AnikoliNightmareVision she/her Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 "CHEATING CREMEATER!!1!!1111!!" after every sentence you say on this thread... There...my debt has been paid... You are granted your library, every book in it is "The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" Your bane is...you have to read each individual book in your library before reading anything else... I wish for a new Boba Fett image for my profile pic... Granted. Your profile doesn't work now.I wish for a infinite library with differente fantasy and sci-fi books that are written on English.
Bugsy he/him Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 Granted. Your profile doesn't work now. I wish for a infinite library with differente fantasy and sci-fi books that are written on English. Granted. Unfortunately, you can now only read and understand Dawnchant I wish for the next season of doctor who to come out
Stormgate he/him Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 Granted. It came out five years ago, caused a time paradox, and the Doctor and his alternate universe double Hoid had to save the world. I wish that we use 'wibbly-wobbly, Shardy-wardy stuff' to describe more stuff that happens in the Cosmere. 1
Vander Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) Granted. It came out five years ago, caused a time paradox, and the Doctor and his alternate universe double Hoid had to save the world. I wish that we use 'wibbly-wobbly, Shardy-wardy stuff' to describe more stuff that happens in the Cosmere. Sure. Since I'm a DW fan myself, your bane is that the moment you grow attached to any Doctor, he- or she! (gender equality mainly because I'm scared of Missy)- regenerates. I wish for chocolate. GOOD chocolate. Edited March 12, 2016 by Car'a'carn
Erunion he/him Posted March 13, 2016 Posted March 13, 2016 Sure. Since I'm a DW fan myself, your bane is that the moment you grow attached to any Doctor, he- or she! (gender equality mainly because I'm scared of Missy)- regenerates. I wish for chocolate. GOOD chocolate. You get it. It's delicious. Your bane is that you can no longer feel the roof of your mouth - it will be numb for the rest of your life. (Remember! The Nightwatchers banes aren't related to destroying the boon! Often it's something completely unrelated, but continually annoying!)
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 13, 2016 Posted March 13, 2016 You get it. It's delicious. Your bane is that you can no longer feel the roof of your mouth - it will be numb for the rest of your life. (Remember! The Nightwatchers banes aren't related to destroying the boon! Often it's something completely unrelated, but continually annoying!) You did not ask for a boon...as a result...wibbly-wobbly, Shardy-wardy stuff happens...chaos insues... I STILL wish for a new Bobba Fett image for my profile...Aniko said that I got it...but clearly I did not...
Cephandrius Posted March 14, 2016 Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) Granted. HOWEVER. In true Nightwatcher spirit, every person you meet looks like they are made of cucumbers. EDIT: to clarify, this DOES affect pictures, including ones of Fett. But you should be fine, because helmets armor and clothing look the same. Edited March 14, 2016 by Cephandrius 4
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 14, 2016 Posted March 14, 2016 Alas...the image is too large. But I did NOT specify that it has to work. Upvote for effort. It's the nicest thing a talking cucumber has ever done for me... 1
Cephandrius Posted March 14, 2016 Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) Aw, Braizenation. I messed things up. I shall right this wrong by asking of the nightwatcher a boon. GLORIOUS LADY OF THE NIGHT! I BEG OF YOU THE POWER TO CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE! (Also, Hoidhunter - you could resize it, and if that doesn't work, well at least i tried. Thanks for the upvote!) Edited March 14, 2016 by Cephandrius
Erunion he/him Posted March 14, 2016 Posted March 14, 2016 Oh shoot! I forgot my boon too... Granted. As your bane, every voice you here has a random volume. Whispers could sound like screams or a normal voice. The loudest yelling could sound to you like the barest whisper. You can always understand what you'd normally be able to hear, but it translates to your brain... Oddly. As my boon, I wish for future posters to give proper, Nightwatcheresque banes!
Cephandrius Posted March 14, 2016 Posted March 14, 2016 Granted. BTW, Wyndle's mom told me to tell you you that the name of every person, place or thing you hear or read will look like "HaChaChaCha" from now on. I wish I knew why the one time Navani asks Dalinar about Shshsh it shows up in yellow print in my ebook copy. Seriously, that's the only instance of yellow print in my entire massive eBook library, so it's gotta be something special about her. (new theory - Dalinar married the Nightwatcher and he went to the valley to get divorced. But she actually annulled the union, so his memory was stripped away, because an annulment means the marriage never happened or something. If it was a divorce, he would remember her.) 5
Erunion he/him Posted March 14, 2016 Posted March 14, 2016 Your theory is brilliant, and your boon is granted. Your bane is that the first new memory you make each day is immediately forgotten. Starting at the moment your boon is granted
Bugsy he/him Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 Granted. It came out five years ago, caused a time paradox, and the Doctor and his alternate universe double Hoid had to save the world. I wish that we use 'wibbly-wobbly, Shardy-wardy stuff' to describe more stuff that happens in the Cosmere. 1 million upvotes, even though you made me laugh in the middle of Spanish class Your theory is brilliant, and your boon is granted. Your bane is that the first new memory you make each day is immediately forgotten. Starting at the moment your boon is granted Your bane is that this counts as the one wish you can ask of the nightwatcher, and you didn't actually ask for anything I wish Brandon would read this tread and use some of these banes in future books
Rasarr she/her Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 (edited) Granted... the banes he ends up using are the one about everyone around you looking like cucumbers and the one about saying goodbye only by "have a magical day!". Poor Taln... poor Kaladin... As your bane, you now have an endless craving for chocolate. In your every waking hour, you wish to eat chocolate. When you sleep, you dream of eating chocolate. When you pass a chocolate bar in the shop, you can't leave it - or the fifteen other bars hanging behind it, for that matter. When you pass a shop selling chocolate, you have to restrain yourself not to rush in and spend all your money on chocolate. Your bags are always chock-full of chocolate, and yet when you eat it all, you still need more chocolate. I wish for a Disney movie in which the princess commands a giant mecha and the prince is a timid scholar to come out this summer. Edited March 15, 2016 by Rasarr
Brightness Enna she/her Posted March 15, 2016 Posted March 15, 2016 Granted. Disney movies are just a bit more awesome, thanks to you. However, every time you attempt to walk faster than a shuffle you slip and fall. Every single time. It's unavoidable and absolutely humiliating. I wish for a longer spring break. 3
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Granted...you do not have to return to class until 8 hours later than usual... For your bane, whenever you try to read something out loud, it comes out in spanish...even if you cannot read, speak, or understand spanish. I wish for a PM containing the most vulgar joke someone can think of...
Vander Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Granted. Just a moment... Oh, and you can only MAKE vulgar jokes from here on in. Nobody likes you anymore. I wish to be beautiful. BEAUTIFUL I tell you. And visible. In a world of people who can see. (I mean, it's an easy enough wish to screw up anyway...)
Vander Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Sorry for the multi-quote, but I'm just going to quote hoidhunter in case I get in trouble and he decides to delete that post... I wish for a PM containing the most vulgar joke someone can think of... You can't be too paranoid...
Stormgate he/him Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Granted. Just a moment... Oh, and you can only MAKE vulgar jokes from here on in. Nobody likes you anymore. I wish to be beautiful. BEAUTIFUL I tell you. And visible. In a world of people who can see. (I mean, it's an easy enough wish to screw up anyway...) You are now a flower. A pretty flower, but a flower.I wish for the physique of a chasmfiend and the physical shape and size of a human.
Master Elodin Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Granted. From now on, you remember your name as SHSHSHSHSH. I wish to be awesome.
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 granted, you are now kaladin, about to be killed in some horrible and dramatic way. and thats not even your curse! your curse is that you now have extra toes. I wish for the Traveler to make me a Guardian.
Bugsy he/him Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Granted. You are now a guardian from Borderlands. Unfortunately, you were caught in the crossfire between the Vault hunters and Atlas corporation, who promptly teamed up and utterly destroyed you I wish to be able to run as far as I choose as easily as I want
Vander Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 granted, you are now kaladin, about to be killed in some horrible and dramatic way. I think you helped him out, here- Kaladin, from the way things are going, is probably going to turn out to be ta'veren. 1
Vander Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Granted. You are now a guardian from Borderlands. Unfortunately, you were caught in the crossfire between the Vault hunters and Atlas corporation, who promptly teamed up and utterly destroyed you I wish to be able to run as far as I choose as easily as I want Sure. You only have free for an hour every week. At every other time, you HAVE to do whatever anyone tells you. I wish for a PM speculating what would happen if Kaladin and Szeth met again, with the assumption that Szeth somehow manages to become less... screwed up.
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 17, 2016 Posted March 17, 2016 Granted... You now have to fart every time you post something on the forum... I wish for the ability to hear farts from miles away...
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