Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

Granted, but all the words will appear as shsshshhsshshsh to you

 

I wish to be able to make the weather what I want it to be, for each day, in the city I'm in

[Erunion he/him]

Wish granted. 

 

You are no longer able to feel warmth or cold on your skin (although your body will still experience positive/detrimental effects). 

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Wish granted. 

 

You are no longer able to feel warmth or cold on your skin (although your body will still experience positive/detrimental effects). 

 

But, Erunion, what's your wish?

[Citadel16 he/him]

he doesn't have one, and is therefore the recipient of all curses since the last person who did this.

 

I wish to be able to eat my lasgna!(and not get sick!)

[WayneSpren he/him]

he doesn't have one, and is therefore the recipient of all curses since the last person who did this.

 

I wish to be able to eat my lasgna!(and not get sick!)

you succeed. but you have to share with me. (I'm hungry)

 

I wish to get six upvotes so I can be a full Shardbearer.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted... but your Blade is dead and your Plate is eternally full of sand. (Gotta do my part to make your wish come true... have an upvote!)

 

I wish to have a well-constructed, accurate Mistcloak.

[Vander]

Your boon is also your curse (plus now you have to watch all his public appearances, including the one where he eats a California reaper/bitter gourd salad to get more media hits).

As an aside: Nope. Canada FTW.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Car'a'carn

[Brightness Enna she/her]

As an aside: NOPE! Canada FTW.

You just beat the Nightwatcher! Well done. 

 

Also: What have you done to humanity, Car'a'carn? (<that's kinda funny)

[Vander]

Granted. You portal into Roshar in the middle of a highstorm, 500 feet in the air, and Kaladin is not there to save you.

Not that it matters, considering that everyone unimportant to the plot that Kal tries to save ends up dying.

 

Also, yes, I have doomed the world. Sorry, Enna. The Car'a'carn thing was good, though.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Car'a'carn

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Granted... but your Blade is dead and your Plate is eternally full of sand. (Gotta do my part to make your wish come true... have an upvote!)

 

I wish to have a well-constructed, accurate Mistcloak.

Granted.  It always sticks to your other clothes so it doesn't look cool.

 

I wish for infinite improvisational skills on the piano.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted... but your Blade is dead and your Plate is eternally full of sand. (Gotta do my part to make your wish come true... have an upvote!)

 

I wish to have a well-constructed, accurate Mistcloak.

 

Granted. You have a very nice, well constructed mistcloak from the final empire era. Truly a masterwork. As a curse, you are always extremely cold and must constantly wear the cloak to remain comfortable, regardless of your surroundings.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted.  It always sticks to your other clothes so it doesn't look cool.

 

I wish for infinite improvisational skills on the piano.

You beat me by three seconds... And we basically gave the same curse

Granted, you have infinite improvisation skills. However, since you are so talented, all music other people make seems really boring to you. And everyone else finds you music way to complex for them to comprehend or enjoy.

 

I wish for all the future and past stormlight archive novels in hard copy right now, and to have the ability to read them and remember them, without losing them.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Drake Marshall

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted, but 1) the pages are inexplicably made of clear glass and written in a language only you can read and 2) you are transported to a Core Possibility that has never heard of Sanderson.

 

Granted. You have a very nice, well constructed mistcloak from the final empire era. Truly a masterwork. As a curse, you are always extremely cold and must constantly wear the cloak to remain comfortable, regardless of your surroundings.

That's not really a curse...   (Also, have you heard of black midi? There's no way you can get music more complicated than that.)

 

I wish for an infinite amount of good luck that can influence anything and only what I wish it to.

[ShardPug]

You get a dice which will always get the number as you wish.

Your right big toe will itch as hell every time you want to sleep.

 

I think most of people in this thread misunderstood how Nightwatcher's deal worked.

It's not a djinni who want to sabotage your wish by finding loophole from your words.

Instead, you make your wish, Nightwatcher give you what it thought is appropriate, and give you a curse,which might not be related to your wish.

 

I wish I can be a writer as good and as popular as Brandon Sanderson.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted. As is your previous, less explicit wish that people made banes that aren't directly related to boons.

You are now followed by a small spren-like creature that screams every time you try to lie to somebody or even just give them a false impression.

Also, since you technically made two wishes, you also can't feel your chin anymore.

 

I wish for the ability to slow down time for everyone but me.

[mullman]

Granted you can only slow down time and not speed it back up.

I wish for my bane to be put on everybody including me.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted you can only slow down time and not speed it back up.

I wish for my bane to be put on everybody including me.

 

I'm actually okay with that. I still get to do everything way faster than everybody else, even if I can't turn it off.

 

Granted. Your bane is that you compulsively shove organic matter into your mouth three times a day (if you don't you will eventually die), and also must spend roughly half of each day unconscious (otherwise you find it hard to think and eventually will pass out anyway).

 

I wish for the ability to make the world's best hemalurgic spikes cookies.

[Vander]

Granted. You now have the ability to make the world's best hemalurgic spike  cookies. You must consume them yourself, and they are made of zinc.

 

I wish for this thread to be ended, with no way for it to be resurrected or otherwise made active again.

Edited February 26, 2016 by Car'a'carn

[Patar he/him]

Granted, but it won't happen for a few hundred years.

 

I wish that I never have to write another paper for my English class ever again.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Granted...

But whenever you try to write something your writing instrument will explode.

[natc]

Stormblessed peasant forgot to request something and thus gets the buffer of banes we've saved up starting from after the last guy forgot.

I to be Returned when I die.

Edited February 26, 2016 by natc

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

You shall Return as a newborn child and never age

 

STORM IT! I don't want no boon and I definitely don't want no Bane!. Strangely so, I can deal with big problems like the world ending but I can't deal with mosquito bites.

 

I guess I will have to ask for a boon....

 

Ummm.... I want to have a million upvotes fr every post

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted, but you can no longer deal with big problems like the world ending, and mosquito bites are even worse than before.

 

I wish for a monkey that is not dead or rabid or desiring to hurt me.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

Granted. It just ignores you.

 

I wish for the capacity to save the world.

[ecohansen]

Granted.  Glinda the Good Witch, sparkling and glittering, rides in on a rainbow and says "Silly Drake, the power has been within you all along!"   She then disappears, and you never learn what she meant.  For your bane, you become convinced that you are a cocker spaniel that only thinks it is human.

 

I wish to bask eternally in sunny meadows by the shore of a wave-strewn sea.

Edited February 26, 2016 by ecohansen