemalurgically grafted feruchemical chromium, a very old degraded spike, which means that for about every day unlucky you spend an hour lucky. 

I wish that Brandon would surprise us with the announcement that while writing Oathbringer, he accidently wrote the 4th storm light book as well.

[flying_shadow she/her]

4 hours ago, 18th Shard said:

I wish that Brandon would surprise us with the announcement that while writing Oathbringer, he accidently wrote the 4th storm light book as well.

The book is written, but doesn't get published until the year 2025.

NIghtwatcher, please give me the capacity to save my marks from destruction. I need them to apply for uni...

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

11 hours ago, Kalinovsky said:

NIghtwatcher, please give me the capacity to save my marks from destruction. I need them to apply for uni...

Okay, but everything else is utterly obliterated beyond repair.

Nightwatcher, please grant me the ability to understand all spoken and written languages.

[Penumbra]

1 hour ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said:

Okay, but everything else is utterly obliterated beyond repair.

Nightwatcher, please grant me the ability to understand all spoken and written languages.

This wish shall be granted. However you shall also understand every spoken language of animals, and birdsong will just never be the same again.

Nightwatcher, I ask to have more time in my days.

Edited September 30, 2017 by Penumbra

[Nathrangking he/him]

Granted. everyone around you now moves at a snails pace while you move at normal speed.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to control Time.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted. You can control the flow of time itself.

So, you can turn back time, for instance.

But you never asked for your memories to be preserved when this happens (seriously, that's a pretty important "required secondary power" for time control). So you can turn back time, but once you get a few seconds into the past, you forget that you ever turned back time. To you, it is as if you were still just about to try turning back time. So you wait a few seconds until the point where you initially turned back time, and then turn back time again. And then forget again... So you are now stuck in an infinite loop.

The entire timeline of the universe hits a dead end, ceaselessly looping back in itself, the same events playing through like a broken record. Time cannot continue moving forward.

So basically, you've just caused the end of the universe.

 

I wish to be a bronze compounder.