Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted. Your puppet is beautiful.

 

As your bane: from now on, anything you look at will change color from what it was supposed to be. This does not apply to digital things.

 

I wish for a good, happy week. This week.

[A Secret Corner he/him]

Granted, next week your family and loved ones are tortured before your eyes

 

I wish to be able to grant unlimited wishes for myself and others, remove any bane from any person place tim or thing, while not changing or anyone around me getting harmed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[KnightGradient]

Granted, next week your family and loved ones are tortured before your eyes

 

I wish to be able to grant unlimited wishes for myself and others, remove any bane from any person place tim or thing, while not changing or anyone around me getting harmed

Granted. However, you must first say "I wish" in a random language(dead or current) before each wish. The language changes for each wish, and you have no way to know which language it is.

 

I wish for a Way of Kings TV series that rises above every one of my expectations for it, is entirely plot accurate, and is free on Netflix.

[KnightRadiant she/her]

Granted. (Seeing as I want that too), the bane will be more gentle than some I've seen. The TV series will not come out until after Oathbringer is released. 

 

My wish is to be able to comprehend and know any type of math instantly.

[Magestar he/him]

Done.  Be careful, however, as not all math is really that fun to comprehend. (Trust me, I know.)  Your bane is that your head doubles in size, so you look like Megamind or The Leader, or whomever you can think of.

 

I wish for one miiiillion dollars.  -whispering in background- Ah I see.  Eh-Hem.  I mean, one triiiillion dollars.

[WayneSpren he/him]

You have one triiiiilion dollars. In pennies. 

They break your wallet, rip your pants, and you are shamed for all eternity. You can't buy new pants because you need pants to enter the store in the first place.

 

I wish to be overly sarastic. So sarcastic. Not-even-kidding, so sarcasmyc that all who see me bow in worship.

[Sunbird she/her]

The Nightwatcher declines to give you a Bane, since your requested Boon is something you clearly already possess.

 

I wish being an Amazon Prime member allowed me to watch ALL TV shows free on Amazon, not just their original shows.

[WayneSpren he/him]

*shoves Nightwatcher aside*

Hello, I am the Eeevil Nightwatcher. You play by my rules now.

 

Your request is granted! You have all shows.

Then you die.
 

Eeevil.

[kenod]

Regular Nightwatcher wants her/his job back and takes advantage of the fact that Evil Nightwatcher didn't make a wish so he/she gives you the same bane as you gave the other guy.

I wish for more original banes.

[Rasarr she/her]

Granted, the Nightwatcher will try to be creative. As your bane, from now on you will always be followed by a gaggle of blue groundhog plushies that will sing songs from famous musicals in chippery voices whenever no-one in the room with you is speaking. They follow the law of Slasher Movie Villain Offscreen Teleportation, so don't hope to lose them.

 

I wish for to know what the Turthwatcher spren are called.

[Physicist of the Cosmere she/her]

Very well, you are granted this knowledge. However, you also gain knowledge of any and all deaths of major characters that will happen in the rest of the SA books, how they die, and the events leading up to it.

 

I wish Starfleet was real so I could become a science officer and travel around the galaxy.

[Sunbird she/her]

Granted. However, you are assigned a red uniform shirt.

 

I wish that I could manipulate time so that I could get a full night's sleep in four hours.

[KnightRadiant she/her]

Granted. You can now get a full night's rest in four hours. Your bane is that you now hear the crying of children awake in the night whenever you close your eyes. Good luck.

 

I wish that Mistborn would be made into a movie.

[WayneSpren he/him]

Granted. But it presents the series as a one-off film and totally neglects everything after The Lord Ruler dies.

 

I wish to be a Sharding Stick of Ultimate Cookie Power!!

[KnightGradient]

Granted. But it presents the series as a one-off film and totally neglects everything after The Lord Ruler dies.

 

I wish to be a Sharding Stick of Ultimate Cookie Power!!

Granted. However, Shallan comes across you after being shipwrecked. And this time, its personal.

 

I wish to be a Lurcher, as in the Misting who can burn Iron.

[kenod]

Granted, you even get Iron Feruchemy as a bonus.

Your bane is that every time you try to burn iron you store weigth in it first, so you can't lurch, but just make yourself heavy. Also, you can't tap iron, because the Nightwacther wants to be mean.

 

My wish is to be bonded with a sapient and intelligent Spren that has a nice character (one that agrees with mine).

[Rasarr she/her]

Wait, wait, but if he stores weight, he becomes lighter, so not only he doesn't become heavy, it's also much easier for him to go flying than if he was unable to do that... Hmm...

 

Anyway, your wish is granted, you are bonded with a Radiant spren of the Order of your choice. Your bane is that for Nahel bond to form, your mind has to be broken first, and you develop a mental problem that interfers with your chosen Radiant power (for example, lack of empathy if you're a Windrunner, or inability to tell lies from truth if Lightweaver).

 

I wish for my writer's block to end at last.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Your writer's block ends! You decide to pull in way overused tropes and your story is very popular. You lament the sad state of the world and the people in it, but at least you succeeded.

 

The Nightwatcher gives you a bane in the form of a paper airplane. This airplane follows you around, swooping through the air and never leaving you alone. It glows a little bit and pokes you sometimes if you stop too fast. It also smells strongly of popcorn.

 

I wish everything in my house would clean itself, without me having to do work. Please.

[Sunbird she/her]

Granted. However, all the self-cleaning objects in your house also gain intelligence and the power of speech, so you never have a quiet moment at home.

 

I wish for ice superpowers a la Frozone from "The Incredibles" or Iceman from the X-Men comics.

[Magestar he/him]

Granted.  You get Frozones powers, and they work exceptionally well.  Your bane is that whenever you try to fight crime, you can never find your supersuit. 

 

I wish to be able to switch accents as well as Wayne does.

Edited June 12, 2016 by Magestar

[Vyree he/him]

You learn to imitate accents perfectly however you sneeze in the middle of every sentence.

I want Brandon to tell me the end of Stormlight..

Edited June 12, 2016 by BloodSpren

[Lopens_Cousin]

Granted. It's Tuesday.

 

I wish for a perfect memory.

[WayneSpren he/him]

You gain a perfect memory! However, now whenever you remember anything embarrassing you speak it out loud.

 

I wish that currency in the US would be replaced with snow cones.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

(Does that include electronic currency?)

[KnightGradient]

You gain a perfect memory! However, now whenever you remember anything embarrassing you speak it out loud.

 

I wish that currency in the US would be replaced with snow cones.

Granted. since it's June, that may not work out so well, but your choice.

As a bane, you no longer crave the taste of snow cones, and instead are craving dolla bills. As in you want to eat them compulsively.

 

I wish to know why I wet the toothbrush before and after I put on toothpaste.